Once Bitten
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The Countess (Lauren Hutton) is a centuries-old vampire who requires a triple feeding of virgin blood before every Halloween to maintain a youthful appearance. She now lives in 1980s Los Angeles where, in an oft-repeated joke, teenage virgins are a rare commodity. She sends Sebastian, her servant and all of her lesser vampires out to find one. Mark Kendall (Jim Carrey) is a high school student who desperately wants to 'do it' with his girl friend Robin (Karen Kopins) in the worst way, but she wants to wait. Jamie and Russ, Mark's goofy friends, convince him to go to a Hollywood pick up spot. Here fate intervenes: Mark meets the Countess - both characters finding the perfect mate to satisfy their desires. But something happens...
© Samuel Goldwyn Company
© Samuel Goldwyn Company
Production Company | Night Life Inc. | ||
Distributor | Samuel Goldwyn Company | ||
Director | Howard Storm | ||
Writers | Dimitri Villard David Hines Jeffrey Hause Jonathan Roberts |
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Producers | Frank Hildebrand Dimitri Villard Robert Wald |
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Executive Producer | Samuel Goldwyn Jr. | ||
Composer | John Du Prez | ||
Cinematographer | John Du Prez | ||
Editor | Marc Grossman | ||
Cast List |
Lauren Hutton Jim Carrey Karen Kopins Cleavon Little Thomas Ballatore Skip Lackey Joseph Brutsman Stuart Charno Robin Klein Glen Mauro Gary Mauro Carey More Peter Elbling Richard Schaal Peggy Pope Anna Mathias Kate Zentall Laura Urstein Megan Mullally Garry Goodrow Dan Barrows Alan McRae Ruth Silveira Ron Vernan Terry Wills Dee Dee Rescher Opelene Bartley Dominick Brascia Nancy Hunter Philip Linton Don Richey Anthony Storm Casey Storm Maria Vidal Hillary Carlip Kimberlye Gold Nancy Scher Kelly Salloum |
..... Countess ..... Mark Kendall ..... Robin Pierce ..... Sebastian ..... Jamie ..... Russ ..... Confederate Vampire ..... Cabin Boy Vampire ..... Flowerchild Vampire ..... Twin Vampire #1 ..... Twin Vampire #2 ..... Moll Flanders Vampire ..... Bookseller ..... Mr. Kendall ..... Mrs. Kendall ..... Daphne ..... Tanya ..... Darlene ..... Suzette ..... Wino ..... Harry ..... Man in Drag ..... Instructor ..... Man at Table ..... Principal ..... Laundromat Lady ..... Lunch Counter Lady ..... Young Man Buying Ice Cream ..... Woman Shopper in Unisex Store ..... Boy in Shower ..... Bouncer ..... Kid #1 ..... Kid #2 ..... High School Band ..... High School Band ..... High School Band ..... High School Band ..... High School Band |
Mark Kendall: | I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a "day" person. |
Mark Kendall: | Get me outta here. |
Countess: | Hello, tall, dark and handsome. |
Mark Kendall: | Me? |
Mark Kendall: | I was wondering. Are you a prostitute? |
Countess: | I'm whatever you want me to be! |
Mark Kendall: | I can't be a vampire. I have to go college. |
Mark Kendall: | It finally happened. Did I enjoy it? |
Mark Kendall: | Last week I went to a bar in Hollywood where I met a strange woman. She took me to her house and I think we had a good time, but ever since then weird things have been happening... |
Mark Kendall just found out that his one-night stand has been around for centuries.
A one-night stand with eternal complications!
A tasty comedy.
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