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Liar Liar
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| Beggar: "Excuse me sir, any spare change?" Fletcher: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm all out." RealAudio: 39 KB; Wave: 79 KB | 
Fletcher: "It's a good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors, might had to pull out my nine and bust a cap!" | RealAudio: 46 KB; Wave: 384 KB
Pete: "What's up Fletcher?" | Fletcher: "Your cholesterol, fatty! Dead man walking!" RealAudio: 44 KB; Wave: 91 KB
Fletcher: "Wow! That was a nice image... deleted!" | RealAudio: 42 KB; Wave: 87 KB
Samantha Cole: "You look like you're having a rough morning." | Fletcher: "Ding, ding, ding! What do we have for her, Johnny??" RealAudio: 55 KB; Wave: 114 KB
Fletcher: "Don't ask! For God sakes, don't ask!" | RealAudio: 26 KB; Wave: 54 KB
Max: "If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way?" | Fletcher: "Uh-uh, in fact some people make a good living that way." RealAudio: 66 KB; Wave: 137 KB
Colleague: "Yo, Fletcher! How's it hangin'?" | Fletcher: "Short, shriveled and always to the left." RealAudio: 33 KB; Wave: 67 KB
Audrey: "What were you doing??" | Fletcher: "Having sex!" RealAudio: 27 KB; Wave: 56 KB
Court officer: "All rise, for the honorable Judge Stevens." | Fletcher: "Honorable... phhhhhh!" RealAudio: 57 KB; Wave: 117 KB
Randy: "Hey, Mr. Reede!" | Fletcher: "Hey... man." Randy: "It's, Randy." Fletcher: "Yeah, I know." RealAudio: 44 KB; Wave: 91 KB
Randy: "Hey, Fletcher!" | Fletcher: Hey! You're not important enough to remember!" RealAudio: 25 KB; Wave: 50 KB
Fletcher: "Loser, idiot, wimp, degenerate... sssssslut!!!" | RealAudio: 62 KB; Wave: 128 KB
Fletcher: "Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that's the game!" | RealAudio: 43 KB; Wave: 88 KB
Greta: "My friend had to pay the burglar six thousand dollars! Is that justice??" | Fletcher: "No, I'd got him 10." RealAudio: 80 KB; Wave: 166 KB
Fletcher: "How much ass do I have to kiss to make partner in this damn place?" | RealAudio: 43 KB; Wave: 89 KB
Fletcher: "I'm late, I'm sorry. The gauge is broken or something..." | RealAudio: 55 KB; Wave: 113 KB
Judge: "Who did this?" | Fletcher: "A madman, your honor. A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope." Judge: "How did he look like?" Fletcher: "About 6'2, 180 pounds, big teeth, kinda gangly." RealAudio: 118 KB; Wave: 246 KB
Man: "What the hell are you doing?!" | Fletcher: I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind??" RealAudio: 76 KB; Wave: 159 KB
Judge: "Order! Order! Order!!!" | Fletcher: "Knock it off!!" Judge: "Sit_down!" RealAudio: 80 KB; Wave: 166 KB
Errand Boy: "Taking lunch orders, Mr. Reede. Anything?" | Fletcher: "No! Thanks. Um... I've had so much for breakfast I'm just about ready to pop." RealAudio: 91 KB; Wave: 191 KB
Max: "My teacher tells me the real beauty is on the inside." | Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say." RealAudio: 47 KB; Wave: 97 KB
Fletcher: "Settle! Settle-settle-settle, settle!!" | RealAudio: 28 KB; Wave: 58 KB
Fletcher: "Listen, kiddo, why don't you go play in my office for a minute? Sue somebody for everything they got." | RealAudio: KB; Wave: 101 KB
Fletcher: "And the truth shall set you free!" | RealAudio: 49 KB; Wave: 109 KB
Fletcher: "Mrs. Cole, you're the victim here. The wife of a cold, distant workaholic, starved for affection, driven into the arms of another man." | Samantha Cole: "Seven." Fletcher: "Yeah, whatever." RealAudio: 105 KB; Wave: 220 KB
Pete: "Hey, Fletcher!" | Fletcher: "Hey, Pete! Are you losing a little weight?" Pete: "I don't know... maybe." Fletcher: "Looks and personality, a double threat guy!" RealAudio: 75 KB; Wave: 157 KB
Fletcher: "Here she comes to wreck the daaaaaaayy!" | RealAudio: 30 KB; Wave: 61 KB
Errand Boy: "What's it gonna be, Mr. Reede?" | Fletcher: "A pock mark, eventually." RealAudio: 28 KB; Wave: 56 KB
Fletcher: "What's wrong with me??... I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sow..." | RealAudio: 96 KB; Wave: 200 KB
Boss: "Was it good for you?"
| Fletcher: "I've had better." RealAudio: 45 KB; Wave: 93 KB
Secretary:"Like the dress?"
| Fletcher: "Whatever takes the focus off your head!" RealAudio: 33 KB; Wave: 68 KB
Fletcher: "I can't lie!!" | RealAudio: 27 KB; Wave: 55 KB
Fletcher: "It was meeeee!!" | RealAudio: 15 KB; Wave: 33 KB
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" | Fletcher: "It depends on how long you are following me." Cop: "Why don't we just take it from the start?" Fletcher: "Here it goes! I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeel at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling, while running a red light and speeeeding!!!" RealAudio: 281 KB; Wave: 394 KB
Judge: "How are you doing this morning counselor?"
| Fletcher: "I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night." RealAudio: 59 KB; Wave: 106 KB
Fletcher: "Wake up sisters! There's nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex!" | RealAudio: 85 KB; Wave: 178 KB
Fletcher: "This isn't about you and Mr. Cole anymore, this is about all women. Were would Tina Turner be right now if she'd roled over and said 'Hit me again Ike! And put some steak on it!'" | RealAudio: 107 KB; Wave: 225 KB
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