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The Cable Guy
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| Cable Guy: "You're gonna have to do better than that, Steven!... Steven! Steven!! 'Ss'! My lisp is gone!! [whack!] You thtupid thon of a bitth!" RealAudio: 72 KB; Wave: 184 KB | 
Cable Guy: "'Silence Of The Lambs'... 'Hello Clarice, it's good to see you again.'" | RealAudio: 37 KB; Wave: 67 KB
Cable Guy: "Okay, I'm goin'... takin' off... [stomping sounds] see ya!" | RealAudio: 37 KB; Wave: 60 KB
Cable Guy: "I forgive you, I only hope my neurologist will feel the same." | RealAudio: 28 KB; Wave: 53 KB
Cable Guy: "CABLE GUUUYYYYYYY!!!!" | RealAudio: 28 KB; Wave: 50 KB
Cable Guy: "I'm just so tired Steven, so very tired..." | RealAudio: 19 KB; Wave: 83 KB
Cable Guy: "I'm just messin' with ya!" | RealAudio: 10 KB; Wave: 18 KB
Cable Guy: "Isn't it funny that we ended up in this position? Seriously!" | RealAudio: 19 KB; Wave: 32 KB
Cable Guy: "Wow! The old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors cleaned after what happened in here." | Steven: "What happened?" Cable Guy: "They had a lot of cats." RealAudio: 20 KB; Wave: 150 KB
Cable Guy: "I'm kind of a perfectionith... perfectionithhh_T!" | RealAudio: 19 KB; Wave: 76 KB
Cable Guy: "Hhhi... is there a problem with your service?" | RealAudio: 19 KB 
Cable Guy: "You really wanna know my name?!... You do?!... It's Ernie Douglas, but my friends call me Chip." | RealAudio: 81 KB
Cable Guy: "What are you waiting for?? An engraved invitation?" | RealAudio: 9 KB; Wave: 68 KB
Cable Guy: "You guys play here too?? Weird!" | RealAudio: 19 KB; Wave: 71 KB
Cable Guy: "Stevie, time to leavie!" | RealAudio: 9 KB; Wave: 73 KB
Cable Guy: "Women are a labyrinth, my friend." | RealAudio: 10 KB; Wave: 73 KB
Cable Guy: "This concludes our broadcast day... click!" | RealAudio: 19 KB; Wave: 72 KB
Cable Guy: "Reality isn't father knows best anymore, it's a kick in the face
on a Saturday night with a steel toe grip kodiak work boot and
a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed." | RealAudio: 24 KB; Wave: 119 KB
Cable Guy: "Come back here so that I may brain thee!" | RealAudio: 7 KB; Wave: 43 KB
Cable Guy: "You're offering me a bribe, what you've just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to 5 thousand dollars or spend six months in a correctional facility."
| Steven: "Oh, oh, please, no... I was... I was just making conversation." RealAudio: 25 KB; Wave: 187 KB
Cable guy: [Knocking on the door] "Cable Guy!!" | RealAudio: 11 KB; Wave: 77 KB
[Cable Guy laughing at a TV cartoon.] | RealAudio: 15 KB; Wave: 74 KB
Cable Guy: "It's the summer love, baby!" | RealAudio: 11 KB; Wave: 51 KB
[Part of the song "Somebody to Love"] | RealAudio: 44 KB
Melinda: "Welcome to Medieval Times! I'll be your serving wench, Melinda. Might I get you something from the barkeep?
| Cable Guy: "Does thust have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew thus thou may have for thust." RealAudio: 39 KB; Wave: 198 KB
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