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Postby MandyCarrey » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:52 pm

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Postby Clemmy » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:12 pm

So... what is the result of the line up... any suspects?

This is not gonna be good... the italian mafia messing with the russian mafia... nonononono...
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Postby quirky » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:27 pm

I know. But I honestly cannot take the chance of implicating an honest pink chick.
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Postby quirky » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:59 pm

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Skinny Dipping!!???
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Postby quirky » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:01 am

p.s. Peeps float. I mean, I kinda figured they did but....no one has to test the idea out now because....I did.
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Postby quirky » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:28 am

After the APB....a suspect with the weapon was apprehended hiding among the biscuit tins.

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Unfortunately the chick has already lawyered up with Johnnie Cochran, so we can't get a peep out of him.

An angry mob has formed, shouting, "A peep for peep".
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Postby Clemmy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:18 am

Told ya... uggly, uggly, uggly... bloody hell... :wink:
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Postby quirky » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:24 am

Clemmy wrote:Told ya... uggly, uggly, uggly... bloody hell... :wink:


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Postby Clemmy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:37 am

Well... there is an angry mob... the mafia (russians and italians)... Johnnie Cochran... the whole situation is getting ugly.... (there should be three gs rather than two in ugly in my previous post to emphisize how the situation is...!)

... Better get rid of these peeps once and for all, my friend!!

... I could use some sugary peeps right now!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby quirky » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:43 am

It wasn't mob related at all. We were wrong. It was a scorned lover.
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Postby Clemmy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:12 am

What a relief!!!... Lovers!!!
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Postby quirky » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:17 am

Well....she was scorned. I bet Cochran will go for an insanity plea.
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Postby Clemmy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:40 am

Did he traded her for two 18-year-olds? ... She might have been mad... after all those years... you know the story...
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Postby quirky » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:53 am

Apparently she complained that he was all "fluff"....he had no substance and he was fake. She said he was a yellow-bellied cheater. And she found the nail and just went mad.
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Postby fluffy » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:51 pm

then the cat ate him.................. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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