Funny things to do:

[carreyd away]

I can do "Jabberwocky" by heart. The teacher challenged the whole class to do it in grade school. I was the only one who was able. Because my brain is silly putty.

[quirky]

When it's about to storm, run out into your yard with your potato masher raised to the sky and scream, "Come and get me you lousy tornado!! I've been waiting for you!!! I'm gonna mash you with this magical masher!!!"

[mav]

Too much red wine huh? Makes fishbait talk like fish I tellya.

[quirky]

In vino veritas.

[KC8t80]

if u are in a grocery store and see a opening between 2 refrigerators...go behind it and when someone comes by reach out and try to take their groceries. watch how they freak out.

[carreyd away]

http://www.recursiveirony.com/byobw/byobw.mov

[Jimmie]

When it's about to storm, run out into your yard with your potato masher raised to the sky and scream, "Come and get me you lousy tornado!! I've been waiting for you!!! I'm gonna mash you with this magical masher!!!"

OMG! That is so demented! I love it!

Try calling to order a pizza, and when they pick up the phone say "Can i help you?" and when they ask what you're talking about, say "Well, didn't you call to order a pizza?" and when they get angry say "DO YOU WANT A PIZZA OR NOT!"

[MandyCarrey]

hee-hee.. i love everyones ideas but id never have the courage to try any of them lol!!

[Canadian Jayne]

That would be great to do for
At a Vedding, we'll call it the Voxi Vow, don't you think?
What is a Voxi anyway???
I like the Alas and Abash idea also.

[Jimmie]

Or you could just make everything you say a quote from Harry Potter, because they talk a little different too, like in the first movie when Dumbledore eats a jelly bean he says "alas, ear wax!" hehehhe, ya know?

[quirky]

When you're next standing across from someone, tilt your head down and sa, "You have a booger - left nostril..." stick a finger out and continue..."Do you want me to harvest that for you?"

[fluffy]

................omg......barf.....lol

fluffy

[quirky]

:shock: ................omg......barf.....lol

fluffy

Success!!!! WWhoooooohooooooooo!

[fluffy]

yep...........i don't fancy picking a strangers nose........lol

fluffy

[quirky]

Approach someone you don't know and casually say, "Do you find yourself often getting death threats?" Wait for the answer and then breezily walk away.