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My life is funny. Is everyone's life funny?
 ohhhhh nooooo.... I am by myself again!!!!! Where is everybody?.... Oh I see... they have a life.... and I am getting addicted to JCO! Could someone tell me when the next Jimaholics anonymous will take place...?
"Can you hear the lambs crying, Clarice?" RE: Jimaholics...well....you could look at it like this....instead of being addicted to crack, you're addicted to Jim...which is, in the end, a LOT healthier. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
Are you SURE? 
Yes of course it is. Now have you ever signed off of here and then the phone rings and no one is there? It's happened to me several times...
Well... there are too many side effects: swoons breathlesness hyperventilation intense sweat arrhythmia ... and the list goes on... 
Do you ever feel like you're smoking that big cigar that's in Jim's mouth?
But smoking is very BAD !!! DO NOT SMOKE...hint hint
Speaking of memory, lately I have been recovering some of the cool memories of childhood.
When there were four of us kids in the house, there was only seating for three. On the sofa. If you didn't have a seat, you could grab a big furry pillow and lay on the floor. We had this "rule". If you had to leave your seat, you had to say, "chairback!" or someone else could steal your seat (mom and dad excluded, of course.) This was sometimes really fun. If it was between my two oldest brothers...a wrestling match on the carpet would ensue. They would struggle red faced. Who needs professional wrestling when you've got that to spectate? Who needs Wild Kingdom when the alpha males are fighting right in your living room? "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
I've been thinking a lot about possessions...things....if you will.
Moving here, I'm slowly doing my best to turn this into a safe cozy nest for me. That involves things. George Carlin had a great stand-up routine about "stuff". I remember he was going to be on Carson one night and my mom said she didn't want to watch it if he was going to use bad language. I argued , Mom he's FUNNY...and it's on Carson. HE was hysterical! That night we laughed 'till we cried and we couldn't even look at each other without bursting into laughtears. So, when I see George Carlin, I remember that moment. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
Yep. They help to ease my discomfort in a prison of my own design. I like my little apartment, but I just can't help feeling like I am in the wrong place.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
When my brothers graduated from high school, they had a pig roast party.
So, in Belgium, my parents agreed to have a pig roast party for my graduation. It was a hoot. I talked to my dad about cutting up the pig...I wanted the two GQ guys in my class to do it, you know...the ones a lot of girls swooned over. We agreed we were going to give them both full body aprons. As I handed over the aprons, I said, "Now watch out, guys...when you butcher a pig and cook it like this, the internal organs get really hot and can all explode out when you cut into the pig." They stood there, looking at each other...and my dad, who was playing along. They shifted from one foot to the other nervously eyeing the roasted pig. Of course, this was a spoof as all the insides are removed when the pig is butchered, but it was a fun moment. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
My subconcious spoke today.
While spelling out a word I said 'J for James' 
If you remember I had to re-program my subconcious out of 'D for Donkey'. I have to say it has improved since.
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