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Postby cotton » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:29 pm

I am having Velveeta cheese and macaroni. Do you,Flat Jim,the triplet Jims and the Todds want to join me Quirks?
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:44 pm

Is this a private party...Velveeta, sounds smooth and creamy....even if it tastes awful...although I admit kids love it on nachos, because of its liquid nature, it doesn't get all hard like chedder or jack cheese..and don't go reading something into everthing I write...lol :lol:
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Postby cotton » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:56 pm

Anybody can come. I will just buy my Velveeta in bulk. I bet the triplets and The Todds would love it.lol
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:28 pm

I'll be there!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol: =D>
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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:04 am

I'll be right over. I'm bringing you a big bag of real cheddar cheese.
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Postby cotton » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:10 am

REAL CHEDDAR??? But there aren't enough chemicals and stuff added to that. Whats the matter isn't the bouncy stuff good enough for you and your boys?
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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:11 am

Trust me.....you don't want to see Todds #1 and 2 when someone puts Velveeta in front of them.
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Postby cotton » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:17 am

That is sad since these aliens eat trash and pipes.lol
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Postby cotton » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:21 am

Does this mean I have to take down all my Velveeta Cheese party signs,Quirks?
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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:23 am

Well no. Leave them up. Maybe you'll start another American holiday.
Feb. 23 as "Velveeta Cheese Fiesta Day".
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Postby cotton » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:29 am

I will make you a special real cheddar plate. Or at least I will tell you it is real cheddar. :wink: :P

Maybe we will have contests too. The first person to eat a whole brick will be the winner. The prize will be one free night of babysitting for my daughter.
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Postby mav » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:00 am

Winner will also get mounted on a donkey and adorned with a garland of shoes

And free lifetime supply of Velveeta, donated by Cotton.

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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:08 am

get mounted on a donkey
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Postby mav » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:11 am

oh no! Perv alert! Perv Alert!

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Postby cotton » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:21 am

I can supply the Velveeta cheese but the mounting head thing may be a problem. Cause a few of us members have discussed on here in the past that our heads are already mounted on Jims wall. So that wouldn't be fair to us already headless people.lol

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