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Postby Jimenem » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:16 pm

Yeah, that would be bad. :lol:


I found a god one by Hellen Keller, and it really helps me right now.



Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved. -

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Postby wonderbunny » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:41 pm

Hi Cotton, late in replying... I meant a battery charger for a car (found at any automotive store) great safety feature, if you ever drive at night alone. You don't have to be stranded waiting for AAA or a tow truck. I happen to be a night owl, and always drive at night less traffic (I live in California Bay Area so commuting is always tricky) One night alone on a foggy freeway 20 miles to the nearest town can freak anyone out.
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:53 pm

Hi Wonderbunny... I have fog stories, too. Not all cars have fog lights as you know. I spent way over half of my life in the Bay Area, but I never got into too much fog there.. oh except in Marin Co. and on highway 4 in the east bay I think. I can't tell my worst fog story right now, but it happened in the mountains in Mexico.
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Postby Clemmy » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:19 pm

Do not drink too much water (or other liquids) before getting on the express subway... it can take forever to get to the next station!
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Postby KC8t80 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:56 am

make sure to look for the bright sides of life, it can your light in the darkest of situations.
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Postby mav » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:24 pm

You won't find it if you don't need it bad enough. If you still don't find it make do without it.



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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:25 am

I hurt my abs this morning doing stretches. Either that, or I'm in kidney failure.

Anyway, the moral of the story is...LATER it's gonna hurt!
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby Filomena » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:46 pm

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door"
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:22 pm

don't rub your sock covered feet on your carpet and walk around your house turning on random light switches. . . you'll get a twitch.
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