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Postby quirky » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:10 pm

I decided to clean the bathroom yesterday and I looked under the sink for the "scrubbing bubbles". There were none. But there were three sprayers one with 409, one with glass cleaner, and one with "Kaboom".

Who names these products?

Kaboom?

I want to CLEAN the bathroom, not explode it.
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Postby mav » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:33 pm

I drove 500 miles yesterday. My right leg felt nonexistent.

Along the way I see streets called 'Dry Pond' and 'Holy Springs'. Can they not share?
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Postby fluffy » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's soooo funny Mav...........where did you go?

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Postby quirky » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:38 pm

That's a sizeable road trip.
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Postby mav » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:45 pm

oh...just.....trippin'

no, Settling some company affair. Got a grand reimbursement of $100. Goody. So I treated my car with $40 of Exxon. Eeeek!
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Postby quirky » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:34 pm

OK.....this is bizarre.

Earlier, I filled MY tank and it was 40$.

Then I went to the grocery store and my groceries came out to 40$

I am glad no one's makin' a movie called "40".
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:16 pm

I just wrote a manuscript with th Title 40 :shock:



(I'm just kidding that would be funny though!)
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Postby fluffy » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:21 pm

lol.............It's an omen.........the age is stealthily creeping up....AAAaaargh!!!...........lol...........when life stops....teeth become plastic....hair grey......disks slip etc etc..............

yeah yeah................KIDDING!!!!! :wink: :wink:

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Postby quirky » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:35 pm

fluffy wrote:lol.............It's an omen.........the age is stealthily creeping up....AAAaaargh!!!...........lol...........when life stops....teeth become plastic....hair grey......disks slip etc etc..............

yeah yeah................KIDDING!!!!! :wink: :wink:

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Gee Fluffy. That's so upLIFTING! :?
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Postby fluffy » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:40 pm

it's a joke!!!!...............we're the same age!!..............don't take Everything so seriously..........lol............i left out the incontinence pants!!

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Postby Jimenem » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:45 pm

Lol, :lol: :lol: :lol: Women.

She also left out that wisdom comes With age, I don't even know what the big deal is yet!!!!! Your not old by FAR!! Talk about it when you hit 65,70. :D
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Postby fluffy » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:49 pm

i agree..........Yeah!!.......the kid knows what he's talking about....lol......

i'm much smarter, funnier, better looking and more (ahem) experienced in life.......... :wink: .................and all the better for it..................
in my 20's i was a girl.............in my 30's i'm a woman........lol............

lol..............i'm a bit of a late developer i guess...........lol

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Postby Jimenem » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:53 pm

Nope it just takes that long. :wink: (not that 30 years is a long time)
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Postby fluffy » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:57 pm

lol....................sigh...............if only i were...ahem 18 years younger......lol............ :shock: oh no!!!!..........LOL.......i'm more than Twice your age......!!!!! hahahahah...........you're gonna have to call me Maaam i guess..........lol

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Postby Jimenem » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:59 pm

Whatever it takes Maaam :wink:




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