Limerick challenge

[Happygal]

I really hate it when its hot,
Its way to warm to eat tots,
The water in the pool,
Is no where near cool,
Thats why I hate when its hot,
Because everything seems to rot.


Lets see one on bikinies.

[lammy]

One day I woke up
and said what the f.ck
I'd try on this bikinie
so I can look like a suqinie...

Jim the nerd-

[quirky]

Jim Carrey's said enough to be heard,
That he's Eugene and Eugene's a nerd,
My cousin who died,
Was Eugene while alive,
So to me that's a beautiful word.

Ok about candles?

[fluffy]

He'll sit and tinker with his toys,
And paint alone all night
He'll watch the box till Sunrise breaks,
Without a soul in sight.
He'll play with stuff on PS2
His laptop and his games
But through it all, he's NOT a nerd
he's living with the fame.

fluffy

[fluffy]

More housefires start
with candles left
to burn through the night.
Remember not
to go to sleep
Or else you'll get a fright.

fluffy

soup

[Happygal]

I like to eat soup,
It helps me get well,
I eat it in me coupe,
Oh Man, I spilled it, thats swell.


How about one on reading.

[KC8t80]

I like reading
and reading likes me.
Reading and I have fun together
sometimes fun with three.


how about one on reality?

[quirky]

Who are we and are we really here?
Those college discussions were so dear!
Philosophers all,
Chain smoking Pall Malls,
We answered our queries with beer.

Ok...how about a poem about the vacuum.

[KC8t80]

Hoover Hoover
the vaccum mover.
Cleans up dirt, cleans up dust
Sucks up dust bunnies and musk
What a wonerdful invention the vaccum cleaner is
I just wish it could suck up my sister's fungis.

how about trivia.

[fluffy]

Back in the 80's we did play
a game, t'was such a hoot.
We'd argue fight, into the night
Because of Trivial Pursuit.

beans

fluffy

[quirky]

My grandmother makes fartless beans,
Of cooking wisdom she's the queen,
We eat the soup,
And boy do we toot,
But we keep it all behind the scenes.


How about a limerick on rivers.

[fluffy]

Rivers can be thin or wide,
rivers can be deep.
But when the days are roasting hot,
they're great for dunking feet!

shoes

fluffy

[Happygal]

There was an old man from Peru,
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
In a terrible fright,
And found it was perfectly true!


Eggs

[quirky]

I scramble some eggs in a pan,
Eggs do not come in a can.
I try to break shells,
End up, oh "Hell's bells!"
Of eggshell eggs I'm not a fan.


Ok....hm.....Barbie Dolls

[Happygal]

I used to have Barbie dolls,
I can still hear their calls,
"Get me dressed, get me dressed,"
I don't know what it means,
But they only say it in my dreams.


Ummm.....how about.....Cars!