Limerick challenge

[quirky]

I've got an idea. It might make things more interactive. The poster writes a limerick about what the previous poster requested:

Say someone before me said, "Write a limerick about rice"...

I see in the cupboard white rice,
I think some night it would be quite nice,
Like life it is bland,
Some taste would be grand,
Like life all I will add is spice.


I'd like to see a limerick about apples.

[Happygal]

One of my favorite fruits is an apple
It tastes nothing like a snaple
If only I had enough money
Then I could go out and buy honey
For it tastes good on an apple
Which still tastes nothing like snaple


Sorry, but I'm notto good at rhyming or writing limericks.

[quirky]

One of my favorite fruits is an apple
It tastes nothing like a snaple
If only I had enough money
Then I could go out and buy honey
For it tastes good on an apple
Which still tastes nothing like snaple


Sorry, but I'm notto good at rhyming or writing limericks.

That was fine! What would you like to see a limerick about?

[Happygal]

Oh! I forgot about that. I want someone to write about candy corn.

[quirky]

Please don't look on me with scorn,
A new craze has just now been born,
Some salted peanuts will fix,
The sweet corn it will mix,
And you've grooved up your plain candycorn.

I'd like to see a limerick about feathers.

[Happygal]

Feather feather in a tree
Would you like to be with me?
I love you do you love me?
Feather feather be with me!




Now someone write about a harry person.

[thecablegal]

There once was a character named Harry
Whose friend Lloyd was played by Jim Carrey
They both dated Mary
Who was in no way hairy
But to Bobby she did already marry

That's my first ever attempt at that

I'd like to see a limerick about music

[quirky]

Don't know whether to rock or to roll,
They are both equally good for the soul,
I cannot decide,
I will take a ride,
Then when I rock, I still roll.

I'd like to see a limerick about boll weevils.

[lammy]

Boll weevils is a man that lives in the sand,
and only comes out when he stands,
to look at his ass,
cause that is how he blows his jazz,

[mav]

Lol. This forum is sooo addictive.

[lammy]

To think Jim was the one we are addicted to-

[quirky]

Boll weevils is a man that lives in the sand,
and only comes out when he stands,
to look at his ass,
cause that is how he blows his jazz,

Bravo lamster....we need a topic.

[lammy]

Oh yeah,

Jelly beans

[quirky]

There once was a man named Green Jeans,
Who ate only green jelly beans.
When he ate them he'd go,
Turn on the stereo,
And his favorite music was Queen's.

I'd like to see a limerick about the bath tub.

[Niobe]

It's great to have a soak in the bath tub,
lather up and give the body a good rub.
But disaster strikes if you drop the soap,
and if the sponge goes under the foam there's no hope,
but at least a shampoo coated flannel is a good sub!

I'd like one about a fountain pen.