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Postby Jimenem » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:53 pm

It's a little closer to ar-ma-dee-jo Some pronounce it ar-ma-dee-yo, it depends on where your from.
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:52 pm

ar-mah-dill-oh....... :wink:

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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:07 pm

Jimenem wrote:It's a little closer to ar-ma-dee-jo Some pronounce it ar-ma-dee-yo, it depends on where your from.


Thanks. Now I know!
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Postby quirky » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:35 am

There's a show on called "How to get the Guy".

I'm totally surprised I haven't received umpteen calls from my family telling me to watch this show.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:53 pm

The best way to get a guy is to be yourself around him. That lets him know you're confortable with him. Plus you don't want a guy to start liking you for something you make yourself out to be rather than start liking you for who you are essentially. (Just a little advice from a guy) I think shows like that are pretty pointless. . . I mean women have been "getting" men for thousands of years. When did it become such a problem that they need a TV show to remind them how to go about doing it?
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Postby quirky » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:55 pm

Jimenem wrote:The best way to get a guy is to be yourself around him. That lets him know you're confortable with him. Plus you don't want a guy to start liking you for something you make yourself out to be rather than start liking you for who you are essentially.


According to the show, there's more to it than this.

You are not supposed to sleep with the guy on the first date. (Who knew?)

You're not supposed to talk about illnesses...saying, "Hi, I'm Jill and I'm bipolar" is bad news.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:01 pm

Do you really need a show to tell you this?? Lol, most of that is common sense don't ya think? :lol:

Or better yet how about "I'm Jill, and I have a fantasctic sense of humor. . . and my personality is positively glowing, not unlike my beauty." No that wouldn't work either, you don't want to hit a guy with too much about yourself right upfront. . . OOh OOH I know, you could enjoy the evening and let him discover those things about you on his OWN!! (Thataway he feels important) :wink:
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Postby quirky » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:31 pm

:oops: You are such a sweetheart....but I'm mostly joking about the show.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:40 pm

lol, I know you are. . . You too smart to fall into the pit created by modern society's lust for money. and desperation for cheesy entertainment.
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Postby quirky » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:44 pm

desperation for cheesy entertainment.
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You just HAD to bring up cheese, didn't you???

Hey...I found something to use Velveeta as:

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A carving medium!!!

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Postby Jimenem » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:53 pm

You just HAD to bring up cheese, didn't you???


Well you know, I can only hold back for so long. lol :wink:
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Postby quirky » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:10 pm

I was watching the news about what's going on in Indonesia and it occurs to me, volcanoes are like zits on the face of the Earth, though, obviously way worse.
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:41 pm

That would make earth quakes. . . sneezes? lol, Very interesting observation.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:54 pm

some people have far too much time on their hands........a velveeta rabbit........lol............still, the bloke who did it made a good job of it......... :wink:

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Postby quirky » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:00 am

Jimenem wrote:That would make earth quakes. . . sneezes? lol, Very interesting observation.


I'm thinking more like the stomach flu. When they hit along our fault line here...it's gonna take a lot more than a Kleenex.
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