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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:37 am

Here's the way to get your pet cockatiel to jump from the cage, waddle across the carpet...and climb up your leg.

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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:40 am

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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:42 am

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Yum! I think I'll climb in the bowl.
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:44 am

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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:45 am

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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:47 am

What's with all the pictures? I'm trying to be stealthy!


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Postby mav » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:05 am

I'm hooked. I don't think I can ever leave this forum :) You cannot look at the bird and not smile.
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:43 am

I love just chillin' with my Peeps.
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Postby Niobe » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:40 am

So, is Peeps a salted or sweet popcorn fan?

Mr Burns didn't look too impressed at missing out on the popcorn either. :lol:
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:45 pm

This is real popcorn...cooked on the stove. It's buttered and salted. 8)
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Postby Niobe » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:56 pm

You and your butter.....
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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:04 pm

Niobe wrote:You and your butter.....


Ode to butter:

Oh, butter...thou yellow semisolid.
My toast is incomplete without you.
Thou art a dairy product and still,
Everyone fears your force.
You and I shall escape,
To a mountaintop of scrambled eggs,
We will live out our years together,
Clogging arteries and clog dancing.
Oh, butter mine,
We are invincible to the taste buds.
Victory will be ours,
Once the thronging masses realize...
Your replacements are lacking.
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Postby Niobe » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:19 pm

Very good ode!

And now *drum roll per-leeese* for my favourite butter gag:

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Postby quirky » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:36 pm

I don't think that it's an accident that the first part of butter is "butt".
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Postby Niobe » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:43 pm

Now see, in the UK we'd say bum not butt. So, that'd make it bummer! :lol:

(Too much) butter = bummer!!!

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