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Postby Clemmy » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:30 pm

fluffy wrote:... i'm more Bridget ...........god gave me boobs and a bum and i like them........fluffy :wink:


Hmmm... God gave me a bum, but was frugal with the boobs... I am not into the artificial thing... so it I am what I am...:wink: ... and I think I still have enough meat to feed a cannibal family of 4, 5 maybe, depending on how hungry they are... :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:07 pm

lol............god was a bit generous in the boobage dept here........lol....
but i like being a woman........i like the soft curves.........i'm all boobs bum and long hair..........lol......

i think Deeta Von Teese is gonna set the standard..........she's on the up..........
watch this space...........there is gonna be a move towards the 40's and 50's movie star look soon.......nipped in waists.......corsets.....round toed heels........peplum skirts........we're gonna be very ladylike again soon.........and all those flat chested skinnies out...........and about time!

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Postby Clemmy » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:20 pm

Ohhh... I'd love to see the feminine, ladylike style back.... and it will be just in the time... :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:32 pm

lol.........and girls will be OUT big time and WOMEN in........it's already starting on the catwalks............ :wink:

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Postby cotton » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:14 am

god gave me boobs and a bum and i like them

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Postby quirky » Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:23 am

Hm. Weight is a difficult subject. I'm losing some again. Every time that I've gotten my weight down, I've had something bad happen with relation to how I'm treated by men. Twice, I've been accosted. It's definitely self-preservation.
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Postby quirky » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:31 pm

The mama pajama rolled out of bed, and she ran to the police station
When the papa found out, he began to shout, and he started the investigation
It's against the law, it was against the law
What the mama saw, it was against the law.
The mama looked down and spit on the ground ev'ry time my name gets mentioned
The papa say "Oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention."
I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin',
I'm on my way, I'm takin' my time, but I don't know where.

Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard

In a couple of days they come and take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest come to get me released
We's all on the cover of Newsweek
Well, I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way, I'm takin' my time, but I don't know where

Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
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Postby fluffy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:52 pm

??????...........

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby quirky » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:55 pm

Pardon. I was in a Paul Simon fog....now it's Tom Petty....look out...random lyrics could appear anyplace.
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Postby wonderbunny » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:04 pm

I had dropped 100 lbs (gained as a side effect, some doctors idea of good medicine) I was doing great, until someone broke my heart. I slowly began to spiral.. and food was better than pills. Family wants me to see a doctor, lets try another medication regime and POW! 80lbs later. Plumping up is not much fun. But, only 'nice' men speak to pudgie women. :P Its a test! OK Doctor... lets try it my way, no meds and no more doctor :wink: I feel better already. Magic decoder ring. Size matters. :wink:
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Postby quirky » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:15 pm

I'm lucky I guess. I haven't gained weight due to the meds. Despite my well-documented issues with Oreos.

I would love to try life without meds....but not on my own. Too hard, too scary.
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Postby fluffy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:19 pm

oh man!!...........women are their own worst enemies.........
at the end of the day it's about your frame of mind.........skinnier girls/model types feel better about their bodies and sexuality because society says skinny is acceptable............so they have a confidence which men find attractive............
Whilst normal women are always criticising themselves.......which men don't like.............
As for heavier girls...........well they are socially unacceptable and are made to feel it............
it's all wrong.........we should celebrate our uniqueness and sexuality regardless of shape/size etc..................
but i know i'm an idealist..............

the funnny thing is men ain't half as critical as we think they are.........lol......well, the good men aren't at least...........lol.........and the others can B*gger off..........lol

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Postby fluffy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:23 pm

oh hey..............(getting back to topic).........Solaris with George Clooney is on the telly............weird film, can't make head nor tale of it............BUT!!.....Georgie is in the buff in bits..........meow!!
Georgie, Georgie, Georgie.........what a bloke.. :wink:
so could do with George AND Jim in the hot-tub....thanks.... :wink:

Jims still Number 1 though.............lol..... :lol: :lol:

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Postby mav » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:25 pm

Everybody is in one or the other mess. But I do wish you were in some different mess quirky. This one sucks. :(
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Postby Clemmy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:42 pm

Wow Fluffly... Jimmie and Georgie in a hot-tub... whatelse could I wish for... oh yeah... my adorable, horny scot Gerry... now my hot-tub is complete meow...!!! :lol: :lol:
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