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Postby quirky » Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:50 am

Especially if there's a brie-z....

Ok, cheesy puns R us.
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Postby quirky » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:37 pm

Last night I was kind of out of sorts, so I decided to make popcorn the old fashioned way. Since the advent of microwaves, I really hadn't had the real stuff, but in my childhood, Dad made it frequently.

I remember him at the stove, shaking the pan with the oil and kernels in it as a little me kind of pogoed around him saying, "Is it done?" "Is it done yet?" "I hear popping!" "How long will it take?" "I have my bowl!" "Is it done yet?"

Eating popcorn and watching TV were some good times.

Except, I can't gauge amounts properly. I have enough popcorn for break fast lunch and dinner today if I feel like just eating popcorn.
Anyone want some popcorn?
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Postby quirky » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:21 pm

Oh my....I completely forgot that today the pest control guy was supposed to come in. I'm braless in a t-shirt and shorts. "Knock knock". So I let him in and ran into my room to look for a bra, but he was just here a minute and I heard him say, "Thank you." I yelled "You're welcome" out the bedroom door.

I wonder what he thinks of me.
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Postby Anna Chalova » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:21 pm

My day was funny! 8)
I spend more time with children. I was "snowman". :lol: 3-4 y. o. children are very strong if they 20.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I was soaked after our game! And we were happy!
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:11 pm

quirky wrote:
I wonder what he thinks of me.


He probably sees it all the time. too bad it wasn't THE CABLE GUY...lol
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Postby fluffy » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:43 pm

I wish i had your day Anna..... :lol: :lol: :lol: ....it sounds wonderful.......i've not managed to get the kids out in the snow this year...........lol.......but this year the teachers WILL WIN the snowball fight!!!!.........but only if it snows...........lol

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Postby mav » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:03 am

D for Donkey. That's what I always end up saying for D when spelling out a word for someone. It always gets a chuckle. I'm trying to memorise D for David, D for David, D for David...
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Postby quirky » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:39 am

E is for elephant. When I think of E I'm in my comfort zone.
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Postby Anna Chalova » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:02 pm

I am happy! Today we have SO nice day!!! The sun is shining, the sky is blue! My heart is very slim, I feel spring!

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Postby nicesock! » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:05 pm

[quote="Anna Chalova"]I was moist after our game! And we were happy!
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:shock: :lol: :lol:

Oh my! I laughed so hard when I first read this. I laughed out loud. I had to read it again to figure out what was going on here. So thanks for the laugh. I love you guys!
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:06 pm

yeah it's been edited for the perverts amongst you............lol...... :lol:

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Postby Anna Chalova » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
it is good if you smile!
Today i have funny day, too. "My" children love me and i love they!
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Postby quirky » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:57 pm

I noticed that in the phone book there is a business called "Acme Tree Service." If I'm not mistaken that is the company that Wile E Coyote ordered all the stuff from when he was trying to get Road Runner? And every product was defective?

I remember cartoons. That's why I'd never open a business and call it "Acme" anything.
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Postby fluffy » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:42 am

i always wondered what ACME was an acronym for :roll:

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Postby Anna Chalova » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:14 am

ACME :?:
I don't know this acronym. :?
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