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Postby quirky » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:56 pm

You know the plug-in air freshener things? I didn't realize that there was 10 different brands of them and they take up almost an aisle of the shelves in the store.

I can't help but think, "If your house is THAT stank....that you need one of those in every room, you'd be far better off just finding the source of the stank and eliminating it. Otherwise it'll just smell like someone shit in a rosebush."
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Postby quirky » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:59 am

I am so lucky I got the chance to experience Europe as a resident of Belgium. Driving around in Europe is very cool...things are closer to each other than one might imagine. On our first trip into Germany, we were on the autobahn and the first town we saw signs for was "Ausfahrt". Anyway, we thought this town must be huge!!! because we saw signs to Ausfahrt for a half an hour. Then it occurred to one of us that "Ausfahrt" might be German for "exit".
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Postby carreyd away » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:46 am

quirky wrote: Then it occurred to one of us that "Ausfahrt" might be German for "exit".


or Austrian flatuence
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Postby Anna Chalova » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:06 pm

I spend more time with childlen, little chilgren 3-4 y.o. They have so nice, big and inquisitives eyes! :P I feel very happy when I together with them! :D today I spend more time in outside with them. 8)
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Postby thecablegal » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:34 pm

quirky wrote:You know the plug-in air freshener things? I didn't realize that there was 10 different brands of them and they take up almost an aisle of the shelves in the store.

I can't help but think, "If your house is THAT stank....that you need one of those in every room, you'd be far better off just finding the source of the stank and eliminating it. Otherwise it'll just smell like someone shit in a rosebush."


Those things make me gag. They smell so strong that you can't breathe.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:42 pm

hey girl, i missed you............welcome back......... :wink:

i like the Xmas Spice ones though............i even like them in Summer..........lol

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Postby quirky » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:57 pm

carreyd away wrote:
quirky wrote: Then it occurred to one of us that "Ausfahrt" might be German for "exit".


or Austrian flatuence


Not to be confused with "mausfahrt"....which is when small rodents let er rip.
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Postby carreyd away » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:20 am

Either way, it is still an "exit" :lol:

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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:22 am

carreyd away wrote:Either way, it is still an "exit" :lol:

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You do not. I found out it's not as easy as it seems.
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Postby carreyd away » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:27 am

Bad use of phrase... :oops:

I meant, I crack myself up...

fahrt = exit :?:
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Postby quirky » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:59 am

carreyd away wrote:Bad use of phrase... :oops:

I meant, I crack myself up...

fahrt = exit :?:


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Postby nina » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:57 pm

which language is this? German? in that case, "Fahrt" means "drive", "run", "journey" or "ride" :wink:
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Postby nina » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:00 pm

oh, and by the way, "Ausfahrt" means "gateway" :wink:
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Postby quirky » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:18 am

quirky wrote:
carreyd away wrote:
quirky wrote: Then it occurred to one of us that "Ausfahrt" might be German for "exit".


or Austrian flatuence


Not to be confused with "mausfahrt"....which is when small rodents let er rip.


Also not to be confused with die fledermausfahrt which is when someone in the opera orchestra cuts the cheese.
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Postby carreyd away » Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:46 am

That's no gouda!
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