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 by quirky » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:57 pm
sianlee wrote:Ohh I got one!  A person finds a man hanging from the middle of a ceiling, and nothing else in the room but a puddle of water underneath his feet. How did he hang himself?
Stood on an ice block? "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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by sianlee » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:58 pm
sorry sorry sorry, I wanted to add another one and you didnt post before hand.. but must have done so when I was writing lol. sorry
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by sianlee » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:59 pm
dung... yeah you got it.  he stood on an ice block. I had that told to me around 5 years ago, and I thought it was hard. but yeah not so hard now I guess.
Lol but i remember hearing that one about the gun  The man had hiccups and was then cured because he got "scared"
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by Niobe » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:02 pm
sianlee wrote:sorry sorry sorry, I wanted to add another one and you didnt post before hand.. but must have done so when I was writing lol. sorry
No problem.
But do you know the answer............? Everybody should believe in something.
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by Niobe » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:03 pm
sianlee wrote:Lol but i remember hearing that one about the gun The man had hiccups and was then cured because he got "scared"
Ohhh, missed your answer there! 
You are CORRECT!!!!! Everybody should believe in something.
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by sianlee » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:06 pm
lol yay ok here I have a harder one
A man is lying face down in a cabin, in the middle of a forest. The cabin has windows but they don't open. The guy is dead, what happened?
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by quirky » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:31 pm
He left the door open and a bear came in and ate him.
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by sianlee » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:32 pm
rofl nope
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by Niobe » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:36 pm
I think I know. Is it an airplane cabin and he died in a crash?  Everybody should believe in something.
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by quirky » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:54 pm
He had a heart attack?
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by sianlee » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:45 pm
ya he died in an aeroplane crash. and it was the cabin in the plane lol
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by Jimenem » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:52 pm
You see me twice a week. But only once a year. What am I?
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by Niobe » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:36 pm
the letter 'e'???  Everybody should believe in something.
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by quirky » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:26 pm
I bet you have it!
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by Niobe » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:31 pm
It's my one and only idea, so if it's wrong I'm in trouble..... Lol.
Oh, meant to say much, much earlier.......lovin' the Peeps smilie!  Everybody should believe in something.
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