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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:44 pm

Aren't those the same side effects of drinking too much orange juice.....? :lol:
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Postby Realdini » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:44 pm

Hahaha! :D
yeah something like that ;) :P
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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:49 pm

Janel wrote:Aren't those the same side effects of drinking too much orange juice.....? :lol:


Not sure. Haven't looked at the small print on the Florida Orange Growers commercial.
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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:07 pm

ummm...well, mine would be from personal experience....Many years ago ( :oops: ) I got on an orange juice lark--couldn't get enough, and I got literal blisters on my tongue and inside of my mouth and explosive would probably be the descriptive word for the diarrhea that I experienced....don't know about toxic dandruff but anything is possible!!!!
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Postby Realdini » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:08 pm

Hehe ... :D.. thats a nice litte story.... :D
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:05 pm

Want to hear something funny? This oughta give you all a good laugh. . . I'm currently listening to The backstreet boys! :shock: :lol:

Laugh if you will.. . . :D
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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:46 pm

That did make me a little merry.
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:59 pm

Oh I got a funny story. . . My brother when he was like 3 years old, saw a spider on the patio and crushed it with his hand. my mom said "I can't believe you just crushed that spider with your bare hands!"

and he gats a confused look on his face and says in his little three year old dialect "I didn't, I crushed it with my people hands."
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Postby quirky » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:12 am

That's perfect! :)

Here's what just happened here. I told my cousin that I'm going to be moving by the end of the week. He said, "You're leaving me?? That means I'l have to cook and and and do the dishes and stuff."

Very funny.

He has gone to bed because his shift starts at three in the morning. So Eve and I are in the living room watching the baseball game she is making whooping noises when her team does well.

All of a sudden the phone on the coffee table rings. We determine it's her phone not mine and she answers.

IT WAS MY COUSIN CALLING FROM THE BEDROOM !!!! Wanting to know what was going on with the game!


I yelled down the (short) hallway, "You have reached the pinnacle of $#$#% lazy!!!
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:28 pm

LOL, My mom does that. She'll be laying in her room with the door closed, and I'll be in the Living room watching TV. and she'll call my Cell phone and ask me to go make her some popcorn or something. It drives me crazy! Lol But it is funny! :lol:
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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:17 pm

This cell phone.

How come they get littler and littler and yet they do MORE stuff if you press the correct 12 buttons in order?
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:00 pm

It's an alien conspiracy! The buttons get smaller and smaller, so our fingers must adapt, they will get longer and longer. The screens are also getting smaller so our eyes need to grow larger. The technology is getting more complex so our brains will have to be bigger, therefore enlarging our heads. And we will loose all of our hair, and our skin will turn grey and we will look just like THEM!! It's a conspiracy for sure! :shock:
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Postby Eskarpin » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:11 pm

Hahaha :lol:
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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:28 pm

Jimenem wrote:It's an alien conspiracy! The buttons get smaller and smaller, so our fingers must adapt, they will get longer and longer. The screens are also getting smaller so our eyes need to grow larger. The technology is getting more complex so our brains will have to be bigger, therefore enlarging our heads. And we will loose all of our hair, and our skin will turn grey and we will look just like THEM!! It's a conspiracy for sure! :shock:


my phone kicks ass..it can take pictures,record for 10 seconds and if I place it on a table the screen will stay in place and I can use it as a laptop- :lol: everyone wants mine-it's NEC 1.3M for mega pixels- :wink:

Small phones I don't like-I don''t like anything small- :lol:
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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:48 pm

Just an observation for anyone who might happen to be a news director:


Would you tell your reporter to enter a building which had a couple of stories on fire? I don't think you would. :-k

Why, then, is it OK to send Sally Sunshine, the most innocent ,littlest -who- -in- Whoville -looking, intrepid reporter out in a station truck to chase tornadoes????

WHAT is it, exactly that you are hoping for?? "This is little Sally Sunshine broadcasting from the vortex of the cyclone...please tell my family I love them."

Can we have a moment of silence for Common Sense, because they take a live remote truck which costs hundreds and thousands of dollars out to some barren stretch of highway to tell us it's SNOWING. And that conditions are slippery treacherous and you should stay home!!!

And the recent hurricanes have provided us with lots of scenes of people being blown around by the winds. Is this neccessary? If I was a reporter and my news director said, "We're sending you to Florida to report on the hurricane." I would say, "From INSIDE right??? Because I'm not ready for death by projectile coconuts."

OK...end of rant. ](*,)
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