The Bogus Greeting Card Competition

[KC8t80]

retirment is here.
but it is no fun.
all u think about
is the day u'll be gone.

[quirky]

I heard today that you are tired,
It's common where you are,
Not working fast, that's why you're fired,
We hope that you'll go far.

[mav]

I'm sorry your cat fled
With my cat, Fred
But it has nothing to do
With my dog, Dread

[mav]

For all the times we spent together
You stuck by me like a fly would never
Your words would lift me up in enthrall
And ungently down like a bouncing ball
For all the beautiful moments in art
Of words that would stab at the heart
I remember us in more fondness dear
Now that I don't hear you from near
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[KC8t80]

F is for free, something u always believed
I is for incompitence, u are not so smart
R is for regret, for even hiring u
E is for everytime u made me mad
D is for dangerous, what customers think of u

this is why i let u go
because horrible and because u are slow
i warned many times, but u didn't listen
so i am dumping u for someone different.

[quirky]

Thanks so much for the invite,
But we must politely decline,
In fact the last time we came over,
Still weighs very much on my mind.

You served us Velveeta and crackers,
For refills we were forced to beg,
We were eaten alive by mosquitos,
While the dog dry humped Freddy's leg.