This is my horoscope for today....WTF?

[quirky]

Aries

Friends could recommend to you a number of spiritually-oriented books to read today, dear Aries. You're likely to be in a particularly elevated mental state, with one foot on the planet and the other in the higher planes of existence. Psychic or prophetic impressions could come to you throughout the day, and you'll be more aware than usual of the thoughts and feelings of others. Try to stay grounded. Like it or not, we're still here on Earth!

http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com//m ... =-1000&VS=

[mav]

They forgot to mention that you would be time-travelling to the middle ages where you were a Mesopotamian queen and started the Onion Soup revolution...lol

[quirky]

I can't handle the pressure....

I'm going back to my blankie!

[quirky]

I don't often read my horoscope. The past couple of days (with the exception of just having scrubbed the bathroom) I have felt sleepy throughout the day even though I've slept all night.

Almost to the point of feeling guilty because there's stuff I should do around the apartment.

Today, for a lark I read my health horoscope:

You are known among your friends for your reasonable judgment. However, place no judgment on your personal needs this month. If you need more sleep, do not waste time justifying the extra hours or trying to understand what "reason" there is for this change. The body dictates what it needs in very simple terms. If you are sleeping well, enjoy the knowledge that you are growing in some way - if not physically, then emotionally - and that is why you are sleeping more.