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The hideous entity that walks among us as “Paul Manafort” slips on its human skin-suit for a quick mugshot. https://t.co/zT3h1Eoeja

(Fri Jul 13 15:17:50 +0000 2018)

Then, quickly Trumpy McMonkey McBean Put together a very peculiar machine. And he said, "You want stars like the fa… https://t.co/exmXp1RKZM

(Sat Jul 07 21:00:06 +0000 2018)

The GOP spent their July 4th in Moscow. Enough said! REGISTER TO VOTE https://t.co/NrLGWEFBsI https://t.co/g1aTPaHJkY

(Thu Jul 05 19:02:19 +0000 2018)

Happy Canada Day to all my friends and family up north. I love you dearly! ;^D

(Mon Jul 02 02:54:56 +0000 2018)

God Bless You Mr Rosenstein for bravely standing up to the likes of Jim Jordan and Trey Gowdy who seek to destroy t… https://t.co/9nXj9QHloM

(Sun Jul 01 19:14:32 +0000 2018)

If you’re wondering why Fake President @realDonaldTrump doesn’t care about the suffering of children at the border,… https://t.co/XutuMann3I

(Sat Jun 30 20:43:26 +0000 2018)

Laurel or Yanny? Black and blue or white and gold? Alex Jones or Curly from The Three Stooges? NOTHING IS CERTAIN A… https://t.co/b3OoPgt08M

(Sat Jun 30 01:44:47 +0000 2018)

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(Thu Jun 28 19:40:04 +0000 2018)

Mammonite Fundamentalist: Release your 2000 child hostages!! https://t.co/5hl49FAkW2

(Thu Jun 28 17:18:10 +0000 2018)

So I fixed the controversial TIME Magazine cover. This is much more appropriate. You’re welcome @time https://t.co/VMDtGTj5Zy

(Mon Jun 25 23:26:48 +0000 2018)

Christianity, Trump style: “Jesus was a loser. A failed carpenter. He's a savior because he was crucified. I like p… https://t.co/G56reenjz3

(Mon Jun 25 01:20:19 +0000 2018)

I wonder how many Fortune 500 companies (cc: @Apple @PepsiCo @CocaCola @JPMorgan @Citi @Walgreens @GeneralElectric… https://t.co/NYnXao9rwz

(Sun Jun 24 01:20:05 +0000 2018)

Who needs NATO when our leader has so much more in common with Russia and North Korea. REGISTER TO VOTE!… https://t.co/XT3mTCIeaB

(Fri Jun 22 17:15:04 +0000 2018)

Nothing comforts a federally-abducted refugee child like a photo op with a Slovenian model wearing a coat that says… https://t.co/7bJnucsk3M

(Fri Jun 22 04:21:17 +0000 2018)

40% of the US doesn’t care if Trump deports ppl, kidnaps their babies and uses them as political hostages. The time… https://t.co/Sr0dqAhLmb

(Wed Jun 20 16:28:51 +0000 2018)

“If the Democrats would just stop the Mueller investigation, build a wall, declare me a God and pass a special law… https://t.co/X8DLs61x9C

(Tue Jun 19 17:04:42 +0000 2018)

And as the sun set upon the White House all its windows danced with glowing eyes — and demons’ voices growled to th… https://t.co/pV7Xz9kgPo

(Tue Jun 19 04:53:34 +0000 2018)

Sanctioned, embraced, normalized by POTUS, evil is pushing the boundaries. Sociopaths have risen to the top. This F… https://t.co/mseqoBJ1ur

(Sun Jun 17 16:55:55 +0000 2018)

Oh how I urine for this all to be over! https://t.co/uzLULtNPLE

(Thu Jun 14 14:52:02 +0000 2018)


(Wed Jun 13 03:09:45 +0000 2018)

Let’s Make A Deal: You’ll be a real world leader. I’ll sway the midterm elections. And together we will save the wo… https://t.co/Ar5ECS1ErQ

(Tue Jun 12 06:09:19 +0000 2018)

Ahhh Milwaukee...where the beer flows like wine! I gotta admit, when I saw this Dumb and Dumber tribute from the Br… https://t.co/NFkPi6JTg7

(Sat Jun 09 00:43:36 +0000 2018)

Congratulations to the Washington Capitals on their Stanley Cup victory! There’s only one thing that would have mad… https://t.co/M5cOymM67x

(Fri Jun 08 17:03:50 +0000 2018)

“Give us your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...and we will lock their children in cages with tin-foil blan… https://t.co/an7179pTda

(Thu Jun 07 18:31:51 +0000 2018)

We sit by as children are slaughtered by the hundreds in their classrooms, taken from their refugee parents and loc… https://t.co/HS4lXOdKlY

(Tue Jun 05 16:53:45 +0000 2018)

Don’t worry folks. Melania is fine. They’re probably just reminding her how to play well with others. https://t.co/qwlyNneX0P

(Sat Jun 02 23:25:28 +0000 2018)

The WORST TERROR a child can experience is being taken from their parents. Would blonde, blue-eyed children ever be… https://t.co/0abX65DBz9

(Fri Jun 01 16:56:17 +0000 2018)

“Hey Dirty Donald, Tricky Dick Nixon, here. The dark one likes the cut of your jib. Taking people’s children away a… https://t.co/GIxXFwyVV7

(Thu May 31 16:46:39 +0000 2018)

The “wall” he intends to build is in our hearts. If you help him, you will wear his mark and your reward will be di… https://t.co/K9RQtY0qte

(Wed May 30 15:38:01 +0000 2018)

NFL -- who exploits players for 3yrs then abandons them to a lifetime of pain -- sided with a draft-dodging racist… https://t.co/MsoUXjNbpY

(Tue May 29 14:59:52 +0000 2018)

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