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Postby mav » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:34 pm

After a long time I washed my car and now I can barely recognise it...I came out of a shop, looked at it and thought 'hmm, pretty gleam' and then continued looking for 'my' car ....
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Postby quirky » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:46 pm

I always do mine, myself...that way there's no confusion.
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Postby fluffy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:49 pm

lol.........i confess my car looks like a skip on wheels at the moment......lol.........i need to clean it out...... :oops:

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Postby quirky » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:53 pm

when all my money finally runs out, I'll probably have to sell it.
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Postby fluffy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:57 pm

gee.......i hope that's not for a while........isn't your car a bit of a lifeline ?

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Postby quirky » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:13 pm

Sure.
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Postby quirky » Wed May 17, 2006 11:31 pm

I'm like Pavlov's dogs....

I hear the "70's Show" theme music and run to the chair.
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Postby fluffy » Wed May 17, 2006 11:44 pm

i'm like that with the Simpsons and Southpark......... :wink:

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Postby mav » Sat May 20, 2006 8:30 pm

Ever had your car towed because you couldn't find a screw-driver ?

I had the new plates but didn't have a screw-driver to change them. 2 days 2 much. The car is gone.
I couldn't find a Radio Shack. Best Buy, Walmart don't carry screw-drivers! Finally found one at Home Depot :evil: Two bucks for the darned screw-driver.

What's funny? I called 911 and said my car's been stolen. They said it's been towed. I was so relieved, I said "Awesome!"
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Postby fluffy » Sat May 20, 2006 8:37 pm

:lol: :lol: ............but OMG.......how much will they charge you to get it back??????

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Postby mav » Sat May 20, 2006 8:44 pm

I have it back ... after spending $150 :?
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Postby fluffy » Sat May 20, 2006 8:48 pm

oh wow............still, it's better than having it pinched and, possibly torched.... :?

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Postby quirky » Sat May 20, 2006 8:57 pm

mav wrote:I have it back ... after spending $150 :?


Man...that SUCKS ...two days?
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Postby mav » Sat May 20, 2006 9:12 pm

Yeah, but I was slack and should've known, driving around with expired plates!
I'm having chick peas for lunch. I've heard it is good for the brain .....heheh
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Postby quirky » Sat May 20, 2006 11:03 pm

mav wrote:Yeah, but I was slack and should've known, driving around with expired plates!
I'm having chick peas for lunch. I've heard it is good for the brain .....heheh


:lol: I just had a lovely armchair meditation session.

They had the movie "Anaconda" on today and it was SO cheesy it was funny!
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