Funny things to do:

[quirky]

I'm having fun.

[quirky]

Bank drive through - when the teller gets on the speaker say "Could you
Make some money shoot out of the slot in the machine please?"

[fluffy]

lol...........i don't think i'd use the word 'shoot' if i were you........lol

fluffy

[quirky]

lol...........i don't think i'd use the word 'shoot' if i were you........lol

fluffy

It's a perfectly fine descriptive verb.

[quirky]

Got a date with someone who's vertically challenged?

Wear these.



And find someplace you can play Randy Newman on the juke box.

[carreyd away]

Pull up to the drugstore drive-thru and when they ask "Can I help you?" Say, "No I just wanted to say hello."

Or, "No thanks, just browsing..."

[quirky]

Pull up to the drugstore drive-thru and when they ask "Can I help you?" Say, "No I just wanted to say hello."

Or, "No thanks, just browsing..."

teheehee.

[quirky]

Go into a pet store and say, "Do you have, like, eight scorpions? I have some houseguests that just won't leave."

This has made me giggle three times already. I must be self-indulgent.

[Michele Hernandez]

I thought that was funny too.

[quirky]

Go into Starbuck's and order a strawberry banana smoothie.

[mav]

Cycle down the highway in a clown outfit. Or better still, arrive at work like that...lol

[quirky]

Invite someone over for supper and serve scrambled eggs, pancakes and bacon.

[quirky]

Before you have someone housesit for you, go to an ethnic supermarket and buy a cow's head wrapped in cellophane to stick in the fridge.

[fluffy]

we taped a kipper behind someones radiator once as a practical joke..............lol

fluffy

[quirky]

we taped a kipper behind someones radiator once as a practical joke..............lol

fluffy

I have radiators.