Hmmm, well, this list is technically for Thanksgiving turkey, but let's make it more relevent to now...
OTHER WAYS TO USE THE EASTER TURKEY
-As a hood ornament.
-As a football for the after-meal game.
-One word... bowling!
-An unexplored cavern for the new Barbie.
-A visual aid to explain to children where babies come from.
-As yet another object to drop from the top of the dorm to test the
range of the splatter upon impact.
-Wear as a helmet, declaring, "I'm TURKEYMAN!"
-Throw the turkey out the window yelling, "You're FREE! Fly! FLY!"
-From a concealed location, toss in front of a passing car. When they
stop, run out screaming that they hit your dog!
-Two words: Turkey puppet.
*Disclaimer... I did not write this list!