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Postby cotton » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:03 am

mav wrote:
cotton wrote:Ok I will take the credit for the eye bulging out but I will not take the credit for the cut under his other eye. Mav must have done that. She had him before me.lol


Ho! you got me there.Yes, I did bite him in the cheek :---) :---)
The next time he can bite me and we'll call it even :wink: ...lol though he would probably want to skin me alive for the numerous jokes I make at his expense. But it's my only indulgence...let me indulge pleeese!
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Oh yea I forgot to take credit for the scratches on his back. :shock:
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:42 am

Why won't you clip your nails then???
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Postby fluffy » Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:09 am

lol.........because the sensation heightens the enjoyment of course.........lol

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Postby Canadian Jayne » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:18 pm

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He's starting the "OOOOOOOOOOOO of his song"

(To the tune of "I gotta be me")

Note: I sing this one every time I gottta go"

He bellows out:

"I gotta go peeeeeeeeee"
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Postby cotton » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:26 am

fluffy wrote:lol.........because the sensation heightens the enjoyment of course.........lol

fluffy :wink:


You know it girl!lol

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"Geez!!! This colonics stuff is for the birds!"
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Postby Anna Chalova » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:10 pm

:lol: Very big birds!
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"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." JC
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This will probably gross you ladies out, it sure grossed....

Postby Canadian Jayne » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:27 pm

me out, my first husband would take a big dump and
then say come here (when we were first married)
I didn't know what he was going to show me...
"look at what a big log of poop", it won't even flush down" he proclaimed
"I don't want to see thatttttttttttt, ewwwwwwwwwww." I replied agast
He said it as if it was this great achievement so proud of his dump.

Do all men do this??????

My current sweetie has never done this, not yet anyway.
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Postby mav » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:52 pm

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"What was I thinking?

um..

I wasn't."
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Postby Anna Chalova » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:57 pm

:lol:
Nice!
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Postby quirky » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:43 pm

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Good morning! I made some coffee. Would you like breakfast in bed?
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby fluffy » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:43 pm

yum..........Jim with a case of 'bed-head'..........lol

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Postby quirky » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:03 pm

fluffy wrote:yum..........Jim with a case of 'bed-head'..........lol

fluffy :wink:


Mmmm....


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Postby fluffy » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:06 pm

lol.......yeah.....just imagine waking up to that?...........OMG :shock: .......going into cardiac arrest.........lol......

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Postby mav » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:32 am

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"And you thought that was my only ammunition"
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Postby Anna Chalova » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:35 am

My boss! :lol:
I like military.
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