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Postby -->Blunt<-- » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:36 pm

Perhaps he understood "idiot".
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:45 pm

That reminds me of the time when I was I was in grade school, we were in the library and the librarian said something funny and I responded, "what a dork!" (one of my dad's favorite sayings). Well her jaw dropped to the floor and she glared at me and said "Young lady, do you know what that means!" All embarassed by the fact that I had said something obviously inappropriate, I squeeked out an innocent "no" and proceeded to try and look it up in the dictionary which made it all the worse...she finally told me to forget about it and NEVER say it again.
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Postby quirky » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:58 pm

I'm sure that if that librarian is still there, she'll think "dork" was something from the good old days.
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:12 pm

Yeah, in more ways than one I bet!! :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:33 pm

our school librarian was the meekest little mouse, still stuck in a 70's 'nettle wine' time warp. But she was the biggest go-er on the block, she was only in her early 40's, onto her 3rd marriage and had a reputation as a wild thing.........lol......the quiet ones are always the worst........lol

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Postby carreyd away » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:01 pm

quirky wrote:So, you want me to cancel the 7th?


Call it off!! :lol:

We also used to make up our own insult/swear words in our family. For some reason my youngest sister would go completely mad if I called her a "dorkapotamus"
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:13 pm

HHHmmm...... :roll: i wonder why??...........lol

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Postby quirky » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:16 pm

carreyd away wrote:
quirky wrote:So, you want me to cancel the 7th?


Call it off!! :lol:

We also used to make up our own insult/swear words in our family. For some reason my youngest sister would go completely mad if I called her a "dorkapotamus"


Ok, I'll call it off.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:17 pm

:wink: ...............i won't say it...........lol

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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:43 pm

carreyd away wrote:
quirky wrote:So, you want me to cancel the 7th?


Call it off!! :lol:

We also used to make up our own insult/swear words in our family. For some reason my youngest sister would go completely mad if I called her a "dorkapotamus"


I was able to get away with telling my parents to "go eat roni's" whenever they were annoying me...mom believed I meant macaroni...apparently.... :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:52 pm

um ??...........isn't that what it means?? :shock:

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Postby quirky » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:12 am

I think she's speaking Guelphian....we may need a translation.
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Postby Laura Laing » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:26 am

quirky wrote:I think she's speaking Guelphian....we may need a translation.



It was actually teenage Burlingtonian which translated to "Piss Off"
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Postby quirky » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:59 am

Come back when you can speak guelphian.
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Postby Laura Laing » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:24 am

oopppsss......didn't mean to upset anyone I was just translating.....honest

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