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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:05 am

That we aren't as funny as we used to be?
Maybe it's just me...but it seems like there's been a lull for the last couple of weeks.

How do we remedy that? We need to get funny again.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:07 am

lol............well it's probably because we've been busy with Xmas and stuff but i'm up for some chuckles.............. :wink:

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Postby carreyd away » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:50 am

Whaddaya mean I'm not funny...

http://www.gotwavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3s.cgi ... ystory.mp3

Funny how?
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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:59 am

Teri - you ARE very funny, but the humor was working interconnectedly (not sure if this is a word....but it should be, Dr. Phil OR Dr. Ruth could use it) before.

We have reached the place post holidays when you think it's time for the tree to come down. You know, you really dug it at first, others commented on it. But it's still up...and you think that's kind of pathetic, but it's still pretty, but how much longer can it stay up? But it's so nice to look at and you still sometimes say, "Hello tree!" to yourself silently when you walk into the living room....but it's really time for it to come dawn.

Do you want to see my vegetable soup?
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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:16 am

This is my soup. Its vegetable, with a little beef because you need bones to have flavor. This is a LOT of soup. I am unable to add any more vegetables because I ran out of pot space.

Anyway...look at what a messy cook I am. Sometimes I flit about the kitchen like Tinkerbell on meth. I JUST scubbed the stovetop yesterday.

Anyway...I wish you could SMELL the soup.

Also, for the sake of the humor of the board I am willing to run around taking and posting random photos by request.


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Postby cotton » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:20 am

Yum! Man you really are bored!lol

Maybe we are all suffering from PMS and we are acting like a bunch of old cranky miserable farts.

Talking about old cranky miserable farts I wonder if Jim is back from Canada yet.
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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:25 am

No praise for my soup?

Wanna see the little tree?
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Postby cotton » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:30 am

looks good but when I tried to eat it it tasted kind of weird. It tasted to virtual. It needs more salt too.

Here is something funny
http://www.createfarts.com/
http://www.geocities.com/krishna_kunchith/humor/fart.htm
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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:32 am

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Postby rirumo » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:05 am

yum!!! :D :lol: nice soup, and nice x´mas tree! :P :wink:

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Postby cotton » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:09 am

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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:11 am

That second one is GREAT to clog dance to!

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Postby cotton » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:43 am

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I found a pic of Fluffy using her comp!!!

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Postby cotton » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:45 am

I got those from Jillsjokeline.com
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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:48 am

I don't scare people with my driving. Much.

And, you know....I've NEVER had a ticket for anything.

It makes me feel illegitimate.....like there's a rite of passage that I have missed. I'm 34...I should have gotten one by now. I'm a rebel....really.

And you know....with my luck, if I get pulled over I'm likely to have such a gigantic smile on my face that the cop will probably only issue a warning.
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