Happy Canada Day! Jim on the Radio!

[Guest]

I was raised in this country[Canada], you know, and I live in Los Angeles now.<br>No, I do, I live in Los Angeles. It's wierd though because you tell people in<br>Los Angeles you grew up in Canada they don't know what goes on up here, you know,<br>so a lot of times you get the same answer, "Wow. Musta been cold" You know?<br>I used to get upset. I used to explain to them about the four different kinds<br>of seasons we have and stuff like that, but now I find it's more fun just to go<br>along with it. 'Yes. Canada. It was a frozen hostile wasteland. And there<br>was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After boring<br>a hole through the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an<br>igloo to protect ourselves from polar bears and flying hockey pucks. Then we<br>would drink a lot of beer. And when Nantuk was ready, he would tell me the story<br>of the great moose, who said to the little squirrel, 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a<br>rabbit out of my hat.' <p></p><i></i>