CAN WE EAT MORE HEALTHILY DURING XMAS?

[Catherine]

When u get that tattoo
you'll be singing
"I've got yum, yum, yum on my
bum ,bum , bum

I couldn't resist that one

Omg that's a gud one! Yum yum on my bum don't forget come get some! Omg!!!
I couldn't resist that one either

[Canadian Jayne]

I'm laughing I shouldn't, but I'm laughing
you're soooo funny
Just imagine it
Two people, sitting on the end of a pier
looking out into the water, sharing chocolates
One has a tattoo on the bum(you know the butt crack visual in D&D)
Talking about the upcoming D&DToo (kinda rhyms with R2D2)

There ya go, that's the start of the next D & D2 promo
Every month there's a new uptake on the scene
If it went with this month's theme
They'd be at the pier in a blizzard
I hear it's pretty stormy at the beach today

[Catherine]

hahaha!!! Im visulizing it..2 peopo you and me, just like you said, sitting on the edge, us but were the dumb and Dumbher, cuz were girls, and we are eatin chocolate like little piggies, and we or i got that tatto on me butt crack, and were lookin in the water taking about the new up and comming dnd2, hmm that should be a promo!!! and somehow i fall in, cuz....one of the chocolates fell in the water, so i have to go get it right?? but i cant swimm!!! for real i cant swimm so you just in to help out, but were just fussin about the chocoalte that fell in, its a really good chocoalte what can i say....but meanwhile i cant swim and over there yonder is guess who lookin at us...the dumb and dummer 2 guys!!! their saying, what the hecks going on there i wonder? hmmmm. this could be a good one CJ just sayin you gottem good ideas!!!

[Canadian Jayne]

Since I have been a lifeguard for real

I probably would first yell over to the guys to come help
and to call 911

use a coat or a shirt for you to grab

I would hope a round guard tube with rope would be close by
or quickly find a pole for you to hang on to reel you in
or temporarily find a boat if there was one close by
Big problem with bad weather is hypothermia can set in really, really fast
and if none of that worked,
I'd go in to get ya, I can swim pretty well (Also depends on how lond the pier is)
but with that weather we'd probably end up both in an ambulance
not even seeing the two guys that save us
Dang it!
And that's the way life goes, sometimes

[Canadian Jayne]

But lo and behold,
you open your fist and say
"I got it" before you pass out
revealing a really melted chocolate
while being wheeled away on the gurney

[Catherine]

But lo and behold,
you open your fist and say
"I got it" before you pass out
revealing a really melted chocolate
while being wheeled away on the gurney

Hahaha and so long as I didn't pull that melted chocolate from my behind you know where the tatoo was! Omg I visualized the whole thing! For a second though I thought I near was drownin! Then thank god ya saved me! For real I once drown in 2 feet of water
Feel off the edge of a bridge in kelowna BC I was sitting on the edge then fell backwards and was sitting down he!long help help I'm drowning...my date said no your not just stand up! Oh! And so I did wasn't even past my knees the water

[Canadian Jayne]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I am
I can just picture your end up in the air
floundering, thank goodness it wasn't deeper

Anyone who lives in Canada
should seriously think about learning
how to swim.
We border the Great Lakes,
the East and West Coast shores,
lots of rivers and lakes
miles and miles of them
Learning to swim is an investment
in the preservation of life for the just in case
situation.
I like the Boy Scout motto" Be Prepared"

[Catherine]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I am
I can just picture your end up in the air
floundering, thank goodness it wasn't deeper

Anyone who lives in Canada
should seriously think about learning
how to swim.
We border the Great Lakes,
the East and West Coast shores,
lots of rivers and lakes
miles and miles of them
Learning to swim is an investment
in the preservation of life for the just in case
situation.
I like the Boy Scout motto" Be Prepared"

I wish I wasn't scared but if I can't touch the bottom I panic but I can swim just can't tread water its hard for me I'm dixlexic I think, which I know has nothing to do with this...I think but on that note I'meating healthy

[Canadian Jayne]

Glad to hear you are eating more healthily
That's very important
Swimming is something that you have to
take time to learn, it can take years
I started really young, I don't remember not knowing how to swim
Learning later in life is very difficult
To learn it you have to start with the basics of breathing
"blowing bubbles first" and not panic when you go under at first
Loose the fear, it is the same as learning anything that
takes us out of our comfort zone, start small but
always go with a buddy, VIP
If you want to learn get instructed by someone you trust
and feel will help you learn