what could Jenny get Jim for Xmas??

[fluffy]

Jenny posted this tweet.............

What in the hell do I get Jim for Christmas? Any great ideas? And no "free sex coupon booklets". I'm still tired from last years booklet.

any suggestions folks?

[YesGirl]

Ha Ha! lol Jim & Jenny! Gotta love 'em!

I have no idea cuz I was gonna say something like that because they seem like that kind of couple. Maybe a really nice painting or sculpture??? I'm sure he'll appreciate it. But idk he may have plenty of thse that he makes himself....

[jimliker]

a grandpa like glasses & stick... JK

[fluffy]

1. some new scuba gear
2. a new kayak
3. a strap on shark fin........lol
4. an all over body wax........lol..
5. a new state of the art digital camera
6. something he can tinker with like something antique....
7. new art material
8. a greenhouse full of gardening materials and seeds
9. a new manbag
10. Cd's of all the LP's he had a teenager........even the crap ones......lol
11. anything cashmere
12. silk Pj's like Hef's
13. 2 new hamsters
14. a rocking chair and some Werthers originals (well he's gonna be a grandpa soon )
15. a good drum kit and get a famous drummer to give him lessons
16. a Sex pistols t-shirt
17. dinner with Tom Petty
18. a night-time visit to LA zoo , complete with guide etc to see the nocturnal animals and maybe have a cuddle .... ....
19. some cool pet toys so he can have more fun with the dogs

and finally..........

20. a pet turkey......( a turkey should be for life, not just Xmas.. )

[fluffy]

lol....my favourite is the turkey.......... gobble gobble!!!!

[BigFanJimCarrey23]

that go kart that he always wanted but then he woke up and snta did not give it to him

[fluffy]

21. a square KM of countryside which he can leave as nature intends for generations to come..........so no Building car parks!!!
22. a gold pocket watch......one of the old fashioned winding variety so he can tinker with it.
23. a personalised scent that Jenny can have custom made for him.....
24. a trip to look for polar bears complete with artic clothing.....
25. Arrange for Agassi/Federer etc to give him some private tennis lessons.
26. Organise an exhibition of his artwork around the house and invite friends/family to view..........so pay for an exhibtion organiser.......
27. release a box of butterflies outside the house.......
28. A dovecote and 8 young white doves
29. the classiest coat/jacket you can lay your hands on
30. lots of small presents and a Santa suit....... for Jim to deliver around the neighbourhood anonymously in the dead of night......

[Canadian Jayne]

Give him your time.
To me that is one of the best presents anyone can give.

Your undivided attention, a listening ear and a really fun, fun, FUN day
One of those days when everything goes just right.
Water,Scuba, Ruins, Dining, Music, Waterfalls, Friends and Strangers,
Lots of I Love You's

[cotton]

geeez ,Fluffs, next time warn us before you send the link to Jenny

[fluffy]

lol.....hell, she's not responded, so i doubt she's looked at it.........you've nothing to be embarrassed about hon......i'm sure Jenny knows we'd all like to wrap ourselves up in Xmas paper, with a few strategic Xmas bows as presents for Jimmy.........

31. a tree...........i seem to give everyone trees.......i'm a bit of a tree hugger.......they are great for a reminder of time......great Christening presents or house warming gifts..........kids can score their height on it on their birthdays...........

[Canadian Jayne]

What about a pecan tree and he can just pick pecans off
when he's hungry
MMMmgood

[fluffy]

Pecan pie!!!! Yum!........i like apple trees too.....or any fruit tree......it's the tree that keeps on giving......and you can make pies from the fruit and it can be involved in happy family gatherings........i've got a little apple tree i bought with my ex......and it's a wonderful wee tree, the apples are too sour and young to eat yet, so i leave them to windfall for the local wildlife..... .......
so we all benefit...i get pretty apple blossom and they get juicy apples......
trees are not just for Xmas......they're for life!!!!!!

[Canadian Jayne]

That is true, very true.

[fluffy]

lol......i'm a tree hugger for the noughties........lol.........i wax my legs....

[Countess2]

I suggest something that's green because after all that is Jim's favourite colour.