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Postby lammy » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:57 am

Jake jumped from the sidewalk to his front door . Jake noticed his front

door was open . He rushed inside and saw his mother on the

floor along with his cat . "Mother... mom" , he screamed trying to wake

her up . When she didn't come to, he picked up the phone and called

911 . "Please come quick my mom is hurt" , shouts Jake . He hung up

the phone and kept trying to wake up his mother .

Belly slowly got . He shook his head then he hopt to Jake . "Meaow!"

"Oh Belly you are hurt." Jake picked him up and held him .

"Who did this to you guys?" Cried Jake .

Belly looked at him with a sad face .


"Here comes Roland" , said Ross .

Roland stepped out of the car holding his cheek with a cloth while in the

other hand he held the bottle .

"So what am I supposed to do now Roland" , asked Steffanie while they

walked to the boat .

"You are going to stand here and be on the look out."

Steffanie laughed . "You have to be joking right?"

"No- I am not joking" , said Roland and walked away .

Steffanie was upset . "You suck" , yelled Steffanie . She stood at the

entrance of the dock .

Ross walked towards Roland . "Hey boss... what's that?"

"This" , asked Roland and held the bottle up . "This is the bottle of a

Genie."

Ross laughed . "What Genie?"

"The Genie you have here . By the way, where is she?"

"You mean the woman we kidnapped... oh ,she is still passed out."

"Ross can you get me a cup of cold water please."

Sara was being kept in a room on the boat .

"Tim can you get Roland a cup of cold water and pronto" , shouts Ross .

Roland got on the boat .

"Here you go boss" , says Tim handing Roland the cup of cold water .

Roland walked with the cup of cold water down to the room where Sara

was being kept . He opened the door and Sara was laying on the floor

with ducktape on her eyes, mouth and hands . Roland went closer to her,

he pulled the duck tape off her mouth and poured the cup of cold water

on her face .

Sara sat up . "Oh... what the..." , she shouts .

"Hello there ! We finally meet." Laughs Roland .

"Who are you? And what do you want" , asked Sara shaking her body

from the cold water just poured on her .
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Postby lammy » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:09 am

"I know what you are- that is why you are here" , said Roland .

Ross and Tim stood side by side behind Roland .

"So" , screamed Sara .

"So my dear" , said Roland as he got closer to Sara's face . "So you

will be mine.. all mine." Roland touched her face and Sara turned her

head . Roland smacked her in the face . "Look, you have no choice but

to obey me." Laughs Roland .

Sara lowered her face . "I already have a Master . I can't be your

Genie." Said Sara slowly and sadly .

Roland sat beside her . "Really? How can I be your Master then?"

"I will not tell you" , yelled Sara .

Roland stood up . He grabbed her by the hair . "You will tell me soon

enough" , he whispered in her ear.

"Ouch... let go of my hair" , yells Sara .

Roland laughs . "Don't worry- you'll be feeling more pain" , said

Roland . He then let go of her hair .

"Okay- I'll tell you" , Sara whispered .

"What was that" , asked Roland . He placed his ear next to her mouth .

"I'll tell you!"

"I'm listening..."

"He has to tell me he wishes for me not to be his Genie anymore and

place a cap on my bottle." Cried Sara .

"That's all" , asked Roland .

"Yes- that's all."

Roland pushed her head . "Thank you!"

Sara's lips trembled . "I'm sorry Master Jake" , she said quietly .

Roland ducked taped her mouth again . He snaped his

finger . "Outside boys!"

Roland shuts the door behind him.

"What now boss" , asked Ross .

Roland stood on the front of the boat looking out to sea . "We have to

bring Jake here" , he said scratching his chin .

"Who's going to stay and watch the Genie" , asked Ross .

"I'll stay and watch her boss" , replied Tim .
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Postby lammy » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:17 am

"Cool... whatever you do- do not uncover her eyes or let her arms loose."

"Okay boss" . Grined Tim .

Roland smacked Tim on the chest . He points at Tim . "Don't fuck up

or I'll have your head."

"I- I boss" , said Tim saluting Roland .

"Lets go Ross!"


"Over here... over here" , screamed Jake at the ambulance .

The two guys in the ambulance quickly got out, they ran for the

strecher and ran inside Jake's apartment .

"She's in there" . Pointed Jake to the paramedics . Jake picked up

Belly and cried .

The paramedics gave Marie her first medical assistment then placed her

on the strecher . The paramedics carried her on the strecher out the

door .

"Mom... mom" , shouts Jake .

Marie opened her eyes .

"Wait, don't take her yet" , said Jake to the paramedics . "Can you

please tell me who did this to you mom?"

Marie's head was going side to side, she was mumbleling

words . "Watch... gold watch... a sophie gold watch..."

"We have to take her sir."

Jake gave Marie a kiss on the forhead . "I love you mom . I'll be there

soon," cried Jake .

As the paramedics took her out of the apartment she touched his hand .

"Belly let's get you fixed" . Jake went to close the door and saw that

the bottle was gone . "Oh my God- whoever did this took the bottle!"

"Meaow..."

Jake locked up and left . "Taxi" , shouts Jake .

A taxi pulled up . Jake got in .

"Sorry sir but no pets allowed" , said the taxi driver .

"You have to be kidding me ? My cat is hurt and I need to take him to

the vet" , he said .

"Well... in that case- let's go!"

The taxi drove Jake to the pet hospital .

On the way there Jake petted Belly saying , "you'll be okay... all is

going to be alright . Please let Sara be okay" , he said with his eyes

closed and tears falling down his face .
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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:33 pm

The taxi driver looked through the rear view mirror . "I can't believe this

guy is crying over a cat." He grins . "Okay, we are here!"

"Please don't leave . I'll be fast" , said Jake to the taxi driver .

"No problem but do hurry the meter is running" , replied the man .


Tim sat outside the door where Sara was being held whistleling and

drinking beer . Sara was thinking of a way to get loose . She takes off

one shoe . She lifted that foot to her eyes and with her toes she began

loosening the duck tape from her eyes ."Oh that feels so much better .

Where am I" , she said within herself . She blinked and her hands got

loose . She then took the duck tape of her mouth .

She stood up and looked through the little window that the door had on

it . She saw Tim drinking with his back turned . "Who the hell is he" , she

said to herself while she figured out what she would do to him . She

wasn't sure if there was anyone else on the boat . She started

laughing . "Who am I kidding I am a Genie" . Sara opened the door .

Tim turned around . "Hey, what do you think you are doing?" He

grabed Sara .

Sara did not move .

"You are in serious trouble" , said Tim holding a knife to Sara .

Sara laughed . "I don't think you realize that the one in trouble is

you" , shouts Sara . "Now you tell me what the plan is?"

Tim puts the knife on Sara's neck and his hands shook . "The plan is to

control you."
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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:39 pm

"Wonderful" , said Sara rolling her eyes . "Control this!"

One second later Tim was being turned into a fish.

"You messed with the wrong woman." She laughed . Sara grab the

fish ( Tim ) and tossed it into the ocean . The fish swam into the boat and

kept smaking itself against the boat .

Sara cleaned her hands on her pants then smelled her hands . "Eww-

fish." She laughs . "I hope Jake is home." She crossed her arms and

closed her eyes . She was now at Jake's apartment and saw that the

place had been trashed . "Hello... Marie- Jake- Belly... anyone home" ,

shouts Sara . Sara looked ontop of the stand . "My bottle is gone

- crap!" She sat on the couch .


Mike and Jim where still sitting down at the shop with nothing to do .

"What do you think is going on Mike?"

Tim looks outside and sees Roland pulling up .

"Oh no Mike- Roland is here" , whisperes Jim .

"No shit!"

Mike and Jim stand up . They both start walking around in a circle

grabing at their hats . Mike took his hat off and scratched his head, he

then placed his hat back on his head .

"What the hell do you think he wants now" , asked Mike to Jim .

"Who knows."

They saw Roland get out of the car along with Steffanie and Ross .

Roland knocked on the shop's window .

Mike slowly walked to the door . "What" , he shouts .

"Open" , shouts Roland .

"Should I" , asked Mike to Jim .

"No" , yelled Jim .

"Open the door" , shouted Ross .

It took Mike a couple of minutes to open the door . Mike was sweating

heavily as he unlocked the door . "What's going on?"

Roland walked calmly into the shop with a band aid on his cheek and

his shirt broken in different spots . Steffanie stood outside . Ross walked

in after Roland did .

"So where is your dear boss" , asked Roland while walking towards the

office .

"He's not here" , says Mike .

Roland turned to Mike . "What do you mean he is not here?"

Mike took a big gulp . "He left to find the girl he was with."

Mike walked backwards as Roland stabbed Mike with his fingers several

times .
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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:46 pm

"How could you let him get away" , shouts Roland .

Ross was standing infront of Jim just incase he wanted to run away .

"You guys are idiots" , said Ross . He then smacked Jim over the head

making his hat fall off .

Jim bend over to pick up his hat and as he did that Ross pushed him .

Jim landed on the floor . "Fuck you man" , shouts Jim at Ross .

"Oh really" , said Ross . Ross grabbed Jim by the neck of his shirt and

lifted him up . "No, fuck you" , said Ross to Jim head budding him on the

nose .

"Ouch... ah" . Jim grabbed his nose . "That hurts man!"

Ross laughed at Jim while Jim's nose began bleeding .

"I think you broke my nose" , shouted Jim .

Ross pushed him again and he landed on a chair . "You stay there and

be a good little boy" . Smiles Ross .

Jim rolled his eyes as he held his nose .

Ross walks over to where Mike and Roland were . "Do you want me to

take care of him boss" , asked Ross and makes a phist .

"No Ross . I got it- thanx!"

Ross fixed his shirt and headed outside . "Yo Steff" , screamed Ross .

"Ross you are an idiot . What is going on in there" , asked Steffanie on

her toes trying to look inside .

"Just guy stuff." Laughed Ross .

"Is he coming back" , asked Roland to Mike . Roland was loosing his

patience .

Mike shrubbed his shoulders . "I really don't know" , studdered Mike .

Roland lifted his hand and made a phist .

"Wait- I am thinking he is coming back... you know to close the shop" ,

said Mike nervously .

Roland lowered his hand . "You are right." He pushed Mike to the side

and walked into the dinningroom .

A taxi pulls up .

"Thank you and take care" , said Jake stepping out of the Taxi .

"Well look what we have here" , yelled Ross to Jake .

"Great" , said Steffanie .

The taxi driver left .

Ross walked to Jake and shoved him with his hand .

"What are you guys doing here" , asked Jake . Jake walked to the front

of the donut shop .

Ross kept shoving Jake from behind .

Roland saw Jake and went oustside .

"Hey boss- he asks what we are doing here" , yells Ross

laughing . "Your Genie is ours" , whispered Ross grining .

"Could you please stop pushing me you dink" , shouts Jake to Ross .

"No" , said Ross and got in Jake's face .

Jake kneed Ross in the groin .
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Postby lammy » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:05 am

Ross fell . "That was not cool" , shouted Ross .

"Yeah and neither is what you guys have done" , replied Jake .

Jake passed by Steffanie staring her down as he walked to Roland .

Roland stood in the front of the shop's door . "Hello... hello there- I've

been expecting you" . Grined Roland with hands crossed.

"Don't paly with me . Where is she" , shouts Jake .

Roland got in Jake's face as he said, "she is where you will be" . He

laughs .

Jake pushed Roland and Roland landed on the floor . "Where is she

you- you asshole" , shouts Jake looking down to Roland .

Roland played it cool, he got up and wiped off his pants . "If you want

to know where she is just come with us" . Roland went to the car .

"Yo Ross let's go!"

Ross entered the car and left the door open for Jake . Jake got in, so

did Steffanie . They left to the dock .

"I don't know what you guys are up to but she better be okay" ,

exclaimed Jake .

Roland looked through the rearview mirror . "She's dandy."

Steffanie looks out the car window all the way to the dock .


Mike and Jim where about to leave the shop when Sara appeared .

"Holy shit... where'd you come from" , asked Mike scared .

Sara walked towards Jim and he held his nose and ran out the shop .

Mike went to do the same but Sara did her thing and Mike ended up with

his feet stuck to the floor .

"Whoa" , said Mike trying to keep his balance.

"This is nothing . Don't piss me off or you will regret it . Now where is

he" , asked Sara with her arms crossed .

"Okay- okay, they are headed to the dock . They think you are there" ,

laughs Mike with panic .

"Thanx" , said Sara .

"Wait, don't go . Take me out of here" , screams Mike .

Sara laughs then dissapears .

"NO..." , yells Mike .
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Postby lammy » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:14 am

Roland, Steffanie, Ross and Jake pull up to the dock .

The radio on Rolands boat was playing loud . Roland slammed on the

brakes and jumped out of his car and ran to the boat . "Tim" , yells

Roland . He opens the door to where Sara was being held . "Shit" , he

said and slammed the door .

"Move it slow ass" , yelled Ross pushing Jake towards the boat .

"Cut the shit" , shouts Jake .

Steffanie kicks rocks with her foot on her way to the boat .

Roland stood on the boat waiting for them to climb aboard . "Houston-

we have a problem" , yelled Roland .

"What's that Boss" , asked Ross .

"It seems as though the Genie has dissapeared" .

Steffanie hopt on the boat and as ahe passed by Roland she

says ,"Good for her" . She laughs .

"What now boss" , shouts Ross .

"Grab him" , yells Roland . He grabs himself some wine .

Ross truns to Jake . "You heard my boss" . He grins while grabbin

Jake and walking him in to the boat with his hands behind his back .

"You guys will pay" , whispered Jake .

Roland sat waiting for Jake to come on board siping wine and smoking

a cigar . He crossed his legs . "Duck him!"

Jake tried to get loose from Ross . "No way... you are not going to get

away with this" , shouts Jake .

"Stay still" , yells Ross .
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Postby lammy » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:28 pm

Jake kept moving around until he got loose from Ross .

Roland rolled his eyes at Ross . "Damn it- can't you do anything

right" , shouts Roland .

Jake ran to the front of the boat .

Roland stood up and pulled out a gun . "Hold it right there" , screamed

Roland .

Jake stood still . Jake stared at the trees and saw Sara .

Sara waived .

Jake smiled .

"Grab him" , yelled Roland .

"What do I do with him boss" , asked Ross .

"Just toss him in the room and swallow the key to the door" . Laughed

Roland .

While Ross brought Jake to the room Jake kept staring to the trees .

Roland noticed Jake staring at the trees and he looked that way and

with the cigar in his hand he scratched his chin . "I know you are out

there" , he said laughing . "You will be mine..."

"Get in there" , shouts Ross . Ross shoved Jake into the room he then

closed the door .

Jake took a peak through the little window in the door and seen Ross

swallowing the key .

Ross turned around and saw Jake looking through the little window and

laughed .

Jake punched the door . "You bastard!"

"Ha, ha, ha... sucker." Grins Ross .

Roland stood overlooking the dock with cigar in hand . "Hon, do you

see anything" , shouts Roland to Steffanie .

"No- hon. I don't see a darn thing . Can we leave now" , shouts

Steffanie .

"Sure hon, start it up- let's go for a ride" , said Roland .

Steffanie turned on the boat . Sara reduced herself to an inch , she ran

to the dock and the boat began to move . Roland still stood there

overlooking the dock while Sara stared up at him . Sara did her thing

and two seconds later Roland's cigar was on fire .
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Postby lammy » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:39 pm

"What the ", he said throwing the cigar in the water. He noticed a fish

bangin against the boat. "What an ugly fish you are."

Sara laughed .

Roland walked to the room where Jake was being held . He took out

the gun . He opened the door with the extra key he had and held the gun

pointing at Jake's head . "Any last words?" Grins Roland

Sara was now aboard the boat still reduced to an inch and hidding behind

Rolands wine glass .

Roland left the door open as he intimidated Jake .

Ross was laying down on a couch looking up at the sky while smocking

pot . He layed down talking and laughing with himself .

"Hmm..." , said Sara upset . "Let's see how cool you'll be now?"

Giggled Sara .

Smoke began coming out of Ross's ears. He smacked his ears to stop

the smoke ."What the fuck!" Ross became scared and jumped into the

water.

Sara laughed covering her mouth .

Ross splashed around in the water and the fish kept trying to climb

ontop of him .

"Get away" , shouts Ross . Ross grabbed the fish and tossed it into the

boat .

The fish flopped around inside the boat .

Ross shook his head . "That's better" , he said when the smoke no

longer came out of his ears . He swam to the boat and climbed the stairs

that where in the back . "Holy shit... that shit was good." He laughxs

while going up the steps .

On his way to the couch he stepped on the fish squishing it dead .

"Oops . Sorry fish." He laughed . Ross layed back down and passed out .

"So tell me dear Jake... how good is the Genie" , asked Roland with a

smirk on his face.
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Postby lammy » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:22 pm

Jake spits at Roland . "You can't have her!"

Roland wiped his face and smacked Jake with the hand he held the gun

with .

Jake fell backwards on the bed he was siting on .

Steffanie steered the boat singing along to the song "girls just wanna

have fun" , and dancing away .

Sara blinked herself to where Steffanie was.

Steffanie turned her head and got startled when she saw Sara .

Sara did her thing .

Steffanie was now glued to the steering wheel . "Help me hon, help" ,

screamed Steffanie .

"I'm not done with you" , said Roland as he ran out of the room and

closed the door behind him.

"Fuck... can't enyone do anything right around here" , he shouts .

Jake was unconcious .

Sara appeared in the room Jake was being kept in .

They were now far away from home .

"Master... Master... wake up" , whispered Sara shaking him .

Jake opened his eyes . "Ouch- that bastard" , said Jake rubbing his

head .

"Shh..." , said Sara with her poiting finger over her lips .

Jake hugges her . "I'm so glad to see you . Get us out of here and

quick" , he whispered .

"What is your problem" , shouted Roland to Steffanie .

"Honey help me" , yelled Steffanie trying to remove her hands from

the steering wheel .

Roland grabbed Steffanie by the waist and began pulling her away from

the steering wheel . "Sorry hon- I can't get you free . Who did this" ,

asked Roland .

"Who do you think did this?" She cried .

Roland attempted to free her once more . "Darn hon- you are really

glued on here." Roland lets go off Steffanie .

"Ahh- that hurts" , screamed Steffanie trying to pull her hands free.

Roland ran to the room where Jake was .

Sara heard Roland coming . She reduced herself to an inch .

Roland shoved the door open . "Where is she" , he shouts looking

around in the room . Roland pointed the gun at Jake . "I'll kill you, if you

don't tell me!"

Jake began laughing .
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Postby lammy » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:31 pm

"What's so funny" , yelled Roland .

"First of all you can't kill me . Second of all you need more than a gun

to make me scare" , said Jake smiling .

"Oh really" , replied Roland . He fired his gun at Jake's knee .

"Ah... oh shit... you're fucking nuts" , screamed Jake falling on the

floor .

"Master" , screamed Sara as she appeared next to Jake on the floor .

"Ah hah- I got you know." Roland bend over to grab Sara but she

disappeared .

"Two can play that game" , said Roland . He left the room to search for

Sara . "Come out- come out, where ever you are" , he shouts .

Sara blinked Jake to his house while she stayed there to avenge in his

name.

"Sara, Sara- are you here" , yelled Jake laying down on his couch . His

wound had been healed . He sat up and started crying . "Sara- please

don't leave me."

Ross woke up and stretched his arms . "Boss what are you looking

for" .

"I am looking for the Genie" , shouts Roland .

"Can I help" , he asked .

"Now you want to help" , yells Roland . "Sure . Find the witch."

Ross hurried out off the couch and began looking everywhere . "I see

you" , he whispers to Sara who is in one of the boats room . Ross creeps

slowly in the room .

Sara is sitting down just waiting for him to get in .

Ross walks in . The door closes behind him . Sara dissapears .

"Hell- where the hell she go to" , says Ross .

The room fills up with smoke .

"Oh the good shit" . Smiled Ross . Ross starts coughing . "Oh shit-

this is not stopping" . He panicked and begins banging on the

door . "Boss- help me" , he screams .

Roland stops the boat . "Are you okay sweety" .

"How do you expect me to be okay... hello I am stuck here for God

knows how long" . Cried Steffanie .

"I'm sorry . I'll get you loose" , said Roland .

Ross was being gagged by the smoke . Mucus ran down his nose . He

held his throat and tried screaming but couldn't . Ross's eyes

rolled back to his head as he fell to the floor .

"You looking for me" , says Sara with her hands crossed .

"Yeah- you bitch" , shouts Roland moving closer to Sara with gun in

hand .

"You will die" , he says . Roland fires his gun .

The bullet leaves the gun only to return back to Roland and enter his

shoulder .

"FUCK" , he screams falling to the ground droping the gun and holding his

shoulder .

Sara walked straight to Roland with one foot she steped on him . "You

havve no idea where I am going to send you."

"Please no..." Cried Roland .

"Don't beg me . Count your blessings that I am not going to kill you."

Grins Sara . "And you will join him . The two will live happily ever

after" . Laughs Sara .
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Postby lammy » Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:26 pm

Jake sat down leaning foward with his hands on his face when he felt

someone softly touching his head . "Sara?"

She stood infront of him. He didn't get up and hugged her by her waist .

Tears ran down Sara's face .

Jake looked up to Sara . "Please don't ever leave me." He cried

"Oh Master- I promise never to."


"Hon... where are we" , shouts Steffanie looking around covered in dirt

with the palm of her hands bleeding .

Roland was laying on the floor still bleeding from the shoulder . He

stands up and walks to Steffanie . He looks around . "I don't know hon" ,

he says softly .

They looked down at the ground to see snakes crawling on their feet .

"Ahh" , screams Steffanie . She ran and ran but didn't find a way to get

out of where they were .

"FUCK..." , shouts Roland . "I'll get you.. you witch" , he said looking

up at the bats that covered the whole that they were put in .


Three months later...

"Belly are you ready" , asked Jake as they both wore a tuxedo waiting

for their brides .

Belly grins... "Meaow."

Wedding music plays .

Sara enters a church through big wooden doors along with Luna (Belly's

bride blinked up by Sara a while back ) .

Jake's mother attended the wedding next to her stood Jake's father .

They held hands . Marie looked at Dan (Jake's father ) . "I'm glad you

could make it this time" , she smile then kissed him on his cheek .

Everyone's eyes glowed as they were mesmorized by Sara's beauty

and everyone smiled at Luna . They both slowly walked down the isle .

"You look beautiful my love" , whispered Jake to Sara and grabbed her

hand .

Sara blushed as she said, "thank you" .

"Meaow" , said Belly licking Luna .

"Meaow" , said Luna wagging her tail .

"I hereby pronounce you, husband and wife . Mrs. kitty and Mr. cat...

you may both kiss your brides."

Jake kissed Sara and Belly kissed Luna .

All cheered .


"Someone help us" , screamed Steffanie after she found herself being

stared at by tons of bats .

And Roland began digging to get out .


-THE END-
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Postby lammy » Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:43 pm

I am done... :D Hope all liked it...might have had some errors but over all, I think it was understandable.
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Postby lammy » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:25 pm

My documentary of the I Dream Of Her Notebook.

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