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by lammy » Sat May 03, 2008 5:56 pm
Sara walks towards the closet and opens the door . " Let's start with
a new wardrobe . " She winks .
" Nice " , he says in a squeaky voice .
" Your bedroom is also new . "
" Yes . I saw that . Keep going . "
" Follow me Master ! " Sara opened the bedroom door . " Tada ... a
new livingroom . " She grins .
Jake stood in shock . " What are we in a disco party ? " Laughs Jake .
" What's wrong ? You don't like Master ? " Frowns Sara .
They both walked around in the livingroom .
" There's a disco ball as a bulb . My couches are orange with feathers
on them . The walls are painted a multi color . A fish tank , and I have a
parrot ... " Laughs Jake histerically . " All these things are nice but there i
is one thing missing " , says Jake worried .
" What is that " , asked Sara nervously .
" Belly , my cat . "
" He's fine Master . " Grins Sara .
" How fine is he " , asked Jake with arms crossed tapping his foot .
Sara points to a painting on the wall .
" No , no , no - you get him out of there right now " , shouts Jake .
" What's the matter - you don't like " , asked Sara pouting .
" I can handle the apartment and it's changes but I can't handle my cat
being a painting . Please - could you take him out of there this instant . "
" Anything you say Master ! "
One second later Belly comes popping out of the painting and straight
into Jake's arm .
" Meaow ... meaow " , says the cat .
While holding the cat Jake said , " I'm sorry Belly , it was just a
misunderstanding " . He pets Belly and stares at Sara really bad .
" Right it was a misunderstanding - Sara ? "
Sara grins . " Yes Master . All was just a misunderstanding . "
Now be nice to Belly and give him a kiss . " Demanded Jake from Sara .
Sara went to kiss Belly and the cat hizzed at her . " See Master , the
cat doesn't like me . "
Jake placed the cat on the floor and Belly went running right into Jake's
bedroom .
" Well do you blame him if he has been turned into a monkey and frozen
in a painting . "
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by lammy » Mon May 05, 2008 11:32 pm
" You are right Master Jake - I don't blame him " , she said . " Master
what was that noise ? "
Jake was embarassed . He turned red . " That was my stomach . I
am hungry . "
" Should I blink something up for you Master Jake ? " She crossed her
arms .
" No don't bother . Let's go out for dinner . "
Sara couldn't believe her ears . " Should I change Master ? "
" Yes . I would say to change . I mean wearing your p.j's out to dinner
is not normal . " Laughed Jake .
One second later she was wearing a beautiful dress .
" Whoa , you look breath taking . " Winked Jake .
" Would you like me to change you Master ? "
" No - that is okay . I am not really in a hurry " , says Jake . Then he
walks to his private bathroom in his room .
Sara goes inside her bottle and turns on her radio where she sang and
danced while waiting for Jake to shower .
Jake was in the shower screaming for Sara to answer the
phone . "Darn ." He rushes out of the
shower only to trip and fall on his face as he went to grab the phone .
Belly saw this and shook his head .
Jake did not make it on time so the answering machine picked up .
" Hi hon ! It's me your mother . I am just calling you to remind you
that I'll be arriving in the morning and was wondering if you could come
pick me up ? "
Jake didn't bother getting up from the ground .
" Oh and it's about time you found yourself some good help ! "
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by lammy » Sun May 18, 2008 5:30 pm
She laughed then hangs up .
Jake quickly got up from the floor , he goes to the bathroom to turn off
the shower and puts a towel on . Walking back into his room he began
mumbleling a few things . " Mom's coming tomorrow . She's talked to
Sara . Great ! " Jake puts on the first thing he reached in his closet ,
combs his new blonde hair with his fingers , grabs his glasses and puts
them on while he stumps in the livingroom . He shouts , " Sara come out
this instant ! "
Sara did not hear him so , he stumped right straight to Sara's bottle and
knocked on it a couple of times .
Sara heard something and turned down the music .
" Sara please get your Genie behind out this moment , please ! "
" Huh - that was fast . Coming Master Jake ! " She blinked herself out .
Jake waited for her tapping his foot with his hands crossed and
breathing heavely .
" Yes master Jake ? "
Jake turned around still with hands crossed and breathing heavely he
said , " how come you didn't tell me that you spoke with my mother ? "
Sara became sad . " Master Jake that is right - I did speak with her . "
" I know you did , but why did you not tell me this ? "
" I forgot Master Jake . "
" Well you can't be forgetting things that are important . And when
she comes you will be acting norma l - no magic ,, no shiny bottle ..."
" No bottle and where will I sleep ? "
" Don't worry about that , I am sure we will think of something .
Now let's go . "
Jake takes Sara by the elbow and walks out the door .
Sara giggled . " Sir Jake your shoes ? "
Jake looks down and saw that he was not wearing any shoes . " Could
you blink up some for me ? "
Sara blinked him on his big bird slippers . " Are those okay Master ? "
She giggled some more .
Jake looks at Sara by the corner of his eyes peakingat his shoes . "
These are my favorite shoes . Yay ! They are back again .
Sure they are more than good ... they are perfect ! " He smiles .
Still holding her by the elbow they left to get something to eat .
While on their way to dinner , Jake talks to Sara about him and his
mom , how they are not close . " You know my mom could be such a
pain in the ass . "
Sara laughs . " Oh Master Jake , you are just saying that right ? "
" No . My mom thinks she is miss know - it - all ! "
" Nice shoes " , screamed a man that driving passed both of them .
" How rude " , said Sara . She blinked and the man that yelled that to
Jake ended up having his car air bag pop out making him have an
accident on the road .
" Sara " , yells Jake .
" Sorry Master Jake - I couldn't help it . " She grins .
" You see that restaurant over there ? " Points Jake .
" Yes . "
" That is my favorite place to eat . I sometimes go there to relax . They
know me real well " .
" Really Master ? That's nice . " Grins Sara .
" Before we enter could you please chhange my foot wear " , says Jake
to Sara .
" Is that better Master ? "
" Much better Sara . " Jim held Sara's hand as they went inside
the restaurant .
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by lammy » Thu May 22, 2008 5:15 pm
Jake opened the door for Sara .
" You are so sweet . " Smiles Sara .
They walked into the restaurant . The place was full . There was
a waiter standing next to a counter waiting to sit customers .
" Good evening " , says the waiter .
" Hey Michelle " , says Jake to the waiter .
" Do I know you ? "
" Ofcourse you do . Jake ... from the donut shop . " He winks .
" Oh hi . How are you ? " The girl hugged Jake and gave him a kiss
on the cheek .
" Wow , I didn't recognize you . You look so good - good enough
to eat " , she says laughing holding on to Jake .
Jake looks at Sara . "See I told you they knew me . "
Sara rolled her eyes .
Still holding on to Jake the waiter says , " come , I'll show you where
you will sit this evening " .
Sara was behind Jake and the waiter .
" Ouch " , whispered the waiter . " Something bit me . " She scratched
her whole arm . " There's your table . Ouch ... what the . " She left Jake
and Sara scratching her arm .
" Sara " , says Jake .
"I'm sorry Master . " She grins .
They sat down . Jake and Sara looked at the menu .
" I know what I want . Do you ? "
" Yes sir Jake . "
" Waiter" , shouts Jake waving his hand in the air .
Another waiter came to wait on them .
" Good evening . I'm Rachel and I'll be your waiter this evening .
How may I help you ? "
" Rachel " , says Jake excited .
" Yes . "
" You don't remember me ? "
" No . I don't have a clue to whom you could possibly be" . Grins the
waiter nervously .
" I'ts me - Jake ... from the donut shop . " He smiles .
The waiter got happy . " Hey , long time no see . " She hugs him and
gives him a kiss on the cheek . " You look great . I didn't think you could
look so good . " She laughs .
Jake blushes while Sara is staring down the waiter .
" We are ready to order " , says Sara .
The waiter ignored her . " So how have you been ? "
" I've been good . Working hard . " Smiles Jake . " You look great
yourself . " And winks at her .
The waiter giggles . " Thanx . " She rubs his head . " So how may
I help you " , she says as she continues rubbing Jake's head .
" I would like the usual " , says Jake .
The waiter doesn't bother writting it down . She begins to walk away
to order Jake's food .
" Hey , how about me " , asked Sara .
"What about you " ,replied the waiter mimicking Sara .
Sara looked at the waiter with an evil look . Jake noticed that the
waiter was being rude to Sara .
" Well - I am going to eat too you know " , yelled Sara . Sara
was now aggravated by the whole situation .
" Yes . So what would you like " , asked the waiter rolling her eyes .
" I would like a steak - well done and hold the onions . "
" Would that be all ? "
" Yes , that would be all " , said Sara in a deep voice .
The waiter took the order and left .
" The nerves of that woman " , whispered Sara to Jake . " She's lucky
I have not ate yet . " Smiles Sara .
" Sara please don't . "
" Didn't you see how she was treating me Master Jake ? "
" I'm sorry let's just forget about it . I want this experience to be a
good one with you . " Jake blew Sara a kiss .
" Sure Master . " Sara blushed .
There was a table of four eating behind them .
" Shh ... don't say that too loud " , whispered Jake .
" Oops - I forget . " Giggled Sara . " So your mom is coming
tomorow morning - aren't you happy ? "
"Does this face look like A face that's thrilled" , said Jake with disgust .
" Master would you like to dance ? "
" No . I don't know how to dance . "
" I'll show you . " Winked Sara . She grabbed Jake by the hand and
walked with him to the dance floor .
Sara began to dance while Jake just looks at her .
" Come on master Jake , move them hips " , she shouted .
" I can't " , screamed Jake .
" Oh yes you can . " Sara blinked her eyes and all of a sudden Jake
began moving every part of his body .
" What the ? Sara " , yelled Jake .
" Just go with it Master - you are doing great . " She laughs .
Everyone that sat eating stopped eating to see Jake dance . People
began whistleling and applauding .
"See Master , they love you . " She smiles .
Jake began smiling away when one of the waiters goes up to him .
" Can I dance with you ? "
" I am dancing with her " , he says .
" I am sure she will not mind " , replied the waiter .
Sara's eyes were about to pop out of the socket .
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by lammy » Mon May 26, 2008 8:07 pm
The waiter shoved Sara to the side when Sara got close to Jake .
Sara really upset went back to the table . " Can you believe the nerves
of some people . " She blew the hair off her face . " Does she really
think she is going to get away with it ? " Laughs Sara . She blinked and
the waiter did a split on the dance floor.
" Ouch " , screamed the waiter .
Jake tried to help her up but he couldn't . Jake looked over at Sara and
saw her laughing .
Now the whole restaurant was focused on what was happening on the
dance floor . It took ten people to lift her off the floor . Sara had made
her feel like she weight about four hundred pounds . Finally they lifted
her up but her legs wouldn't close so they carried her like that to the
kitchen .
Jake could not stop dancing . He danced his way towards Sara . " Sara
could you please stop me . "
" I'm sorry Master but I do not like rude people " , she said as she
blinked her Master to normal . " It just urks me ... it bothers me " , she
says and placed her hand on her cheek .
Jake sat down . " It's okay . Don't worry . Boy - I am hungry now . "
Laughs Jake nervously .
Everything at the restaurant went back to how it was before the incident
with the waiter happened .
Sara points . " There's our dinner ... yippee ! "
" Hello again . Wow - I didn't know how much of a great dancer you
were " , she laughs . " Well to tell you the truth I didn't know you
danced . " She smiled .
Jake blushed .
Sara still had her hand on her cheek mimicking all that the waiter said
to Jake .
" Here's your chicken salad and here is my number . " She winks at
Jake .
Sara opened her mouth out of disbelieve from what she heard and saw .
" Oh and here's your steak " , said the waiter then drops Sara's plate
on the floor . " Oops ... I guess you will have to wait for another plate . "
Laughs the waiter .
Jake almost choked on the salad .
" The hell I am " , screams Sara standing up from the chair .
Jake stood up also and grabbed Sara by the hand .
" Sara please don't . " Begged Jake .
" Don't what ? What is she going to do , hit me ? " Laughed the waiter .
All eyes were on Sara and Jake .
" No I will not hit you but ... " Winked Sara. " You will be sorry for
how you treated me . "
The waiter bends down to pick up the plate . Sara and Jake walked
away . As soon as they left the building ten lobsters that are kept in a fish
tank jumped up and made their way towards the waiter . Everyone at the
restaurant freaked out, they got up from their tables and left screaming
out the building .
" What is that noise ? " The waiter heard screaming and a loud clapping
noise getting closer to her as she stayed bending down picking up the
plate . She turned around and saw the lobsters staring at her . She
dropt what she was doing and began running in circles as the lobsters
jumped up snapping at her butt .
Jake and Sara saw this from outside the window and laughed all the
way home .
" Oh Master Jake - she deserved it . I hate rude people . " Sighs Sara .
They stopped at Jake's door .
" Sara can I ask you something ? "
" Anything Master . "
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by lammy » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:33 pm
" Are you hungry ? "
Sara laughs and so does Jake .
" Sure am . Would you like me to blink something up for us ? "
" Yes , but wait until we are inside . " Smiles Jake .
They entered Jake's apartment and dinner was ready on the table with
candles and all . Both sat down and ate and ate .
" Excuse me . " Giggles Sara after burbping .
" So tell me Sara - do you think I can find someone that will like me ? "
With her mouth full of food Sara says , " Yeah . I mean didn't you see
all the ladies flocking to you as if you had some kind of magnet " . She
laughs .
" What was that I couldn't hear a word you said with your mouth full of
turkey legs . " He laughs .
Jake stretches and stands up from his chair . " Well - it's been fun but
I have to get some rest ,.. you know my moms is coming in the morning
and that sucks . " He laughs. " Goodnight . " Jake walks to Sara and
gives her a kiss on the forhead .
" Goodnight and thank you for everything . "
" No problem " , says Sara with her mouth stuffed . She smiles and
stuffs another piece of turkey into her mouth . After a while of her
stuffing food in her mouth she blinked and the table was clean . She
stood up , crossed her arms blinked and into her bottle she went .
" Bling ... bling ... time to make the donuts " , sounded Jake's alarm
clock .
Jake opened his eyes , he went to shut off his alarm clock but couldn't
find it . " Where did she put that thing now ? "
Belly came crawling out of the closet carrying in his mouth Jake's
alarm clock .
" Oh there it is and there you are- come here" , says Jake as he taps
on his bed for Belly .
Belly jumps up on the bed still holding the alarm clock with his teeth .
Jake grabbed the alarm clock and turned it off . He pets Belly .
" Hello Belly . How are you ? "
Belly looked at Jake with a sad look in his eyes .
" What's the matter ? I know you've been through a lot . Just
give it time . I am not even used to her . I know you guys will get along
just great " . Smiles Jake .
The phone rings . Jake answers it .
" Hi hon , it's me your mom . Come pick me up - I just got on the
plane and should be there in one hour . "
" Okay mom be right there . " Jake hangs up . " Darn . Well what
must be done - shall be done " , Jake said looking at his Belly . " Now
you stay here and be a nice kitty . " Jake dressed and rushed out his
apartment . " Taxi " , yelled Jake waving his hands around standing
outside waiting for a taxi to come his way .
A taxi pulled up and Jake got in . " To the airport please . "
Jake resided what he would say to his mother about his life .
Belly sat on the couch staring out the window waiting for Jake to
leave . Belly quickly turns his head and he raised his eyebrows. He
closed the window curtains with his paws . He jumped down and slowly
crawled passed the livingroom and he went outside through his
personalized exit/entrance on the door . Belly looks around searching for
something in particular and spots a small rock laying near the garbage
can . He runs as fast as he could and grabs it with his teeth . Belly ran in
the house really quick and he knocked over Sara's bottle as he hit his
head on the television stand .
Sara woke up on the floor from the bottle falling to the ground .
With rock in mouth Belly shook it's head then looked inside the bottle at
Sara .
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by lammy » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:06 pm
Sara saw Belly's eye staring at her . " Don't you dare do anything to me
again " , shouts Sara .
Belly made a mean face at her placing the rock on the bottle's opening .
" No ! Please don't - I'll be a good friend to you from now on ! "
Belly took the bottle by his mouth and ran outside with it where he
climbed into the garbage can and dropped the bottle in . Belly grins
closing the lid to the garbage can .
" Help me ... help me please " , shouts Sara .
Belly sat down on the garbage can . Sara didn't stop screaming for
help .
" That will be twenty dollars please " , says the taxi driver to Jake .
Jake payed the man .
" Thanx . Have a great day " , replied the taxi driver .
Jake stepped out of the vehicle and headed towards the monitors to
see if his mother had arrived yet . " Yes ! It's been delayed ." Cheered
Jake jumping up and down . " Well , I think I will go have a few
drinks . " Jake slicked his hair back and fixed his glasses while walking
into a bar at the airport . He sat down at the bar and next to him sat a
woman staring at him but he did not recognize her .
" Bartender " , yelled Jake .
The bar was full of people and loud music played .
" Do I know you " , asked the woman after she heard Jake speak .
Jake took a double take at the lady . Jake opened his mouth wanting
to speak but wasn't sure if he should tell her who he was after the cruel
joke they played on him . " Yes , you do know me . " Grins Jake .
The bartender came over to him . " What would you like sir ?
" I would like rum with coke and I would also like to pay the miss here
a drink . "
" Oh - thank you . " Smiles Susan . " So , where do I know you
from ? "
Jake coughed . " Believe it or not it's me Jake . "
Susan looked up at the ceiling . "Jake - hmm... sounds familiar . "
" You know - the boat ride ... the one that was left behind the other
day " , said Jake and rolled his eyes .
Susan laughed . " Holy cow - you look nothing like him . You look
good . " She laughed again .
" Yes - compared to the fact that I was left behind to die ! I look
good . " Jake sighs .
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by lammy » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:00 pm
" Your drinks " , said the bartender placing the drinks on the bar .
" Thanx . " Jake took a sip of his rum with coke .
" I had nothing to do with that . I passed out and when I woke up I
was at my front steps laying there . "
Jake rolled his eyes . " Uh huh . Sure ! But all is forgotten . "
Susan grins . " So why are you here ? "
" I am here to pick up my mother . She's coming to visit . "
Susan reached over to Jake and tapt him on the back . " Don't get
sad , mother's are great . "
" Maybe your mother is great but mine has imagination issues . "
Susan laughed .
Jake took another sip of his drink .
" So how or when did you arrive ? "
" I arrived yesterday morning by way of luck " , says Jake with no
expression on his face .
" And did you win the lottery ? " Giggles Susan .
" Huh? And why do you ask ? "
" Oh, just because you look different . " Smiled Susan .
" You can say that . " Smiled Jake . " Bartender - another drink . "
" Make that two " , yelled Susan .
" Thanx . "
" No problem " , relpied the bartender .
" Flight 3206 ... from Conneticut is about to arrive at gate 2A ... flight
3206 from Virginia is about to arrive at gate 2A ..." , announced a man
over the intercom .
" Oh shoot - she is almost here . Bummer ... "
" Can I meet your mother ? "
Jake looks at Susan for more than two minutes thinking about wether it
would be a good idea . " Well my mother will think she is my girlfriend
and will not bother me about the whole subject . But Sara will get upset
and I am hoping if I explain she will understand " , said Jake to himself .
Jake smiled at Susan . " Sure you can . "
" Can I go home with you guys ? You see - I was waiting for a friend
but he never showed up . " Susan made a sad face .
Jake drank his drink in less than a second .
" You go boy . " Laughed Susan .
Jake exhailed after downing his drink fast . " If you would like to
come , feel welcome to company us for the ride . To see my home ? I
am not sure cause ..."
" Oh come on - just for a few more drinks ? " Winked Susan .
" Well ... " said Jake slowly .
" Flight 3206 has landed and will be deboarding through gate 2A ..."
Jake went to take another sip of his drink . " Crap - it's all gone . "
He laughed . He slammed the cup down then grabbed Susan's hand .
" Let's go get my mother . "
" Wait ... I haven't finished my drink . "
" Okay - I'll get my mother then I'll come back for you . " Smiled Jake .
" That's fine " , said Susan and gave Jake a kiss on the cheek .
Jake left to get his mother .
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by lammy » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:56 pm
" Someone help me " , screamed Sara .
"Hello ? "
" Hey Steffanie do I have news for you . You will never believe me if I
told you " , said Susan overly excited .
" Let me guess , you have a boyfriend " , asked Steffanie .
Susan laughed histerically . " Now I do . His name is Jake . "
Steffanie laughed . " If he looks like my boss ... what a waste of brain
and body . "
" It is him . It's Jake " , exclaimed Susan .
" What ? " Where are you ? "
"Don't worry . I'll have all the details for you later" , says Susan .
"Okay. I am going to call Roland . Talk to you later ."
Jake stood at the gate with a buzz waiting for his mother to come
walking out .
People started exiting through the gate .
Jake saw his mother walking towards him . "Mother! Mom... Marie
Joe" , shouted Jake waiving his hands .
Marie stopped walking . She took of her glasses, cleaned them and
placed them back on her face and began walking towards Jake .
" Mom? Do I know you" , asked Marie .
Jake laughed . "Yes mother- it's me, Jake ."
"Jake . Why, how... oh my dear" , she said as she hugged Jake and
squeezed him really hard . "Oh son I didn't recognize you . "
"Aggh- put me down . Mother please" , yelled Jake .
"Okay- okay... it's just been so long since you look so good" , said
Marie putting Jake down . She laughed . "Infact- you never looked so
good ever . "
She straightened Jakes wrinkled clothes . She felt Jake's face, hair, and
ears . "You really look amazing" , she said and they began walking .
"Mom, so how have you been ? "
While walking Jake's mom held him by the waist . "I've been okay .
Your dad is still a pain in the ass. So where is your girlfriend- the one I
spoke to the other day ? " Grined Marie .
"That is not my girlfriend that was one of my employees . "
"Wow Jake... so your donut shop is booming . " Smiled Marie .
"You can say that mother . " Jake rolled his eyes .
Jake and his mother were about to pass by the bar when Susan spotted
them .
"Jake- over here", shouted Susan .
Marie looked up at Jake . "Who is that hon?"
Jake smiled . "Just a friend- just a friend mother."
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by lammy » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:44 pm
Susan ran towards Jake . "Hi- I am Susan... Jake's girlfriend." Susan
held her hand out .
Jake coughed and looked at Susan . "Girlfriend?"
Marie instead of shaking Susan's hand she hugged her . "Hi Susan,
I'm Jake's..." .
"Yes- Jake's mom . I know all about you . " Grined Susan .
"All about me" , asked Marie while looking at Jake .
"Oh mother don't worry- I spoke highly about you . " Grined Jake .
They began walking to the bag claim as Susan and Marie held on to
Jake's waist .
"Can we please go pick up your bags" , said Jake with an aggravated
tone . "I wonder how Sara is doing" , he said to himself .
"Kitty cat let me out please . I'll me nice to you" , screamed Sara .
Belly didn't budge as he sat ontop of the garbage can .
"I give up" , cried Sara . She threw herself on her couch . "Master
please come and help me" . Sara began crying uncontrollably .
"Hello" .
"Hey babe . "
"What's up sweety" , asked Roland .
"Babe I have some news for you" , said Steffanie over the phone .
"What" , asked Roland .
"It seems as our darling boss is back from his lovely trip with us ."
Laughs Steffanie .
"How do you know ?"
"Well Susan is with him right now and she said she would call me back
with more details" , aswered Steffanie .
"Interesting . I'm coming over ."
"Okay! See you then . Love you Babe ."
"Love you too hon. Mua" , said Roland then hung up the phone .
"Are you sure this is all you brought mother" , asked Jake carrying five
luggages outside the airport while Susan and his mother got accuanted .
Marie was not paying attention to Jake . Marie and Susan laughed all
the way out the airport .
Jake dropped the bags . "Taxi... t... axi" , shouted Jake then whistled .
"Jake are you okay" , asked Susan after she touched the left side of his
face .
He took her hand and removed it from his face .
Marie saw this and asked, "Oh no- what is this your first argument" .
She then laughed .
"He'll be fine... he is just stressing" , answered Susan .
"You don't know what you are talking about" , told Jake to Susan .
Marie got in the middle of Jake and Susan . "Okay guys lets behave ."
She laughed .
"Finally a taxi" , said Jake and sighed .
They all got in the taxi . Jake sat in the middle of his mother and
Susan .
"Where to" , asked the taxi driver .
"To my house" , answered Jake in a bad tone .
The taxi driver looked at Jake . "Are you kidding me ?"
"Come on Jake- hon, don't ruin this trip for me" , said Marie and
smacked him lightly on his thigh .
Jake then told the taxi driver where they wanted to go . Jake's buzz
had gone away the minute he saw his mother .
Marie leaned towards Jake . "So do you live with Jake" , she asked
Susan .
"You're not the one I spoke to the other day- are you? " She grined .
Susan thought for a moment and elbowed Jake . "You didn't tell me
you were with someone else" ."
"Oops" . Laughed Marie .
"Mother could you please be quiet" , shouts Jake
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Marie sat back in her seat . She stared at Jake and through the whole
ride she didn't say a word .
"So who is this woman you are hidding from me" asked Susan angrily .
Jake turned to Susan . "Look- I do not owe you any explanations about
anything I do . So why don't you just cut the crap" , replied Jake.
"Well excuse me . "
During the trip Susan did not speak to Jake and vice versa .
Belly saw a car pulling up to the apartment so he decided to get off the
garbage can . "Meaow- meaow" , says Belly as he jumped down .
Sara heard a noise and began banging on the inside of her
bottle . "Someone please get me out of here." No one could hear her
from inside the bottle .
"Thank you" , said Jake to the taxi driver .
"Master, is that you" , screamed Sara . "I'm in here!Come help me" ,
she shouts .
Jake dropped his mother's luggage on the front steps . Susan and
Marie where behind him blabing away .
"Has he always been this way with such bad temper?"
"Unfortunately yes . And you know I have no idea why- I mean his
father and I have always paid close attention to him." Wonders Marie .
"Hmmm" , says Susan .
They arrived at Jake's front door . Jake looks down at his feet then
looks up at the sky and to himself he says, "I hope Sara is wearing
normal clothes. I hope she is not doing any magic" . He turns the knob
to his apartment and Belly comes runing towards Jake with his tail raised .
"Meaow... meaow" .
Jake picks up Belly . "Hey you- what are you doing outside" , asks
Jake .
"Aww, you have a cat" , says Susan .
Marie looks at Susan . "Huh ? You didn't know he had a cat ?"
Susan begins to laugh . "The times that I came over I never saw a
cat ." She grines.
Jake rolled his eyes .
"Today sweety- I am starving" , yelled Marie .
He slowly opened the the door while petting and holding Belly . He
closed his eyes as the door swong open . He opened one eye first and he
heard no movement in the house. He then opened the other one and
began walking in .
Susan pushed Jake out the way as she rushed in the house . "Wow
Jake you remodeled and didn't tell me anything" . Laughed Susan .
"Oh boy" , said his mother . Marie also pushed Jake to the side .
Jake froze after not seeing Sara around in the house . "So did you
behave today" , asked Jake to Belly .
"Meaow... meaow" , responded the cat .
Jake put Belly down and he ran away .
"Are you just going to stand there all day ? Get me my luggage" ,
demanded Marie .
Jake went back to the steps and grabbed his mother's luggage and
brought them inside . "So where do you want these?"
"Anywhere hon" , answered his mother .
Jake dropped them on the floor . He began staring at his television
stand and saw that Sara's bottle was not there . "Did you guys touch
anything in here" , asked Jake walking closer to the television stand .
Susan laughs . "Silly, we just got here ." Susan sat on the couch .
"Wait, let me check under there" , said Jake .
Susan got off the couch for Jake . Susan laughed . "Are you okay
there ? You are acting weird ."
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"You wouldn't know weird if it scratched your ass" , replied Jake in an
aggravated tone .
"Could you guys just cut it out . I mean, how do you two get along" ,
says Marie .
"Sorry mom . I think it's time Susan went home" , said Jake .
Susan crossed her arms and tapped her foot . "What do you mean go
home ?" Didn't you say I could stick around for a while" , she shouts.
Jake laughs . "I never said that- you did . "
Susan rolled her eyes . "Why the nerves . Goodbye Marie- Jake's
mom... nice seeing you . Take care . " She gave Jake the evil
look . "Loser ! " Susan left Jakes apartment .
"Where the heck did you find that thing? " Laughs Marie . "So where is
your other employee ? "
"Other employee" , asked Jake bitting his fingernails .
Jake's mother got close to him . "So where is the other employee that I
spoke with the other day . She sounded sweet on the phone ." She
smiled then sat on the couch . "Hello son I am talking with you" , shouted
Marie .
Jake still stared at the television stand with is back turned to his
mother . He turns around and yells , "wait- don't sit there... get up" .
Jake stands his mother up . "The cat peed there ." He grins nervously .
"Okay . I'll sit over here ."
"No- not over there either . I lost a needle there" ,yells Jake .
"You know what Jake- you have a serious problem" , shouts Marie .
Jake still kept bitting at his fingernails .
"Can you please tell me then where I can sit... gosh" , says Marie
upset .
Jake points to Belly's couch ( the only couch in the house where the cat
sat ) . "Over there . " Grins Jake .
Marie laughed . "Now you know I am alergic to fur . I think I will go
cook ."
"Yeah mom that would be excellent" , replied Jake still bitting at his
fingernails and looking around in the livingroom for Sara's bottle .
Marie walks into the kitchen . "Wow my son has moved up in the
world" , she says to herself then laughs .
"Sara... Sara- Sara" , whispered Jake looking under the couches; inside
the couches; behind the couches; behind the television stand; under the
television and inside the television stand .
Marie opened Jake's refrigerator . "Wine... yummy" , she says
grabbing the bottle. She opens it then takes a gulp .
"Sara...Sara... darn it! "
Marie stuck her head out of the kitchen and looked towards the
livingroom . "Did you call me dear" , she shouts .
Jake yells , "NO" .
Waiting for dinner to be ready Jake walked around inside the house
searching for Sara or her bottle . "Where the heck could she have
dissapeared to... crap" , he whispered . Jake passed by his mom in the
kitchen mumbleling stuff .
"What's that hon" , she asked him .
"Nothing mother ." Jake continued walking around in the house until he
stopped in the livingroom and took a peek outside from the window where
he saw Susan on the phone and his cat ontop of the garbage
can . "That's weird ... since when does Belly sit outside ? "
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"So yeah, like I was telling you Steffanie- I saw Jake at the airport all
looking H... O... T- hot . " Steffanie laughed .
"Yeah okay there Susan- are you high ? " She laughed again .
"Don't be an idiot and listen to me. He has blonde streaks in his hair;
his hair is all spiked up about an inch high; he has nice looking glasses;
his smile is so captivating now . " Susan laughs . "And to tell you the
truth I didn't even know he had green eyes . But listen to this ... "
"Yeah- I am listening" , said Steffanie .
"He was wearing nice clothing . " Susan laughs .
"Damn it Sue- all I want to know is if he is upset about what we did and
how he came home . The fashion stuff I don't care about-k . "
"Sheesh... bite me . Why don't you like what I was saying . I met his
mom ,she said that he has someone who helps him out around the
house . His house is dope" , she exclaimed .
"Susan- is he upset " , yelled Stefffanie .
"No ! He is not upset . "
"Cool . So tell me more about the hired help" , said Steffanie as the
curiosity was killing her .
"So Steff- do you think he found gold on that island ? "
Steffanie laughs . "You know you might have a point there . " Steffanie
gets serious all of a sudden .
"But that whole story was made up... wasn't it" , asked Susan
confussed .
"Roland said he was going to be here soon . I'll ask him when he gets
here . Go home . I'll call you later . " Steffanie hangs up the phone .
When Susan got off the phone she turned around only to see that Jake
was looking out the window . "He really is into me . " She smiles .
Susan then turns to Belly, who sat on the garbage can and says, "he likes
me right ? " And grins .
Belly looked to the window and Jake was gone so he jumped down from
the garbage can to rub on Susan .
Susan kicks the cat .
"Meaow" , screamed the cat .
"Get away from me you . I've always hated cat" , she yelled .
Belly ran away meaowing inside the apartment where he hopt on his
favorite couch and layed down with one eye open .
Sara had now passed out in her bottle from the stress .
"Jake- dinner is ready" , shouted Marie .
"Yeah . I'm coming" , said Jake thinking about where Sara could be
and wondering if she was alright . Before he went to the Kitchen he
passed by the cat and stood there staring at him .
Belly opened his other eye .
"I hope you have nothing to do with Sara not being here" , asked Jake
pointing at Belly .
"Meaow" , said the cat .
"Hmmm..." , said Jake as he walked into the kitchen .
Belly rolled his eyes at Jake then closed one eye and left the other one
opened .
"Dear are you okay ? I noticed you are a bit nervous . Are things
okay with that girl" , asked Jake's mom serving dinner on the table .
Jake said nothing for a moment as he sat down to eat . "No . I'm sad
but it's about another girl" , Jake said sadly .
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Marie laughs . "What do you mean another girl ? " Marie wiped the
smiles of her face .
Jake looked at his plate . "Mom , what is this I am about to eat ? "
"Oh... that's spinach . " Smiles his mother .
Jake pushed the plate to the side . "Mom you know I hate spinach . "
Marie picks up her fork to beging eating . "Well dear it was in your
refrigerator" , she says then rolls her eyes .
"Sara" , said Jake and got up from his chair .
"Where are you going sweety ? "
"I have to search for Sara . " Jake left the kitchen .
Marie kept eating and drinking wine . "That boy has serious problems" ,
she said to herself .
"Sara where are you" , screamed Jake .
The cat jumped out of his couch and left the livingroom .
Sara woke up from being passed out . She banged on the inside of her
bottle screaming, "I'm here Master . I can hear you! " She leaned up
against the inside of her bottle and began crying .
Jake's mom got up from her chair and walked to the livingroom with
wine bottle in hand . Marie stood behind Jake after Jake had finished
looking behind the television stand . "Son, is Sara really that small ? "
She laughed .
Jake was teary eyed . "Mom you have no idea how precious Sara is to
me . "
Tears came out of Jake's eyes . "I'm going to lay down for a while or
maybe until morning . " He walked away into his room, threw himself on
the bed . "Sara please come back . " He cried .
Marie passed out on the couch from too much wine .
"Hello . "
"Hi babe . I know I said I'd be there but I got stuck watching my baby
brother . So have you heard from Susan" , asked Roland .
"Yes Roland and check this out- he had a complete makeover done on
him . I think he found gold on that island" , said Steffanie .
Roland laughs . "That's impossible . That whole island story was made
up" , Roland said confussed .
"Somehow he made it and is a complete different person so Susan
says" , replied Steffanie .
"Where is she now ? "
"She's was on her way home after being in Jake's apartment and
meeting his mom" , answered Steffanie .
"Great! Go to her house . I'll be right there . Love you" , says Roland
and hangs up the phone .
Four hours later Jake wakes up sweating . He gets out of bed and
wipes his forhead . "What a dream that was . " He bends down to look
under his bed for Sara . He opens his closet and does not find her in
there so he looks in the bathroom behind the toilet; in the sink's drain but
she is not there either . He walks out of the bathroom to see that Belly is
laying down in his mouse bed . He stands next to Belly and says, "hmmm-
where could she be ? I know she wouldn't play such a cruel joke on me
like this" . He frowns .
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Belly pretends he is sleeping while his ears are pointing sky high .
"That's odd... since when does Belly sleep with his ears up like that" ,
says Jake then walks out of his bedroom and goes to the livingroom . He
sees his mother passed out on the couch with a wine bottle in her hand,
he takes it and tries to drink some but there was not a drop in the
bottle . "Great . What an alcoholic" , he says . Jake goes to the kitchen
opens the cabinet and finds a wine bottle . "Yum... I got you . " Jake
looks side to side making sure that his mother was not coming for him to
enjoy the wine . Jake opens the bottle and walks
with it outside his apartment . Jake sat on his front steps staring up at the
stars in the sky . In just a few minutes Jake had drank the
wine . "Crap" , he says looking inside the wine bottle . "All gone . " He
laughs . Jake had a good buzz going on . He threw the bottle at his
garbage can . "Two points ... " He laughs after hitting the trash can .
Sara jumped up . "Master Jake... help me- get me out of here" , she
screamed .
"Ha . I can't even get a darn bottle in the trash" , he laughs . Jake got
up and walked towards the trash can . He picks up the bottle and opens
up the garbage can . He goes to drop the wine bottle into the trashcan
and a car passes by honking the horn .
"Hey neighbor" , screamed a guy who lives two houses away .
Jake drops the bottle into the trashcan as he waives to the guy
screaming, "Hey there" . He places the lid back on the trashcan . "Who
the heck was he ? "
"Master Jake can you hear me... hello" , shouted Sara . Sara gets
saddened . "Master Jake doesn't know I am here . This sucks" , she said .
Jake leaned on the trash can staring up at the stars in the clear sky
again . "Oh Sara where are you... if I only knew where you where" , said
Jake then walks away with tears in his eyes .
"Ding dong... ding dong . "
"Who is it" , yelled Susan .
"Me- Steff . "
Susan quickly ran down her mom's house stairs and opened the door
for Steffanie .
Susan hugs Steffanie . "Hi Steff . "
"Hey Susan . "
"Come in Steff . "
They both walked upstairs to Susan's bedroom . They sat on the bed .
"So Susan, tell me more about Jake and how he got back home. "
Smiled Steffanie .
"Well Steff, he really didn't go into details . All I know is that I didn't
recognize him when I saw him at the airport . He looks so good . "
Grined Susan .
"Ahh... I see- well we have to find out what exactly happened, don't
we ? " Grined Steffanie .
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