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Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:53 pm

:wink: ........lol..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby lammy » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:48 am

Hmmm ... that's not funny . I've heard of the letters but what does it stand for ? :?
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Postby fluffy » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:12 pm

lol........ok....the real name is Sadomasochism.......lol........but servant and MASTER is another name for it......lol.....you get the drift :wink:

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Postby lammy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:17 am

whoever invented that word has issues ... lol
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Postby fluffy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:35 am

lol........we have the Marquis de Sade to thank for it......lol...... :wink:

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Postby lammy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:47 am

LOL - what the heck are they ? lol

Sorry am kind of not familiar with them - :shock: :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:49 am

He's the bloke who invented the Epilator........lol......that instrument of torture we use to yank the hair out of our legs.......lol.......

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Postby lammy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:53 am

What ? Then who invented the razors? They work just the same -lol .
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Postby fluffy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:55 am

ahhh.......but there wouldn't be so much pain involved...... :wink: ........
lol........it yanks the hair out so you're smooth for 4 weeks.....less messy than wax......

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Postby lammy » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:41 am

:lol: No thanx ! :lol:
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Postby lammy » Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:21 pm

" Hello boss ! Boss are you in there ? " Steffanie bangs on the

shop's window .

" Shh - don't say anything . " Jake says to Sara .

Sara knodded her head up and down .

Roland started banging on the windows as hard as he could .

" Jake come out where ever you are " , yelled Roland laughing . " Come

on man , it was just a joke - we were going to come back for you . We

love you boss " , shouts Roland .

Steffanie grins . " Are you sure about the whole love thing " , she

asked Roland .

" Ofcourse I am " , answered Roland with a joker grin on his face .

" Listen Sara , I need to think about how I will get back at them " ,

says Jake standing infront of the office door staring at his mothers picture

he has hanging up on his wall .

" Don't worry Master Jake I will help you . " Grins Sara .


Thirty minutes had passed by , yet Roland and Steffanie still banged on

the windows screaming for Jake . Jake was stressed out so was Sara .

Sara starts looking side to side in the office and her feett shook non

stop .

Jake laid on the floor glazzing up at his office ceiling .

" I have to do something about this situation . This no good darn

children are really bad . Hmm ... " , says Jake to Sara and plays with his

fingers .

Steffanie stops banging on the windows and turns to Roland . " How

long are we going to keep doing this ? There is no one here . "

" I know there is someone here " , Roland says upset slamming his

fist into the window .

" Can we please go home now ? "

" No ! I am going to sit here and wait until someone comes out " .

Roland sat down and kept yelling for Jake but stopped banging on the

windows .

" Fine . I am going to sit in the car " , says Steffanie .

" Ugh - I can't take this any more " , shouts Sara in her mind . Sara

looked over at Jake and he was still laying down with his eyes closed .

" Master are you awake ? " whispered Sara . She got up from the chair

and softly shook Jake . " Master " , she whispers again . " Great . He is

sleeping . "Smiles Sara . She closed her eyes , one second later she was

on the roof as tiny as a mice sitting down staring at Roland and

Steffanie . " So these are the pecker heads . I'll show them a little

respect . " Sara crossed her arms and closed her eyes . " Ha ... see

what you think about this . " Laughed Sara .

Roland seen birds fly by . There were atleast fifty pigeons flying in

a circle about fifteen feet from where Roland sat down . Roland looks up

at the pigeons . " What the ? Oh gosh I hope they don't think I am diner

or something " , said Roland scared . He quickly stands and tried to make

his way to the car but as soon as he did that the pigeons launged straight

for him . " Oh mother ! " Roland shouts falling to the ground . All fifty

pigeons flew ontop of him pecking at him and pooping all over

him . "Ouch , ouch - that shit hurts ! " Roland screams trying to get rid of

the pigeons .

Sara laughed .

" I'm a winner , am not a loser - so you don't have to tell me boy " ,

sang Steffanie leaned back in the car seat with the radio blasting .

" Look at that other one over there no respect at all " , says Sara

watching Steffanie wake up the neighborhood with her music blasting .

" I'll show her . " Grins Sara .
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Postby lammy » Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:29 pm

One second later Sara appears in the back seat of the car as little

as an eye lash . Sara locks the car door without Steffanie realizing .

Sara made the radio get louder and louder and Steffanie noticed

something weird about the radio .

Steffanie sat up . She banged on the radio . " This thing is a good

paid radio ... don't break on me . " Steffanie turns the knob but it fell off .

" No way " , screams Steffanie .

The radio gets louder .

Steffanie tries all buttons to shut down the radio . The windows roll up .

Steffanie tried stopping them from rolling up . " What the fuck ! " She

looks out the window and sees Roland laying on the floor with a lot of

pigeons on himwaving his hands around .

" Ahh " , screams Steffanie trying to open the car door . Steffanie

faints .

Sara stood on the back seat of the car laughing away at both of the

naughty kids .

Roland comes running towards the car screaming all sorts of stuff .

Sara unlocks the car door and goes back to Jake's office .

Roland enters the car . He is panicked . " Thanx for the help " ,

says Roland to steffanie . " Are those pigeons high ? How they gonna

attack someone . What the fuck is wrong with this radio ? " Roland

screams trembling and punches the radio off . Roland turns on the car

and they took off .

" Did you hear that Master Jake " , whispers Sara into Jake's ear . "

They left . Woo hoo ! " Sara smiles .

" Huh ? What ? Jake jumps up from the floor . He hugs Sara

really hard . " They left ? " He lifts Sara and dances with her while

kissing her on the cheek .

" Master ? "

Jake stopped dancing with her and puts her down . " What ? What ? "

" What do we do now ? "

" I don't know but I can't keep my business closed forever . Isn't there

anything you could think of Sara ? "

Sara sat on Jake's chair . " Master , them kids will not bother you

with me around . I'll teach them a thing or two . " Smiles Sara .

" Okay . Right now I need you to go and clean up the kitchen , the

diningroom and the bathroom " , says Jake opening the office door .

She stopped Jake by grabbing his hand . " But Master , I already did . "

Grins Sara .

" You what ? " Jake runs out the office .

Sara followed Jake out the door .

Jake froze for a few seconds . He stares around at the diningroom .

" Wow Sara this is nice . I love it ! "

Sara hugged him from behind . " I knew you would like it " , she said

and held his hand while walking him to the kitchen . " Come on , let me

show you the kitchen . " Winks Sara .
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Postby fluffy » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:19 am

lol......are you sure it's Master Jake and not Master Bates....... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby lammy » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:26 pm

:P

They stood at the kitchen door and before entering Jake got sad .

" Why are you sad sir Jake ? " Sara rubs Jake's back .

" It's beautiful . My business looks ten times better than I ever

imagined it could look like " , says Jake with a tear in his eyes .

" Oh Master Jake - I did it all for you " , says sara sadly .

" Thanx . I really had no idea how much I needed someone to help me

out until you came along . " He squeezed her hand .

Sara blushed . " Oh Master Jake you are so sweet . "

Jake opened the kitchen door and couldn't believe what he had

seen. He still was teary eyed and speechless . " I thank you so much

and you will never regret helping me out Sara . " He still held her hand .

" Sara ? "

" Yes ? "

With puppy eyes he asked her , " do you wish to work with me

for a while ? "

Sara became happy . " I do . But how come only for a while ? "

Jake smiled at her . " I only said for a while because you never know

what tomorrow will bring . "

She smiles . " I knew that Master . I'll take the job . " Sara jumps for

joy and punched Jake on the shoulder .

" Ouch ! "

Sara giggles . " Sorry Master . "

Jake rolled his eyes . " It's not Master . How many times do I have to

tell you to call me Jake . Let's go home . "

" Through the front door ? " Grins Sara .

" No . Beam us out of here will you . " Jake winks at her

Two seconds later they were home .

Belly layed on the sofa only to be woken by Jake and Sara's entrance

to his apartment and he ran as fast as he could to the bedroom .

Jake yawned and strecthed his arms . " I think I will go lay down for

a bit . "

" Okay Master Jake . I think I will go fix things up around here . "

Smiled Sara . " I will not break anything - I promise . "

Jake pads her on the back . " Sure , sure . " Jake goes into his

bedroom , where he rubbed Belly's stomach before they both fell asleep .

" Let's see - a new couch . Ah huh , a new television , along with a new

stand . New table with new chairs . " She giggles . " A new paint job , a

new carpet . Wow that is lovely . New bed , lovelier dressers . " She

giggled some more .

Jake felt movement as he slept . " What the heck " , he says when he

opened his eyes and saw Belly and himself floating in the air . Belly

hizzed .

After a few seconds they both fell down into the new bed . Jake fell

back asleep while Belly ran into the closet after seeing everything that

changed in the apartment and covered his eyes with his paw .

Sara kept remodeling Jake's apartment . She clapped softly as she

said ,"I think that is it . My Master will be so thrilled " . She yawns . " I

think I will take a nap myself . " She was getting ready to go into her

bottle when the phone rang . " I can't answer that . No one must know

that I am here . Darn - what do I do ? " Sara played with her fingers .

The phone kept on ringing and ringing .

" My Master is not going to wake up but he will kill me if he finds out " ,

she says bitting her lips and playing with her fingers . Sara walked

towards the phone and squinted her eyes . She grabbed the phone and

answered it . " Hello ! Jake's residence ... "

" Oh hello . And who is this person speaking with me " ,

asked the woman on the other end of the line .

" This is Sara and Jake is my boss . " Smiles Sara . She orbed herself

into her bottle with the phone . She laid down on the couch .

" My son has a maid ? "

" Your son ? "
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Postby lammy » Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:20 pm

" Yes . That's my son . I have been telling him to hire someone to take

care of him . " Laughs Marie ( Jakes mother ) . " Can I speak with

him ? "

Sara's face wrinkled as she said , " well ... well " , and she studdered ,

" he's taking a nap but you can leave a message and I'll make sure he

gets it " .

" Can you tell him that his mother called and that I am still coming

but earlier than expected . "

" Yes . Absolutely ... no problem . " Nervously smiles Sara .

" Bye - bye now Sara ! " Marie hung up the phone . She was shocked

to hear a womans voice on the other end of her sons telephone line . "

Dan , ( Jake's father ) Jake has a girlfriend " , she shouts full of

excitement .

Dan sat in the livingroom watching television . " Well - it's about time ! "

He laughs and kept on watching television .

Marie got closer to her husband and kneeled down . " Will you come

with me to visit Jake ? " She frowns .

He shouts , " NO ! "

She stands up and screams , " you are terrible . I am going to pack .

I will be leaving tomorrow " . Martha dragged her feet to the bedroom .

" Have a safe flight . " Laughed Dan .


Sara orbitted herself into Jake's bedroom . She stood over him .

" How sweet and handsome you look laying there while you drool . "

She grins caressing his hair . She gave him a kiss on the cheek then

orbed into her bottle . She changed her clothes and fell asleep .

It was eight o'clock and Jake had gotten up . He saw that all was new

and things had changed .

Sara had just laid down when she heard her Master calling her .

" Sara ! Oh Sara ? "

" Ahh ! Don't do that , you scared me . "

Sara appeared infornt of Jake . " Sorry Master Jake . What is wrong ? "

Jake stood up from his bed . " Where are my big bird slippers ? "

Sara starts laughing . " I changed them into real slippers . "

" No - how could you ? Those where my lucky slippers " ,

says Jake sadly .

" Oh Master , they did not give you luck at all . " She giggles .

Jake looked at her funny . " How could you say that about my

slippers ? Besides , you are right- it was time for a change . " He smiled

at her . " So what else is new ? "
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