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by lammy » Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:32 pm
" If I may say also Master , whatever you do - please do not put the cap
on this bottle yourself - it will trap me and you will lose me . "
" Oh , okay . "
" Now think of home . " The genie places her and Jake's hands on the
shiny object .
Jake closed his eyes and began thinking of home . Two seconds later
they were outside his apartment .
Both of them looked at eachother . Jake stares at the genie . " Are you
going to open the door ? "
She laughs . " You wish to go inside Master ? "
" I think I do . " He grins at the genie .
The genie crossed her arms and closed her eyes . One milisecond
later the door opened .
" Thank you " , says Jake closing the door behind him .
" This is your home Master ? " The genie looks around at Jake's
apartment . " But it is so small . Do you wish I make it
bigger ? "
Jake walks to her . " What I need ... I mean ... call me Jake .
Don't call me Master . "
" Okay Master Jake ... I mean Jake" , said the genie and covered
her mouth while giggleling .
" What will you call me , Master ? "
" Hmm ... how about Sara ? "
The genie smiled and began jumping up and down excited .
" Master that is a beautiful name . I love it . " Blushed the genie . She
sat down on the couch .
" You love it ? I am glad . " Smiles Jake .
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by Happygal » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:45 pm
This is a very good story!
One person's craziness, is another person's reality. ~ Tim Burton
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by lammy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:27 pm
And am sorry I can't write it on here like I used to . I am sure that all would fall inlove with it .
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by fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:44 pm
lol.......i'm digging 'the master'....... .......
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by lammy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:46 pm
Started it all because of Jim .
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by fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:52 pm
lol.........yeah, he likes being the boss i reckon......lol.....
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by fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:57 pm
lol.......a bossy one who needs to know his place.......lol.....
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by lammy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:01 pm
Wait a minute - and he doesn't belong there ...
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by fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:03 pm
lol.............
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by lammy » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:01 pm
He placed his hands on her shoulder squeezing it .
" Master Jake what are you doing to me " , shreaked Sara .
Jake kept squeezing her shoulder harder and harder .
" Ouch sir Jake ... what are you doing to me " , she says leaning back
on the couch to see if Jake would let go of her shoulder . She got up .
" Master Jake , do you wish for something " , she said in pain rubbing
her shoulder .
Jake snapped his fingers and said , " yes - I need a bath " .
" One bath coming right up . " The genie did the closing of the eyes and
the crossing of her arms . " Okay sir Jake your bath is ready . "
Sara went into her bottle that Jake held on to .
Jake puts the object ontop of his television stand .
Belly came out of Jake's room meaowing .
Jake seen Belly crawling to him . " Oh Belly , I thought I was never
going to see you again . " Jake picked Belly and carried him to the
bathroom whispering , " we have company - you be a nice kitty " . Jake
rubbed Belly's fur .
" Meaow ... m ... e ... a ... o ... w . "
Jake puts Belly down and gives him a kiss on the forhead . " Now run
along and be a nice cat for daddy . "
Belly ran off . Jake went into the tub . Sara is in her bottle reading
a book . Belly was curious about the new object that had been placed on
the television stand . Belly looks side to side to make sure that nobody
was coming . Belly heard his Master in the bathroom singing and
whistleling . He jumps smacking the object with his claws trying to knock
it down .
" Hey what's the deal " , said Sara when the book fell from her hands .
She felt something moving her home . She fell from the couch . " Ouch !
Master is that you ? "
Belly kept on trying to knock down the perculiar shiny object . The
object fell down . Belly stuck his paw inside .
Sara saw claws and became worried .
Belly stops picking at the object and looks inside of it .
" Ah " , screams Sara. " I'm not a toy you cat " , shouts Sara hiding
behind the little couch she has inside her bottle .
But the cat kept trying to reach her with his claws .
"Now you stop that or I will turn you into a monkey ! " Grins sara .
Jake was still enjoying his bath .
" Okay - I mean it ! "
" Meaow ... meaow . " Belly reached deeper inside the object
trying to get at Sara . The cat suddenly looks into the object .
Sara took the oppertunity that the cat was looking at her to stand up .
She crossed her arms and closed her eyes . One second later there
was no Belly .
Jake still relaxed in the tub when a monkey jumps ontop of the toilet
in the bathroom . " Holy mother ! Jesus ! " He jumps out of the tub , he
runs into the livingroom staring ontop of the television stand but did
not see the bottle . " Sara ! Oh Sara ? " Jake wore his towel dripping
water all over the place confused . He panicks . He became scared l
looking everywhere in the livingroom for Sara . " Oh lord ... where could
she possibly have ran off to ? " He bends and looks under the couch
and spots the bottle . " There you are . " Jake reached for the
bottle , grabs it and pulls it out from under the couch . Jake peeks inside
the object and says , " Miss Sara , come out this instant and explain to
me why there is a monkey sitting in my bathroom toilet ? "
Sara looks down as Jake screams at her .
Jake brought the bottle back to the television stand , smoke came
out from inside of the object and there was Sara looking sad .
" You Master have a naughty cat . "
" Don't call me Master - call me Jake " , says Jake walking in circles in
the livingroom in his towel . " What does my cat have to do with that
stinky monkey in my bathroom ? "
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by lammy » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:07 pm
" Well " . Sara began playing with her fingers . " That monkey is
your cat . " She grins .
" Say what ? Are you crazy ? " Jake ran into the bathroom .
Sara followed him . " Sir Jake ... I didn't meant it but the thing ... "
" It's not a thing ! "
" I'm sorry . The cat was trying to eat me . "
They reached the bathroom and he opened the door and the monkey
was in the tub jumping around splashing water all over the place .
" Sir Jake shouldn't you put some clothes on ? " Grins Sara .
" Yes , but first bring my cat back " , says Jake upset .
" Okay . " Sara whispered into the monkey's ear , " now listen you ,
I am going to turn you back but you will not attempt to eat me ... got
it ? "
The monkey kept splashing the water around . Sara did her thing .
Belly ran out the bathroom hizzing at Sara .
" Now me Sara " , said Jake standing in the bathroom's door way
wearing his Bob the Builder towel .
"Is that better Master Jake ? "
" Much better . " Grins Jake . " I am going to look in the mirror real
quick . "
Jake looks at himself in his bedroom mirror . Sara followed him to the
room and sat down on his bed .
Belly was hiding under the bed .
" I do wish I'd look better " , said Jake sadly . " This hair is horrible
and I can't see a darn thing without my glasses . "
Sara quickly jumps off Jake's bed . " Master I can help you with that ,
can I ? " Sara excited clapped her hands together .
Jake smiles . " But please don't over do it . "
Sara crossed her arms then closed her eyes , one second later
Jake was wearing new glasses . He had a new hair cut plus his hair had
been died blonder than he had it .
" Do you like Master Jake ? "
" Wow , I actually look like someone important . "
" How about them ugly pants I put on you , can I change them too - plus
the shirt ? " Grins Sara .
" Sure - go fir it ! "
Sara gave Jake a new silky shirt and nice jeans .
" This is great ... I like . " Smiles Jake .
Sara sat down on the bed rocking back and forth she says , "Oh
Master , I knew you'd like it " . She suddenly stood and planted a kiss on
Jake's cheek .
Jake blushed and so did she .
" What now Master Jake ? "
" Well I need to go to my shop and clean something up . Would you like
to come ? "
" I'd love to come . " She smiles .
" One thing though , we are walking there . I need to show off my new
look . " Grins Jake with his new look .
" No problem Master . " Winks Sara .
" Another thing , please don't call me Master infront of anyone . "
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by lammy » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:03 pm
" I'll remember that sir Jake . "
" Okay let's go . "
They headed out the door .
Down by the donut shop stood Charles waiting for the shop to open .
Charles looked at his watch . " I wonder why he is not here yet - crap ! "
Charles scratched his head and walks away .
As Sara and Jake began walking towards the donut shop cars passed by
and one man screamed , " nice alfit weirdo ! "
Jake looks at Sara . " Was that comment for you or me ? "
Sara looks at herself . " I think it's me . " She laughs .
" Well do something about it . "
Sara snucked behind a garbage dump where she changed what she
was wearing .
" Much better . " Winks Jake .
They continued walking towards the shop . Cars kept on honking
their horns .
" They love me " , says Jake laughing . " Hey that's Charles ! "
He points to a man coming their way .
" Charles who ? "
" He's a good customer of mine . "
" Really ? "
" Yeah , come let's say hello . "
They both ran to him .
" Charles ... how are you doing today ? "
Scratching his head was Charles . " Do I know you ? "
" Yes , it's me - Jake ! "
Charles fixed his glasses . " Wow Jake - that really is you . You look
good . " He laughs . " How come the shop is not opened today ? "
" It's a long story Charles " , replied Jake .
" So will you open the shop this morning " , asked Charles sadly looking down at the cemented sidewalk .
" No . I am afraid today I will not open . "
Charles got sadder than he was . " Well where will I get my coffee
and my donut from ? "
" Give me a second " , says Jake turning to Sara . " I need you to
conjure me up a donut and a coffee with lots of love . "
" Sure Master Jake . " Sara turns around so that Charles did not see
her . She closed her eyes and crossed her arms . " Okay Master " ,
whispered Sara . " Could you tell him to go by the shop and outside he
will find a nice hot cup of coffee and a nice tasting donut all for him . "
Smiles Sara .
" Charles we need you to pass by the shop where your special donut is
waiting along with your hot smooth coffee . " Winked Jake .
Charles jumped up and down for joy . " Yippy dee doo ... thanx Jake . "
He slaps Jake on the back and ran like a mad man all the way to the
donut shop .
Charles grabbed the bag and ran the other way .
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by lammy » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:17 pm
" Thank you Sara . He really means a lot to me . " Jake hugged Sara .
" No problem Master Jake this why I am here . " Smiled Sara .
They finally arrived at the shop .
" Is this it Master ? " Sara stared down the outside of the donut shop .
" Yes it is . " Frowns Jake
" Master - it's really bad . You wish I make it better ? " Grins Sara .
" Not now . Let's just go inside . "
" Fine . "
Jake opened the door to the shop and they both entered .
" Yuk , it smells in here " , says Sara covering her nose .
Jake locked the door behind him . " Could you please make the
windows very dark so that we are not seen . "
" Sure Master . " Sara made the shops window darker . " Is that dark
enough for you Master ? "
" Yes that is good ... now if I can only find the light switch . " Jake
tripped over a table on his way to turn on the lights . " Ouch ! "
Sara giggles . " Master you could have asked me to turn on the lights
you know . " Grins Sara .
" Yeah , yeah , yeah " , replied Jake rubbing on his knee . Jake walks
to his office .
" Where are you going sir Jake ? "
" I have to go file some paperwork . " He opens his office door .
" Then what am I to do ? "
" You could look around but don't break anything " , he says shutting
his office door .
" Yes " , whispers Sara . " Don't worry Master . " She grins . Sara
wonders around in the shop . She enters the kitchen . " Phew-
what is that awful smell ? " She bends down and takes a closer look at
the floor . " Eww ... how gross - rotten eggs ! This needs cleaning . "
Sara did her thing and in just a few seconds the kitchen was spotless ;
the counter was sparkling ; she had taken out the old donut friers and
replaced them with new ones ; the sink was all in one piece ; the freezer
had been remodeled ; the kitchen had a complete make - over . " Now
that's more like it . " Giggles Sara . Sara returned to the diningroom .
"Hmm - now what do I do here . I'll put in new tables , new floor ... yes -
I'll paint the wall and add new frames. I'll replace the lights ... oh and
bring in a new cash register " , she says walking around in circles
pointing and changing all that she wanted and how she wanted
it . " Hey a new donut stand . " Sara laughed. " This is fun . I just know
that my Master is going to love it . " After she was done she ran to
Jake's office to see if he finished what he was doing . She knocked on
his office door . " Master Jake . Sir Jake . "
A car pulls up to the donut shop and turns off the ignition .
" I can't see in the shop " , says Steffanie from inside the car to Roland .
" You are right hon . The windows have never been like that before " ,
says Roland with a confused look on his face .
Both stepped out of the car and walked towards the shops window .
" Boss are you in there " , screamed Steffanie .
Jake opens his office door , he grabs Sara and shoves her inside
the office with him .
" What's the Matter Master ? "
" That person shouting sounds like one of my employees . I do not
want any of them to know that I am here " , said Jake with a worried look
on his face .
Sara looks at Jake . " I understand Master . But what will you do to
them ? "
" Do to them ? Why would I do anything to them ? "
Sara sat down on his office chair . " Master, they left you on an island
for God knows how long . They played a twisted joke on you and you
are telling me that you are not going to do anything about that " , asked
Sara upset .
" I didn't think of it that way . I don't know what I will do yet . All I
know is that they can't know that I am here . "
" Okay Master . " Smiles Sara .
" I'm going to take a closer look inside " , says Roland sticking his face
on the window . " Darn I really can't see a thing . "
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by fluffy » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:54 pm
lol.........now tell me Lammy....where did you get the idea for calling him 'Master' from??? ...i didn't have you down for an S&M fan....
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by lammy » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:38 pm
S&M ??
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