permanently pressed repressed and depressed

[wylde]

I asked about his birthday wish, but he won't tell. And the shooting star...well, I'll see what comes of that.

[fluffy]

and then you can tuck into that gourmet sausage he's pepared.......oh and the beans too.....

fluffy

[wylde]

You're tactless... Changed my mind 'bout the cyber sauce...it's got a nasty byte to it.

[wylde]

...and what would you be eating with your favourite vegetarian, I wonder? Spackling paste(tofu) and a side of sprouts?

[fluffy]

depends if he's on a puritanical no meat, no fish,no wheat, no gluten, no dairy diet.........
But i'm sure i could rustle up something edible for his lordship........

alternatively i could just get him blind drunk on Scotch and drag him to a chippy (there's gotta be one in LA ) and educate him in the pleasures of Haggis pudding suppers.......lol.......( ).......
And if he's still not feeling green by then, a deep fried mars bar for desert oughta do it!

fluffy

[wylde]

I'll take that steak medium rare, thanks.

[fluffy]

lol.....sounds good........can i have an extra portion of super crispy onion rings too please??............(i'm drooling now).........lol......and HUGE fat chippy chips, oh and peas...............and for a treat smother it in a really yummy cream, brandy and pepper sauce..........

fluffy

[wylde]

...and what will you feed Santa? That was the cat, right?

[fluffy]

santa still gets a mince pie and the reindeer get carrots.........lol............
and if hes good a snifter of scotch...........lol

fluffy

[wylde]

Are we still talking about your cat?

[fluffy]

oh noooooh........sorry i misread that........lol........
but the cat still gets her kitticat....lol......

fluffy

[wylde]

Actually, we drifted off to sleep while staring at the stars and awoke about the break of dawn...

[wylde]

Sorry, too. I went back to the ranch... So you're not intoxicating your cat?

[wylde]

Does your cat sneeze at his snifter? What is the cat's name, if it's not 'Santa'?

[wylde]

...good steak, great nap!