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Postby lammy » Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:32 pm

" If I may say also Master , whatever you do - please do not put the cap

on this bottle yourself - it will trap me and you will lose me . "

" Oh , okay . "

" Now think of home . " The genie places her and Jake's hands on the

shiny object .

Jake closed his eyes and began thinking of home . Two seconds later

they were outside his apartment .

Both of them looked at eachother . Jake stares at the genie . " Are you

going to open the door ? "

She laughs . " You wish to go inside Master ? "

" I think I do . " He grins at the genie .

The genie crossed her arms and closed her eyes . One milisecond

later the door opened .

" Thank you " , says Jake closing the door behind him .

" This is your home Master ? " The genie looks around at Jake's

apartment . " But it is so small . Do you wish I make it

bigger ? "

Jake walks to her . " What I need ... I mean ... call me Jake .

Don't call me Master . "

" Okay Master Jake ... I mean Jake" , said the genie and covered

her mouth while giggleling .

" What will you call me , Master ? "

" Hmm ... how about Sara ? "

The genie smiled and began jumping up and down excited .

" Master that is a beautiful name . I love it . " Blushed the genie . She

sat down on the couch .

" You love it ? I am glad . " Smiles Jake .
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Postby Happygal » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:45 pm

This is a very good story!
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Postby lammy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:27 pm

And am sorry I can't write it on here like I used to . I am sure that all would fall inlove with it .
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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:44 pm

lol.......i'm digging 'the master'....... :wink: :D .......

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Postby lammy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:46 pm

Started it all because of Jim .

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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:52 pm

lol.........yeah, he likes being the boss i reckon......lol..... :wink:

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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:57 pm

lol.......a bossy one who needs to know his place.......lol..... :D

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Postby lammy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:01 pm

Wait a minute - and he doesn't belong there ... :D
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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:03 pm

lol............. :wink:

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Postby lammy » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:01 pm

He placed his hands on her shoulder squeezing it .

" Master Jake what are you doing to me " , shreaked Sara .

Jake kept squeezing her shoulder harder and harder .

" Ouch sir Jake ... what are you doing to me " , she says leaning back

on the couch to see if Jake would let go of her shoulder . She got up .

" Master Jake , do you wish for something " , she said in pain rubbing

her shoulder .

Jake snapped his fingers and said , " yes - I need a bath " .

" One bath coming right up . " The genie did the closing of the eyes and

the crossing of her arms . " Okay sir Jake your bath is ready . "

Sara went into her bottle that Jake held on to .

Jake puts the object ontop of his television stand .

Belly came out of Jake's room meaowing .

Jake seen Belly crawling to him . " Oh Belly , I thought I was never

going to see you again . " Jake picked Belly and carried him to the

bathroom whispering , " we have company - you be a nice kitty " . Jake

rubbed Belly's fur .

" Meaow ... m ... e ... a ... o ... w . "

Jake puts Belly down and gives him a kiss on the forhead . " Now run

along and be a nice cat for daddy . "

Belly ran off . Jake went into the tub . Sara is in her bottle reading

a book . Belly was curious about the new object that had been placed on

the television stand . Belly looks side to side to make sure that nobody

was coming . Belly heard his Master in the bathroom singing and

whistleling . He jumps smacking the object with his claws trying to knock

it down .

" Hey what's the deal " , said Sara when the book fell from her hands .

She felt something moving her home . She fell from the couch . " Ouch !

Master is that you ? "

Belly kept on trying to knock down the perculiar shiny object . The

object fell down . Belly stuck his paw inside .

Sara saw claws and became worried .

Belly stops picking at the object and looks inside of it .

" Ah " , screams Sara. " I'm not a toy you cat " , shouts Sara hiding

behind the little couch she has inside her bottle .

But the cat kept trying to reach her with his claws .

"Now you stop that or I will turn you into a monkey ! " Grins sara .

Jake was still enjoying his bath .

" Okay - I mean it ! "

" Meaow ... meaow . " Belly reached deeper inside the object

trying to get at Sara . The cat suddenly looks into the object .

Sara took the oppertunity that the cat was looking at her to stand up .

She crossed her arms and closed her eyes . One second later there

was no Belly .

Jake still relaxed in the tub when a monkey jumps ontop of the toilet

in the bathroom . " Holy mother ! Jesus ! " He jumps out of the tub , he

runs into the livingroom staring ontop of the television stand but did

not see the bottle . " Sara ! Oh Sara ? " Jake wore his towel dripping

water all over the place confused . He panicks . He became scared l

looking everywhere in the livingroom for Sara . " Oh lord ... where could

she possibly have ran off to ? " He bends and looks under the couch

and spots the bottle . " There you are . " Jake reached for the

bottle , grabs it and pulls it out from under the couch . Jake peeks inside

the object and says , " Miss Sara , come out this instant and explain to

me why there is a monkey sitting in my bathroom toilet ? "

Sara looks down as Jake screams at her .

Jake brought the bottle back to the television stand , smoke came

out from inside of the object and there was Sara looking sad .

" You Master have a naughty cat . "

" Don't call me Master - call me Jake " , says Jake walking in circles in

the livingroom in his towel . " What does my cat have to do with that

stinky monkey in my bathroom ? "
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Postby lammy » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:07 pm

" Well " . Sara began playing with her fingers . " That monkey is

your cat . " She grins .

" Say what ? Are you crazy ? " Jake ran into the bathroom .

Sara followed him . " Sir Jake ... I didn't meant it but the thing ... "

" It's not a thing ! "

" I'm sorry . The cat was trying to eat me . "

They reached the bathroom and he opened the door and the monkey

was in the tub jumping around splashing water all over the place .

" Sir Jake shouldn't you put some clothes on ? " Grins Sara .

" Yes , but first bring my cat back " , says Jake upset .

" Okay . " Sara whispered into the monkey's ear , " now listen you ,

I am going to turn you back but you will not attempt to eat me ... got

it ? "

The monkey kept splashing the water around . Sara did her thing .

Belly ran out the bathroom hizzing at Sara .

" Now me Sara " , said Jake standing in the bathroom's door way

wearing his Bob the Builder towel .

"Is that better Master Jake ? "

" Much better . " Grins Jake . " I am going to look in the mirror real

quick . "

Jake looks at himself in his bedroom mirror . Sara followed him to the

room and sat down on his bed .

Belly was hiding under the bed .

" I do wish I'd look better " , said Jake sadly . " This hair is horrible

and I can't see a darn thing without my glasses . "

Sara quickly jumps off Jake's bed . " Master I can help you with that ,

can I ? " Sara excited clapped her hands together .

Jake smiles . " But please don't over do it . "

Sara crossed her arms then closed her eyes , one second later

Jake was wearing new glasses . He had a new hair cut plus his hair had

been died blonder than he had it .

" Do you like Master Jake ? "

" Wow , I actually look like someone important . "

" How about them ugly pants I put on you , can I change them too - plus

the shirt ? " Grins Sara .

" Sure - go fir it ! "

Sara gave Jake a new silky shirt and nice jeans .

" This is great ... I like . " Smiles Jake .

Sara sat down on the bed rocking back and forth she says , "Oh

Master , I knew you'd like it " . She suddenly stood and planted a kiss on

Jake's cheek .

Jake blushed and so did she .

" What now Master Jake ? "

" Well I need to go to my shop and clean something up . Would you like

to come ? "

" I'd love to come . " She smiles .

" One thing though , we are walking there . I need to show off my new

look . " Grins Jake with his new look .

" No problem Master . " Winks Sara .

" Another thing , please don't call me Master infront of anyone . "
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Postby lammy » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:03 pm

" I'll remember that sir Jake . "

" Okay let's go . "

They headed out the door .


Down by the donut shop stood Charles waiting for the shop to open .

Charles looked at his watch . " I wonder why he is not here yet - crap ! "

Charles scratched his head and walks away .

As Sara and Jake began walking towards the donut shop cars passed by

and one man screamed , " nice alfit weirdo ! "

Jake looks at Sara . " Was that comment for you or me ? "

Sara looks at herself . " I think it's me . " She laughs .

" Well do something about it . "

Sara snucked behind a garbage dump where she changed what she

was wearing .

" Much better . " Winks Jake .

They continued walking towards the shop . Cars kept on honking

their horns .

" They love me " , says Jake laughing . " Hey that's Charles ! "

He points to a man coming their way .

" Charles who ? "

" He's a good customer of mine . "

" Really ? "

" Yeah , come let's say hello . "

They both ran to him .

" Charles ... how are you doing today ? "

Scratching his head was Charles . " Do I know you ? "

" Yes , it's me - Jake ! "

Charles fixed his glasses . " Wow Jake - that really is you . You look

good . " He laughs . " How come the shop is not opened today ? "

" It's a long story Charles " , replied Jake .

" So will you open the shop this morning " , asked Charles sadly looking down at the cemented sidewalk .

" No . I am afraid today I will not open . "

Charles got sadder than he was . " Well where will I get my coffee

and my donut from ? "

" Give me a second " , says Jake turning to Sara . " I need you to

conjure me up a donut and a coffee with lots of love . "

" Sure Master Jake . " Sara turns around so that Charles did not see

her . She closed her eyes and crossed her arms . " Okay Master " ,

whispered Sara . " Could you tell him to go by the shop and outside he

will find a nice hot cup of coffee and a nice tasting donut all for him . "

Smiles Sara .

" Charles we need you to pass by the shop where your special donut is

waiting along with your hot smooth coffee . " Winked Jake .

Charles jumped up and down for joy . " Yippy dee doo ... thanx Jake . "

He slaps Jake on the back and ran like a mad man all the way to the

donut shop .

Charles grabbed the bag and ran the other way .
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Postby lammy » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:17 pm

" Thank you Sara . He really means a lot to me . " Jake hugged Sara .

" No problem Master Jake this why I am here . " Smiled Sara .

They finally arrived at the shop .

" Is this it Master ? " Sara stared down the outside of the donut shop .

" Yes it is . " Frowns Jake

" Master - it's really bad . You wish I make it better ? " Grins Sara .

" Not now . Let's just go inside . "

" Fine . "

Jake opened the door to the shop and they both entered .

" Yuk , it smells in here " , says Sara covering her nose .

Jake locked the door behind him . " Could you please make the

windows very dark so that we are not seen . "

" Sure Master . " Sara made the shops window darker . " Is that dark

enough for you Master ? "

" Yes that is good ... now if I can only find the light switch . " Jake

tripped over a table on his way to turn on the lights . " Ouch ! "

Sara giggles . " Master you could have asked me to turn on the lights

you know . " Grins Sara .

" Yeah , yeah , yeah " , replied Jake rubbing on his knee . Jake walks

to his office .

" Where are you going sir Jake ? "

" I have to go file some paperwork . " He opens his office door .

" Then what am I to do ? "

" You could look around but don't break anything " , he says shutting

his office door .

" Yes " , whispers Sara . " Don't worry Master . " She grins . Sara

wonders around in the shop . She enters the kitchen . " Phew-

what is that awful smell ? " She bends down and takes a closer look at

the floor . " Eww ... how gross - rotten eggs ! This needs cleaning . "

Sara did her thing and in just a few seconds the kitchen was spotless ;

the counter was sparkling ; she had taken out the old donut friers and

replaced them with new ones ; the sink was all in one piece ; the freezer

had been remodeled ; the kitchen had a complete make - over . " Now

that's more like it . " Giggles Sara . Sara returned to the diningroom .

"Hmm - now what do I do here . I'll put in new tables , new floor ... yes -

I'll paint the wall and add new frames. I'll replace the lights ... oh and

bring in a new cash register " , she says walking around in circles

pointing and changing all that she wanted and how she wanted

it . " Hey a new donut stand . " Sara laughed. " This is fun . I just know

that my Master is going to love it . " After she was done she ran to

Jake's office to see if he finished what he was doing . She knocked on

his office door . " Master Jake . Sir Jake . "

A car pulls up to the donut shop and turns off the ignition .

" I can't see in the shop " , says Steffanie from inside the car to Roland .

" You are right hon . The windows have never been like that before " ,

says Roland with a confused look on his face .

Both stepped out of the car and walked towards the shops window .

" Boss are you in there " , screamed Steffanie .

Jake opens his office door , he grabs Sara and shoves her inside

the office with him .

" What's the Matter Master ? "

" That person shouting sounds like one of my employees . I do not

want any of them to know that I am here " , said Jake with a worried look

on his face .

Sara looks at Jake . " I understand Master . But what will you do to

them ? "

" Do to them ? Why would I do anything to them ? "

Sara sat down on his office chair . " Master, they left you on an island

for God knows how long . They played a twisted joke on you and you

are telling me that you are not going to do anything about that " , asked

Sara upset .

" I didn't think of it that way . I don't know what I will do yet . All I

know is that they can't know that I am here . "

" Okay Master . " Smiles Sara .

" I'm going to take a closer look inside " , says Roland sticking his face

on the window . " Darn I really can't see a thing . "
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:54 pm

lol.........now tell me Lammy....where did you get the idea for calling him 'Master' from??? :wink: ...i didn't have you down for an S&M fan.... :wink:

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Postby lammy » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:38 pm

:lol:

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