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"What do you mean ? "

Steffanie turns around . " Don't pay attention to him boss - he's slow

sometimes . " Smiles Steffanie .

" Sweet ! Finally we are here " , shouts Roland slamming on

the brakes .

Everyone flew foward .

" Holy crap ! Dude was that necessary " , shouts Tim .

Roland laughed and got out of the car .

Steffanie opened the car door , she got out along with Susan .

Steffanie stretched out while Susan wiped herself off and

perfumed her body .

" Ah ... that is so much better " , says Susan after refreshing up .

Ross jumps out of the car . Tim got out as well .

Jake was still in the car .

" Let the fun begin ! Do us a favor Jake and take the liquor out the

trunk . " Demanded Roland .

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Everyone ran to the dock and climbed into the sailboat .

Jake was standing by the trunk struggleling to take out the bags full of

liquor . One of the liquor bottles fell out the bag and broke . " Oops - one

less bottle for the alcoholics . " Laughs Jake . Jake began walking

towards the dock . "I am actually regreting this trip" , Jake says to

himself after he saw everyone in the sailboat sitting down waiting for him

to bring the liquor .

" Hurry up boss " , shouted Roland .

" Yeah , yeah ! Bunch of alcoholics . " Jake placed the bags down as he

climbed into the sailboat . He went to pick up the bags and another bottle

fell out and broke .

" Dude ! You are waisting our boos " , screamed Ross and comes over

to Jake grabbing a bottle for him to drink alone .

Jake walks towards Roland . " Where do you want these ? "

Roland points . " Over there by the cooler . "

" Sure . " Frowns Jake . " Do you want them inside the cooler too ? "

Laughed Jake walking to the cooler .

Roland did not hear Jake's comment . Before Jake even placed the

bags down Tim came over and grabbed himself a bottle , so did Susan .

" This one is mine " , said Tim .

" And I'll have this one . " Smiled Susan .

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Tim stood next to Jake and opened his tequilla bottle spilling

some on Jake .

" Whoa ... do you have a hole in your mouth ? "

Laughing Tim says , " yes I do - it's my mouth " . Tim smacks Jake on

the back . " Keep up the good work my friend . " Tim smiles and heads to

where the others were hanging out .

" I'm not your friend or your pal " , says Jake to Tim but he had

already left .

Susan came walking to the cooler . " Could you grab me that piece of

ice right there . " Susan leaned over Jake . Her chest was rubbing on

Jake's head .

Jake could not look up because if he did he would have Susan's chest

on his face . " This one ? " Jake nervously reached for the ice .

Susan pushed herself closer to Jake and her chest was now on top

of his head .

" Yo people - look at that over there . " Laughed Ross .

Everyone turned their attention to Jake and Susan .

" Um ... you are making me nervous here . " Grins Jake .

" Can you please retrieve your breast from my head ? "

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Susan giggles . " I'm sorry - I didn't realize they were bothering you . "

" They don't - I mean they are beautiful . " Jake stood up . " It's just

that I have never seen such things close up before . " Smiled Jake .

" Never mind - I'll grab it myself . " Susan reached into the cooler and

grabbed herself an ice . She opened up the bottle she grabbed of

Don-Q Crystal and took a shot of it . " Oh yeah , this is good . " Smiles

Susan .

Jake just stood there watching as she took another shot .

" Whoa ... that one went to my brain . " Winked Susan . " Smell you

later . " Suan left to talk to Steffanie .

Jake goes over talk to Roland who was steering the sailboat .

" So boss - how's it hanging ? Hey - you are not drinking ... that can't

be . Here , have some of my specialty ... I made it myself . " Smiles

Roland .

Jake takes a sip . " Mmm ... Agh ... yuk ! " Jake spits out what he had

in his mouth .

" What's the matter ? Lightweight ! " Grins Roland .

Jake takes another sip .

" Whoo hoo ... that one tasted better huh ? "

" It sure did . " Grins Jake . " So who's boat is this ? "

" This lovely price was given to me on my eighteenth birthday , along

with my BMW . Why do you ask ? "

Jake scratches his head . " Oh no big deal . Well I'm going to go

mingle . "

" Alright " , replied Roland .

Jake sat down on a sofa near the back of the boat . Steffanie went to

talk to Roland while Susan was dancing with Ross .

" Hon please tell me you gave Jake some of that good stuff you have

right in in that cup ? "

Roland grins . " I most defenately did and oh boy - is he in

for a shocker . "

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Steffanie hugs him and gave him a kiss on the cheek . " You know

I love you . "

" Hold on to your underwear we are about to take speed " , shouts

Roland to everyone on the boat .

Tim layed on a seat and fell off . He jumps up histerically

screaming , " we are going down ... the boat is sinking " .

" Calm down . Roland is ridding us faster that is all . " Laughs Ross .

" Oh , then in that case I am going back to bed . " Tim layed back

down .

Roland turns the radio up louder . Ross began dancing with Susan while

Jake sat down enjoying his drink .

" Susan ... Susan ... come here ... Su ... san " , shouts steffanie .

" What man ? I have a buzz going on here " , screams Susan . She

quickly rushed to see what Steffanie wanted . " I is here and how may I

interest you? "

" Susan you need to go to Jake and make him feel welcome . This is a

long night - you know . " Winks Steffanie at Susan .

Susan glazed over at Jake she studdered saying , " just look at him ,

how pitiful does he look . And where did you find this guy ? "

" I know how he looks . He is our boss and everyone needs love Susan . "

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Steffanie and Susan had a buzz going on , so did the guys but Jake

seemed not to be feeling a thing .

Steffanie hands Susan another drink for Jake . " Here - go over there

and make him feel like he is the hottest guy around . " Grins Steffanie .

Susan laughs and studdering her words she says , " I will try " .

Susan walks to Jake . Jake saw her coming towards him .

He combed his hair with his hands .

Susan stood over him and handed him a drink . " Hi Jake . "

" Hi Susan ! "

She sat down next to him and he moved over .

" Why did you move ? Do I smell ? " Susan smelled her armpits .

Jake laughs . " No you don't smell . " He takes a sip from his drink .

" I ... I ... wait a minute . " Jake takes his drink and drank the whole

thing in one gulp .

" Wow Jake - you are a heavyweight . " Smiles Susan .

" You think so ? " Grins Jake .

Susan reaches for Jake and places her hand on his thigh .

" Whoa , whoa - hold on one second " , shouts Jake .

" What ? "

" I need another one of this delicious drink , could you please fetch

me one ? " Grins Jake .

" Yeah - no problem . "

Susan goes to get him another drink while he is sitting there playing

with his shoes .

" Yo Steff ! My dear date would like another drink . "

Roland laughs . " Oh boy , we are not there yet and the freaking guy is

going to pass out on us before we get rid of him . "

" Say what ! What do you mean ? "

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" Sit down Susan " , says Steffanie .

" Hey ! Where is my drink " , shouts Jake .

" Hold on " , screams Susan . " So tell me again - what it is that you will

do to him ? "

Steffanie whispered into Susan's ear , " we are going to leave him

behind " .

Susan covered her mouth . " Really . Why ? "

" Because we want a vacation . " Laughs Roland .

" My drink please " , shouts Jake .

" Oh gosh he is drunk already " , says Susan .

" That's good . " Smiles Steffanie .

Roland pours the drink and sprinkles a white powder into the cup .

" This should be good enough to make him hypper . " Laughs Roland.

" My drink please " , shouts Jake once more .

" Go give it to him already . " Steffanie says to Susan . " Make sure

he is happy . " Winks Steffanie .

Susan stood up and Steffanie smacked her in the butt .

Jake waves to Susan . " Over here ... come this way ! "

" Here you go . " She sits down .

This time Jake did not move . Jake hugs her saying , " you are so

pretty " .

Susan was drunk and went along with Jake .

Jake began to mumble words .

" Okay , okay ... that's good - you can let go now " , studders Susan .

" I am sorry . " He let go of her .

" Are you going to drink that ? "

" Sure I am . Watch this . " Jake drank the drink in just one gulp

again . " Whoo hoo , now this is the shit " , mumbled Jake . " I want

more ! "

He hands Susan the cup .

" Well can you hold on . " Susan touched his face . " Your skin is so

smooth ... can I kiss you ? " Susan leaned over towards Jake .

" This is my song " , screamed Ross .

" This is my song too " , shouts Jake . Jake got up and began dancing .

Steffanie , Roland , Ross and Susan could not believe what they were

seeing .

" Go Jake , get dirty ... move your body " , yells Steffanie .

" Guys - do you see that over there ? " Points Roland . " That my friend

is the famous island . They say that once you enter you never leave . "

Laughs Roland .

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Jake heard what Roland had mention . " That's ridiculous . I bet you I

step my foot in there and it comes out in one piece . " Laughs Jake .

Jake was now drunk and high . He thought the drink was the one

giving him the effect he has but had no idea that his drink was spiked

by Roland . Jake did not stop dancing for one moment and could hardly

control his movements .

Roland walks to Jake . " I bet you once you step foot in that island

you'll be stuck for a while . " He grins .

Susan stands up . " You are so daring . " She hugs Jake and Jake falls

on the ground . " Oops , I am sorry . Here let me help you up . " Giggles

Susan .

Steffanie looks over at Roland then says , " I would like to see him step

foot in there " .

" Me too - I'd like to see that . " Laughs Jake .

Roland turns off the boat . Tim was still passed out . Ross was now

drunk so where Jake and Susan . Steffanie and Roland were high on

coccaine .

Roland goes to Jake , he puts his arm around his neck and squeezes

it . " So boss are you going in there ? We'll wait for you . " Grins Roland .

Steffanie and Susan sat back down to watch Jake make a fool out of

himself .

Jake points at the island . " That island right there ? That is

nothing ... " , mumbles Jake dancing side to side .

" Are you ready ? "

" I am as ready as I'll ever be . " Laughs Jake .

" Go for it " , screams Ross .

" Jake , before you go can I give you a kiss " , yells Susan .

Steffanie giggled .

Roland couldn't believe it . " Did you hear that boss . Go over there

and get you some . " Grins Roland .

Jake looks at Susan and walks towards her when he tripped over

a hose on the floor , he lost his balance and ended up falling off the boat

landing flat on his face in the water .

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" Poor guy he'll always be a nerd ! " Smiles Steffanie .

Susan ran to the edge of the boat where Jake had fallen . " Are you

okay ? "

Jake quickly jumps up . " Yes ! I am okay . " He grins . " Just

wonderful " , says Jake to himself wipping the sand of his face

" Just be careful and hurry back " , shouts Susan to Jake .

" This will be a piece of cake Susan . Don't worry about me , all will be

just fine " , says Jake studdering wobbling out the water and heading

towards the island .

" Boss , you see them trees right over there ? "

Jake points . " Those trees over there ? Yes ! "

Roland laughs . " Well , go in there and there should be a house made

of coconuts shells ... once you reach the house touch it and come back

out . Oh and bring us some evidence . " Grins Roland .

Jake yells , " is that all I have to do ? cool ! " Jake walks towards the

trees . He stumbled his way to the trees talking to himself.

Roland waits until he was not visible to turn the boat on and leave .

Ten minutes later Jake had enough of the little treasure hunt he

had stupidly agreed to go on so he turns around . Jake came out

screaming , " see - I made it out ! Hello guys ? " He did not see the

boat . He looks again and saw the boat very far from where he had

fallen off . " Oh dear God , I hope they come back . This is not fun

anymore . I'm drunk and without a clue . I knew I was going to regret

this trip . " Jake saw a big rock and that is where he laid down and

passed out . An hour later it began raining . He woke up when he felt the

rain on his face . "Oh great , wonderful . Why ? Why me ? Shit ! " Jake

was very upset . He didn't know why they left . " If this is a joke, it

sure ain't funny . "


With rain and all Jake fell back asleep .


Morning came:

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When Jake awoke he was drenched . Seaweed covered his whole

body . He looks around and saw no one had came to rescue him . Jake

now knew that this was a very cruel joke they had played on him . He

began walking along side of the beach kicking everything in his path

talking to himself . " Shit - what am I to do now ? How will I get back ?

What will I eat? Who is going to help me ? " Jake was feeling down and

miserable more than he has ever been in his life . He still kicked

everything on the sandy island until he kicked something that almost

broke his foot . " Damn it " , he said . Jake saw the

shiny object . For Jake it was just trash he would take his anger upon .

He went to where the object landed , he bends down and picks it up .

He looks at it and shakes it to see if there was anything inside for him to

eat . But there was nothing in it so he threw it behind him and continued

walking . Jake sat down on the sand . A few minutes later he saw a

bright light from the corner of his eyes . Jake got scared and jumped up

really fast . He strongly rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't

illusinating . Jake shoes were not on his feet , his glasses were lost and

his shirt was shreded in pieces . " What the ? " Jake heads towards the

bright light . He saw the light came from the object he had thrown

away . Smoke surrounded the shiny object and from

nowhere a person appeared before him . The person has long curly black

hair ; wearing a veil over their face ; looking Egypcian . After a minute

the light and smoke vanish but this person remained in Jake's presence

with hands crossed staring at him . Jake believed he was illusinating .

Jake ran into the ocean and dipped himself in , he did this a couple of

times . The person to whom now appeared to be a woman to Jake began

coming towards him . She now was close to where Jake dunked himself

in the ocean and stood there waiting for Jake to finish what he was

doing . Jake dunked himself in the water one last time and the woman

remained in his sight . He got out of the water shaking his whole body .

He walks towards her looking at her up and down waiting for her to speak

but she just stood there staring at him with her hands crossed . Then out

of the blue she spoke .

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" Hi Master . "

" Master ? " Jake opened his eyes really , really wide , not believing

what he had just heard come from the woman . He smacked himself in

the face .

" Oh no Master - don't do that " , she says clossing her eyes .

Jake walked away from her and laughed hysterically . He shook his

head .

She walks behind him .

Jake turns to her . " What are you ? "

" Master you do not know of my kind " , she says smiling .

" I've only read of your kind in kids books but , I had no idea ... and I

repeat no idea that you people actually excisted . " He laughs .

" So you know of my kind ? "

They kept on walking side by side .

" Yeah , you are a Genie . " Jake coughed .

" Are you okay Master ? "

" I am fine . Just sick from the rain last night . So how did you come to

this island " , asked Jake still shaking his head .

The woman teared up . " I have been trapped in that darn bottle for

centuries ... infact , I have lost count of how many centuries it has

been . See - I broke a rule and my old Master decided he didn't want to

keep me anymore , so he tricked me and got rid of me without me

knowing about it " , she says sadly .

Jake didn't know what to say . " This is for real ... isn't it ? "

The woman got excited . " Why yes this is rea l . " She grins .

[Rosita]

hahahaha that cool

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They stopped walking and sat down on the sand . Jake threw rocks in the

ocean as he spoke with the genie . "So how does this all work

anyways ? "

" Usually you would have three wishes to ask for but since I am no

longer part of my family ..." She hugs Jake and keeps saying , " I can

be yours forever " .

" Are you nuts " , screams Jake .

The genie stops hugging Jake . " So what do you say - will you

keep me ? " Sara grins . " I really don't want to be trapped in that bottle

for any longer . Please will you keep me Master ? " The genie made a

sad face .

" I mean you can sure use me for something ? "

Jake spaced out , he began thinking about how he would get out of

the island . He really needed her more than she needed him .

" I can cook for you . " She stood up , crossed her arms and blinked her

eyes and she dressed with an aprin and a chef's hat while holding

a roasted chicken .

Jake grins a little bit .

" I can be your choffer . " Again , she crossed her arms and blinked

her eyes and she stood holding a steering wheel .

Jake grins a little bit more .

" Look a maid " , she says dressed in a maids alfit holding a duster and

a roll of paper towel .

Jake laughed . " Interesting ! "

The genie kneels to Jake . " Please say you'll keep me ? "

the genie frowns .

" Okay - I'll keep you , but my first request is very odd . "

" Anything that I can do to please you I'll do ... except for love . I can't

help anyone with that , but the rest is game . " Smiles the genie .

" Can I see your face ? "

" Sure " , says the genie taking off her veil . " Is this better Master ? "

Jake fell inlove with what he had seen . He would never forget that

face .

She is very beautiful and Jake had never seen a woman such as

her before .

" Do you like Master ? "

Jake stood up and touched her face . " I'm really not dreaming " ,

he said softly . He removed his hand from her face .

"Are you okay Master ? "

Looking down at the sand was Jake . " Something good actually

happened to me - a woman . " Smiles Jake as he told himself this .

" So do you like Master ? "

" I have a real genie ... a real life genie . That's incredible . " Jake

walks to the ocean water . He points at another island . " That's where

I'd like to be ... that is my home . "

The genie did not hear him and came closer to him . " What's that

Master ? "

Jake points again . " There ... I would like to go over there . "

" Why Master ? Is that your home ? " The genie looks over at

the island that Jake pointed to .

Jake laughs . " No - because it's closer to home . "

" Ahh , do you wish to go home Master ? "

With a sad face he says , " yes ... even though home sucks for me ,

yeah ... I'd love more to go home and live a normal life with you " .

The genie blushed . " Oh that is beautiful Master . " Smiled the genie .

" Hold on . " She ran to get the bottle . She then brought it over

to Jake . " Wish you were home . " The genie winked at him .

"One thing before we do this ... does traveling that way hurt ? "

The genie laughed . " Not at all Master - it's quite painless . "

" If you say so . " Grins Jake .

[Eskarpin]

Woowww Lammy..... this is the book that you say me? the book of the genius? I will have to read it

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Yes that's the one . Am finished and hoping someone will find an interest in it and make it into a movie . It's my dream .

By the way am re-writing another story called " The Hired Help"