I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two
cubicles.
One of the doors was locked.
So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers
And sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are You
going?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be
rude,
So I replied "Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up
to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly,
"Just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to
Call you back. I've got some guy in the loo next to me answering
everything I say."
I found this on another site and thought some of you would like it.