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How Bad Is Your Temper According To Your Horoscope?

Postby jimliker » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:13 pm

HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE? :

ARIES MARCH 21 - APRIL 20

Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to
apologies, which makes them easier to forgive.

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TAURUS APRIL 21 - MAY 20

You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don't know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you've made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.

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GEMINI MAY 21 - June 29

You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.

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CANCER JUNE 21 - JULY 21

Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.

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LEO JULY 22 - AUGUST 21

If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don't care about opinions. You don't like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate
your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.

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VIRGO AUGUST 22 - SEPTEMBER 21

Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don't quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.

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LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 - OCTOBER 22

Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it's true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.

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SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21

Of course you don't lose your cool. But your very demeanor (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person that try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous
(extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.

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SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 20

You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You're also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you're upset with them.

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CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 - JANUARY 19

Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with
frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.

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AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18

You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation
and will be bitter about it for a long time.

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PISCES FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20

The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others' feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. So nobody can be upset with you for too long.
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Re: How Bad Is Your Temper According To Your Horoscope?

Postby Eskarpin » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:26 pm

GEMINI MAY 21 - June 29

You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.


yes, succeeds enough. :lol:
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Postby cotton » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:17 pm

Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.


which probably how Kate felt when Jim threw the tape recorder.lol
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Postby gothichyppie » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:26 pm

cotton wrote:
Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.


which probably how Kate felt when Jim threw the tape recorder.lol


Yeah I love how she was so shocked she lost her American on 'He broke the tape recorder!'

Same goes for me, Capricorn here! But horoscope can be so vague, it's like 'Today something will change in your life...', I mean I can go to one place to other and that will be considered a change! I believe the day you were born, with the season and all may influence the person you are but that's about it. Still, I'm glad I was born in January! ;)
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Maybe,

Postby Canadian Jayne » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:33 pm

possibly, could be, ?
thinking about it.
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Postby omnipresence » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:45 pm

Im ARIES MARCH 24

Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to
apologies, which makes them easier to forgive.
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Postby Pink » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:15 pm

LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 - OCTOBER 22

Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it's true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.



first of all, i am born on the 22nd of september and it was a challenge for me to find myself in the zodiacs, because i am either a Virgo or a Libra :) the truth is that i get angry really fast and sometimes i can carry it for a long times. and i believe in revenge as well :)
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I get more angry at myself than..

Postby Canadian Jayne » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:57 pm

at other people. That's my downfall.
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Postby Eskarpin » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:13 pm

Pink wrote: i am born on the 22nd of september and it was a challenge for me to find myself in the zodiacs, because i am either a Virgo or a Libra


You are Virgo ;)
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Postby JT Carrey » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:39 pm

AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18

You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation
and will be bitter about it for a long time.


I have an outburst every day at my mom, no joke, is that a bad thing? I'm usually a calm person lol
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Postby fluffy » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:09 am

CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 - JANUARY 19

Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with
frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.

well it's kinda true...........i have the longest fuse imaginable........but when it blows, which is very rare, it's like a short sharp explosion.......usually i head of arguements at the pass.........i'm actually a peacemaker .........but occasionally i will be goaded to breaking point....then afterwards it's all over with...........no point in living in the past..............

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Postby Happygal » Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:01 pm

I'm both Gemini and Cancer, is that even possible? :? My birthday is June 21, and both of them do sound like me cause I do cry when I'm angry. :evil:
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Postby Mia » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:38 am

I'm a Sagitarrius...and yep, that is definitely me. :lol:
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