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Postby fluffy » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:56 am

lol........ok.....what really embarrassing things have people done?
tell us your funny tales ...... :wink:

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Postby Guybrush Threepwood » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:36 am

I neither get drunk nor stoned but I constantly embarrass myself and get into awkward situations by dropping, forgetting or destroying things etc. Inspector Clouseau style stuff.
Does that count, too?
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Postby fluffy » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:21 am

yeah why not.......lol...........i'll change the title.........

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Postby sprousefan23 » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:30 am

[quote="Guybrush Threepwood"]I neither get drunk nor stoned but I constantly embarrass myself and get into awkward situations by dropping, forgetting or destroying things etc. Inspector Clouseau style stuff.
Does that count, too?[/quote]




i have the same problem then i stand up and put my hands on my hips and say:

"you didn't see that" or "i didn't do that, i did not do that!"
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Postby Mia » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:48 pm

I'm practically blind without my contacts or glasses. :roll:
Most of the time I'll take out my contacts before I go to bed
because sometimes my contacts get kinda scratchy.
I've ran into walls so many times...and it HURTS because
I usually hit my head really hard. Anyways its embarassing,
especially when someone sees you, but its still rather funny. :lol:
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Postby sprousefan23 » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:06 am

yeah i'm like that too only i'm not totally blind without my glasses or contacts, but i like to fake run into things poles, lampposts, walls, bike racks, exc.
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Postby cable girl » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:32 pm

The funniest thing that happened to my twin and I this year was when we were walking in the city, and we heard a peeing sound. At first we thought it was a dog (or a man :lol: ), but it was actually a middle aged woman kneeling down peeing infront of a grocery store!! :lol: My twin and I laughed our asses off once we had passed her, but when we told our mom she felt sorry for her 'cause she thought she might've been sick... Yeah, right more drunk as hell, or she just didn't like the store; maybe she thought their prices were too high... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby cable girl » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:39 pm

sprousefan23 wrote:yeah i'm like that too only i'm not totally blind without my glasses or contacts


Same here; everything is just blurry for my part. I've never tried contacts though. My big sis' has, but she stopped wearing them. I guess I could concider lazer surgery, but just the thought of that kinda creeps me out, 'cause what if something goes wrong and instead of improving your sight you became totally blind instead? :shock: I've actually seen a documentary over how they do it and it creeped me out beyond belief! :shock:
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Postby Mia » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:41 am

Me 2! I seems dangerous...I'm not really a risk-taker. :lol:
My friend has myopia like me, but she has also developed
an astigmatism. We joke about who is the most impaired
between the two of us. :lol:
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Postby cable girl » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:43 pm

Mia wrote:I'm not really a risk-taker. :lol:


Now that is something I'll never accuse you of Mia! :wink: :lol:
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Postby cotton » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:46 pm

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Postby cable girl » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:48 pm

Whoops, we kinda drifted off there... Sorry! :oops: Now that was a lil' embarrassing! :wink:
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Postby Mia » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:01 am

Sry Cotton.
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