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When the weather is frigid and nipping,
And on some hot tea you are sipping,
It's such a big shock,
You sit back and take stock,
As your fountain pen goes skinny dipping.

I would like to see a limerick about graham crackers.
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It was me! I killled the thread! It was seeing another thread behind my back!
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What are you talking about? :?
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Happygal wrote:What are you talking about? :?
This thread was going to the bottom...
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Everyone knows someone who is a slacker,
But they are quite a hacker,
Everyone loves gram crackers,
But we're all afraid they have trackers. :)

Thats all I got.


Ok, I want to see a limerick about pigs.
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I think baby piggies are cute,
In the dirt they are liable to root,
Can't help what I am
I see "Babe"...I think "ham."
Vegetarianism is moot.

How about a limerick about acrobats?
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Acrobats fly through the air
they leap and dive without a care
but if they get too big and fat
they just might fall
with one huge SPLAT!!!!!!

banannas........

fluffy :lol:
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I really enjoy a banana,
I also dig Carlos Santana,
This is no jive
I pick up the vibe
With my invisible implanted antenna.

How about a limerick about ... hmm..... freedom.
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When Wullie Wallace walked these lands
he had a cross to bare
why should those Sassies, trousers get
when Scottish legs were bare?
So fights assued and kilts did fly,
but Wullie changed his mind
It's best to let the tackle air,
and freedom feels more kind. :wink:

fluffy :lol: :lol:

constipation......... :D
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Great poem!!
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thanks.......... :D

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I have a serious case of constapation.
That word ryhmes with inebration.
I want to go so bad,
But nothing comes out real fast
So i guess i have to for it to pass.


how about one about Disney?
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Good old Walt, he was a card
and loved the Summer time.
But camping was the only place
with women, song and wine.
He wanted somewhere cute and new
with fun for kids as well
so they can be in Disney bliss
And parents in their hell......... :lol:

fluffy :lol: :lol: :lol:

turds........ :lol:
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Turds are really smelly,
You can get the runs from jelly,
Turds can also be nasty,
Just look at cows,
They lay patties.


How about one on movies. :)
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I love the film "Snakes on a Plane",
Solely for the coolness of the name.
You can yell and shout,
You know what it's about.
Snakes on a plane is not lame.

*mmm...I know this isn't my best work, but now the "Snakes on a Plane" trailer is out and it makes me giggle. In case you were wondering what it's about ... snakes on a plane. Teheee! I LOVE that!

How about a limerick about hot weather.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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