Limerick challenge

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:24 pm

When the weather is frigid and nipping,
And on some hot tea you are sipping,
It's such a big shock,
You sit back and take stock,
As your fountain pen goes skinny dipping.

I would like to see a limerick about graham crackers.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:45 am

It was me! I killled the thread! It was seeing another thread behind my back!

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:52 am

What are you talking about?

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:56 am

Happygal wrote:What are you talking about?

This thread was going to the bottom...

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:41 pm

Everyone knows someone who is a slacker,
But they are quite a hacker,
Everyone loves gram crackers,
But we're all afraid they have trackers.

Thats all I got.

Ok, I want to see a limerick about pigs.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:54 am

I think baby piggies are cute,
In the dirt they are liable to root,
Can't help what I am
I see "Babe"...I think "ham."
Vegetarianism is moot.

How about a limerick about acrobats?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:47 am

Acrobats fly through the air
they leap and dive without a care
but if they get too big and fat
they just might fall
with one huge SPLAT!!!!!!

banannas........

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:57 pm

I really enjoy a banana,
I also dig Carlos Santana,
This is no jive
I pick up the vibe
With my invisible implanted antenna.

How about a limerick about ... hmm..... freedom.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:31 pm

When Wullie Wallace walked these lands
he had a cross to bare
why should those Sassies, trousers get
when Scottish legs were bare?
So fights assued and kilts did fly,
but Wullie changed his mind
It's best to let the tackle air,
and freedom feels more kind.

fluffy

constipation.........

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:18 pm

Great poem!!

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:09 pm

thanks..........

fluffy

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:40 am

I have a serious case of constapation.
That word ryhmes with inebration.
I want to go so bad,
But nothing comes out real fast
So i guess i have to for it to pass.

how about one about Disney?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:16 am

Good old Walt, he was a card
and loved the Summer time.
But camping was the only place
with women, song and wine.
He wanted somewhere cute and new
with fun for kids as well
so they can be in Disney bliss
And parents in their hell.........

fluffy

turds........

Happygal · Post by **Happygal** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:42 pm

Turds are really smelly,
You can get the runs from jelly,
Turds can also be nasty,
Just look at cows,
They lay patties.

How about one on movies.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:57 pm

I love the film "Snakes on a Plane",
Solely for the coolness of the name.
You can yell and shout,
You know what it's about.
Snakes on a plane is not lame.

*mmm...I know this isn't my best work, but now the "Snakes on a Plane" trailer is out and it makes me giggle. In case you were wondering what it's about ... snakes on a plane. Teheee! I LOVE that!

How about a limerick about hot weather.