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When God wakes you up in the middle of the night, 2am?

Postby wonderbunny » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:31 am

Well its another 2am moment... and no caffeine, so what am I going to do now? The worlds asleep and I'm looking for a playmate- I'm bored out of my mind. Do you play verbal jujitsu? Mental tet-a-tets? Thats French for verbal head to head playgames. I like sparring partners, friendly stuff. But I am unfortunately living with my mother (In a senior mobil home park) parents due to unforseen circumstances but desparetely looking for a way out. Its a bit like the movie Caccoon. I used to have beautiful home with pool, but sold due to... long story. I miss Malibu. It was a E-ticket (Disneyland) So God, what are we going to talk about tonight?
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Postby quirky » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:01 pm

I woke up at 1. But I said, "Not now God, I'm sleepy..." and went back to bed.
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Postby Clemmy » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:26 pm

I had a 3:30am moment last night... and had a chat with God until 4:30am... at least that was the time showing in the alarmclock the last time I look at it before falling asleep again. I will try to change my chat time to an earlier period in the evening... :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:08 pm

lol.........i get summer time insomnia but i love the night silence and stillness.......... i either chat to you lot, watch TV or write............and sometimes go to the 24/7 wallmart........lol.....cause everyone here is asleep.......except me........lol
it's a really cool time of the day........vastly underated..........lol

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Postby wonderbunny » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:31 pm

Fluffy, do you think maybe God woke us up for a reason. Maybe he wanted a surprise party and we're just slow on the uptake. Kind of councidental isn't it? Invitation only... Thats a fascinating way of communicating. He's funny that way. Telekenesis.... Mind to mind stuff. Mindblowing isn't he. He can type to! Don't underestimate him. (He's a lot faster than I am and no typos) If he can part the Red Sea, Create a 8.0 earthquake, Hurricaine Katrina, Noah's flood, he can probably do just about anything. He's got a sense of humor too, look at the platapus, giraffe and elephant. Creative bugger isn't he! You have to learn how to hear his whispers. He gossips too. Confidential number one! I don't don't tell anyone what he tells me because he's my best friend, but oooh. That's the good stuff. Okay, God that was a little over the top, I'm bragging now. He doesn't gossip about any of his children, he loves them too much for that. He talks to all of us confidentially first, then he uses others to correct us. Ever have that sinking feeling in your stomach? For some it takes longer to feel it. They are the hard head people, who don't listen to anyone anyway.... pesky little vermin aren't they. Eat your oatmeal, my life is doing just fine thank you very much. I never asked for your opinion. But they gave it to me anyway. I'll muse on it for a while. If it applies, I'll take it.
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Postby quirky » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:34 pm

Sometimes He commands me to eat chocolate, or Fruit Loops or ice cream.
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Postby MandyCarrey » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:37 pm

hes always commanding me to eat chocolate.. his fault im fat! lol :D
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Postby wonderbunny » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:39 pm

He definately gets after me for a lot of things... Gently of course as he always is unless I really screw up. Right now I'm kind of limbo. How do I get a job without a car. My bikes working but :roll: My resume is a little confusing. Arnold Schwarnegger has no problem with me, but I can't get a paying job anywhere in the state... Hmmmm, makes you wonder. I guess I'm not supposed to be alive or raise a child. What a bummer.
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:52 pm

hmmmm...........since i'm on the religion fence i'm gonna have to say it's my lack of willpower that's responsible for my chocolate consumption..........lol.......

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Postby searching_for_sunshine » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:18 pm

i think the urge for consumption of chocolate is brought on by a far darker force LOL :lol:
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Postby quirky » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:20 pm

searching_for_sunshine wrote:i think the urge for consumption of chocolate is brought on by a far darker force LOL :lol:


a la Dana Carvey as the Church Lady......

could it be? Could it be.....SATAN!?
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:26 pm

um nope.................it's not next doors rabbit that tells me to chow down on that deliciously yummy treat.............nope......... :wink:

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