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Postby thecablegal » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:35 pm

Did you never play British Bulldog, or that one where you stand at a lamp post and everyone's hiding. As soon as you walk away they all run for the post, and you have to get back to it first......? Wow that made no sense.

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Postby thecablegal » Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:36 pm

[quote="cotton"]hehehe

Love it! :lol: :lol:
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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:00 pm

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"Mr Carrey, I'm afraid you have a case of travelling cranio-rectitis."
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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:11 pm

fluffy wrote:'well Mr Carrey it's a bad case of hemorrhoids........Just HOW many colonics have you had this year?"

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Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:18 pm

i can't think of anything more sensitive for a bloke than a colonic........or anyone for that matter, you must feel really vulnerable and frankly silly, with a hose stuck up your bottom...........lol.......but as long it makes folk feel great i guess...............obviously i've never had 'the pleasure' but i won't dismiss it totally..............lol

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Postby quirky » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:57 am

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The tests were very conclusive Mr. Carrey. Six times you failed to see what was right in front of you. It's clear you have blinders on.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:59 am

It's clear you have blinders on


huh??......what's a blinder??............is it the same as a blinker??....horses use they to only see ahead........??

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Postby quirky » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:03 am

I thought you were trying to speak like us Americans, cookie.
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Postby MandyCarrey » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:45 pm

lol luv the pics... but im useless at sayin a quote for it.... if i did it wudnt be funny like all urs lol.. ill try think of one and wen this topic has ended ill prob then come up with sumit awesome lol! :D
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:43 pm

lol..........it's pointless trying to top Cottons pregnancy comment........so here's a new pic...........

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'Dontcha just hate getting your fly jammed'..............lol

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Postby cotton » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:24 am

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"My butt is sore. Will you rub it, Jim?"
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Postby fluffy » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:29 pm

lol....she looks like she's waiting for him to kick her up the bum........lol

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Postby cotton » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:39 pm

Well what ever it is he is about to do he looks more than happy about it.lol
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Postby fluffy » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:42 pm

lol........yeah but she's running away...........lol.........

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Postby jimlover » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:02 pm

hey cotton Jim is looking hot asusal in this pic.from where u get these pics .ur surprisingly a gud collector. :D
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