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Postby Retard_Messiah » Tue May 16, 2006 2:11 pm

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This is Ground Control
to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare
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Postby mav » Fri May 19, 2006 5:11 pm

"Stop poking your little toe into my ear. It's tickling my tail"

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oy, the pic is so small :!: The link is much better http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/images/displayimage.php?pos=-1844
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Postby mav » Sun May 21, 2006 2:02 am

"I've no problem with Panavision"

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Postby quirky » Sun May 21, 2006 2:31 am

"I think I saw Uranus."
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby jimlover » Wed May 31, 2006 5:48 pm

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Naughty Captions?

"Lower...no...lower still....lower...I said lower!"

Oops...this is me, quirky...or Jill, whichever you prefer. I accidentally edited Jimlover's post instead of copying it and adding my captions.

I apologise.... :roll:
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Postby Niobe » Wed May 31, 2006 7:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
To both the quote and the goof!
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Postby quirky » Wed May 31, 2006 7:16 pm

Wait Wait! What am I thinking???

Itwasn'tmeIdidn'tdoitInevermakemistakesitwassomeoneelse.

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Postby jimliker » Wed May 31, 2006 7:17 pm

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"u can ask all my fans there how decent i am" :wink: :lol:
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Postby Retard_Messiah » Wed May 31, 2006 10:16 pm

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I AM SO HAPPY THAT EMPEROR XENU BROUGHT US TOGETHER! I REALLY LOVE YOU KATIE!!!!
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Postby Niobe » Wed May 31, 2006 10:23 pm

quirky wrote:Wait Wait! What am I thinking???

Itwasn'tmeIdidn'tdoitInevermakemistakesitwassomeoneelse.

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:? That is so low. Blaming the poor innocent bird like that!

And hey....wait a minute....is that a cigarette butt I see before me???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby quirky » Wed May 31, 2006 10:31 pm

So....the bird smokes too....
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Postby fluffy » Wed May 31, 2006 10:33 pm

are you leading that poor creature astray.??........lol

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Postby Niobe » Wed May 31, 2006 10:41 pm

fluffy wrote:are you leading that poor creature astray.??........lol

Shouldn't that be leading the bird ash-tray?? Ho ho ho!!

Poor Peeps gets it in the neck for everything. I'm calling a certain pet detective we know to investigate this possible avian abuse! :curtain:
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Postby quirky » Wed May 31, 2006 10:57 pm

Shouldn't that be leading the bird ash-tray?? Ho ho ho!!


Wow...I think this is the WORST pun I've seen all year. It might put you in the running for the "golden eraser" award.

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Postby Niobe » Wed May 31, 2006 11:01 pm

I've never heard of the 'Golden Eraser' award. But I'm excited. :lol:

People's love for their pets is undeniable. I heard on the radio today that 75% of pet owners said they would mourn the death of their pet more than they would another relative.
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