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"Yesterday" for IT People! Hehe...

Postby cable girl » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:27 am

Hehe, this is "Yesterday" the IT-version;

Yesterday for IT People

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.

Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.


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:lol: It was puplished in "Arcamax" / "Jokes for Wednesday June 28, 2006", if you want to subscribe to these jokes as well, go to;

http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/reg?source=1206

And chose "Jokes" under "The Funnies". "Garfield" is also so funny to receive which is under that title as well, and "Cats and dogs" under "Home & Garden" are adorable!! :D

Since I'm on an IT-topic here, here's a funny "Garfield"-clip as well concerning that;

http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/pic/13628/730713

:lol:
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Postby sianlee » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:29 am

hahahaha thats funny cause its true. happens to me all the time...... *twitches* like now... :evil:
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Postby cable girl » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:32 am

Oh, I just catched up with reading the Jokes from Arcamax that was sent yesterday, and this one's hysterically funny too :lol: ;

Dangers of Casual E-Mailing

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter on the address and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a loud scream, and fell to the floor in a faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room, and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE:
JUST GOT CHECKED IN.
EVERYTHING IS PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE...
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Postby cable girl » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:34 am

sianlee wrote:hahahaha thats funny cause its true. happens to me all the time...... *twitches* like now... :evil:


Yeah, it happens to me whenever I go visit my mom, it seems like me and my twin have a bad influence on her computer... :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .........thats' hilarious............lol

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Postby cable girl » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:53 pm

Glad I can spread some laughter! :wink: :D
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