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Burns Night

Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:01 pm

Especially for those with Scottish roots............It's 'Burns nicht!!'
no it's not the sore kind of burn but Rabbie Burns........ :wink:
Tonight is Burns night.......the night when Scot's eat haggis and recite the Bard's poetry whilst knocking back the whisky.
So if you can, dig out some 'haggis neeps and tatties' and finest malt and drink a toast .........just for the hell of it.........lol

and read this out as you dig in.............lol

Address to the Haggis

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect sconner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit:
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

(lol.....meanwhile i'll dig into some Mexican Chili..........lol)

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Postby Clemmy » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:12 pm

Beautiful... I've heard about a biopic on Burns for next year or so...
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:16 pm

His life would make a wonderful movie.........and if it stirs the nation half as much as Braveheart did it'll do well..........

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Postby Niobe » Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:23 am

JOKE FOR BURNS NIGHT I READ TODAY:

A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.

"£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.

"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"

"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."

"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

:roll: ERm, I didn't write that! Lol.

Actually, may I say Happy Burns Night to all Scots everywhere.
I confess, even after all my years in Scotland.....I hate haggis *pah* and I won't dwell on how you all hate us English scum! Lol.
Tonight is your night! :wink:
Everybody should believe in something.
I believe I'll have another coffee!
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Postby fluffy » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:33 am

lol...............i don't hate the Eglish...........lol...........i love public schoolboys... :wink: ........lol..........once they hit their 30's that is........lol

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