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Postby lammy » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:09 am

"Steffanie" , yelled Roland outside of Susan's home .

Steffanie ran and stuck her head out the window . "I'm coming down

now" , Steffanie .yelled back

"You are leaving Steffanie" , asked Susan .

"Yes Susan . Would you like to come along" , asked Steffanie .

"I'd love to come along . "

"Okay let's go" , said Steffanie .

"Hi Roland" , said Susan as Steffanie opened the car door .

"Hi hon" , said Steffanie getting in the car and gave him a kiss .

"Hi sweety" , said Roland returning her kiss .

"So where are we going" , asked Susan .

Roland turned around to Susan then says , "we are going to plan, how

we are going to find out how Jake got back home and how come he looks

the way he does" .

"Great let's go" , said Susan .

Roland started the car and they left .


Jake goes inside his apartment . He goes into his bedroom and lays

down falling asleep .


Morning:

"Bling... bling... time to make the donuts" , sounded Jake's alarm clock .

Jake woke up startled . He couldn't remember where he placed the

alarm clock until Belly crawled from under Jake's bed carrying it in his

mouth .

Belly hopped on Jake's bed and dropped the alarm clock on Jake's lap .

Jake quickly turned it off . "Thank you Belly but I really don't feel like

opening the shop today" , said Jake sadly .

Belly made a sad face . "Meaow ... "

"I'm so depressed... so upset... so sad that I want to kill myself" ,said

Jake .

Belly opened his eyes really wide . "Meaow ." The cat left the room .

"Hon- breakfast is ready" , shouted Jake's mom .

Jake did not respond .

"Honey- breakfast is ready" , shouted Marie once more .

Jake still didn't respond . He heard his mother coming and he hid under

the covers .

"Wake up darling . It's time for you to go to work", said Marie as she

uncovered Jake .

Jake took the covers and covered himself up again .

"Oh what's wrong dear ? I know you and your girlfriend are having

problems but don't let that affect your self worth ."

Jake quickly uncovered himself and jumped out his bed . He stood up

looking at his mother . "Mom- you have no idea what's going on with me

right now but yes I am going to work" . Jake went to take a shower .

"Can I visit you later hon" , asked his mother .
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Postby lammy » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:14 am

"Sure mom" , yelled Jake from the bathroom .

Belly was now laying on his favorite couch with one eye open and his

ears moving in all different direction .

Marie began cleaning the kitchen .

Belly heard a noise in the kitchen and hopped out of his favorite couch

and into the kitchen he went standing in the door way watching Marie

clean the kitchen .

Jake was done taking a shower he got dressed and left his bedroom .

"Goodbye mother" , said Jake heading towards the door to leave .

"Can you come here one second hon" , asked Marie to Jake .

Jake dragged himself towards her . "What mother ?"

"I just wanted to fix your shirts collar and tell you to have a good day ."

Smiled Marie .

"Thanx mother ." Jake gave her a kiss on the cheek . "You have a

great day also mom ."

Jake's mother smiled .

Jake had one foot out the door when his mother called him again .

"Jake, can you please come take out this trash for me" , asked Marie .

Belly's tail straightened up .

"Sure mom ."

Jake grabbed the trash and began walking out the door. Belly got under

his feet . Jake tripped over the cat spilling the trash all over the floor .

"Belly" , screamed Jake getting up . He wiped himself clean .

"Never mind hon- I'll take it out" , said Marie .

"Thanx mom" . Jake gave the cat a dirty look . He then began walking

out the house .

"Jake" , shouted his mom .

"What" , shouted Jake .

"Never mind- go ahead. Love you" . Smiled Marie .

Jake left .

"Poor boy had a banana peal stuck to his shirt" , said Marie to herself .

Marie picked up the trash .

Belly went back to watching Marie clean the kitchen standing in the door

way .

Marie was all done cleaning the mess so she picked up the trash bag

and began carrying it outside . Belly followed her .
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Postby lammy » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:21 am

"Meaow... meaow..." , said Belly rubbing up against Maries leg .

Marie looked down at the cat . "Don't you have anything better to do" ,

she said flicking Belly to the side with her foot .

Belly hizzed at her and ran inside .

"I hate cats" , said Marie . Marie opened up the trashcan and was about

to drop the trash inside when she saw something shinning at her and she

dropped the bag outside the trashcan and reached in the trascan . "Wow,

what is this ?" She pulls out Sara's bottle .

Sara sat on her couch bitting her nails . She heard a voice and felt

movement .

"This is such a pretty bottle . Why would Jake throw away something

so precious" , she said to herself walking inside the house .

Belly looked out through the livingroom window . "Meaow... meaow" ,

he said making a furious face .

Marie went inside the house . Belly ran away to hide inside Jake's

closet .

Marie sat down on the couch in the livingroom staring at the bottle .

"Hmmm... I wonder why Jake threw it away ?"

Sara was listening to her and hid under her couch .

"But this rock doesn't go here" , said Marie . She took the rock out of

the opening of the bottle and looked inside . She saw a little couch and a

lamp. She laughed . "Isn't that adorable . I'm going to bring it to Jake to

see if he wants it, cause if not it is mine ." Marie hugged the bottle and

gave it a kiss . She went to the bathroom carrying the bottle placing it

ontop of the toilet . She got in the shower .

Sara didn't come out from under her sofa .

Belly came out of the closet and creeped his way into the bathroom

where Marie was taking a shower singing and did not hear the door

open . Belly stared at the bottle ,then slowly crawled towards the toilet .

"Oops, I dropped my soap" , said Marie and bend over to pick up the

bar of soap . Marie saw Belly ontop of the toilet . "Shoo... shoo- you

dumb cat" , yelled Marie .
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Postby lammy » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:27 am

As fast as he could Belly ran out of the bathroom but not before knocking

over the bottle into the toilet .

"Holy mother... my bottle" , shouted Marie .

"What" , shouted Sara as the bottle filled up with water . She held her

breath .

Marie took the bottle out of the toilet and held it upside down draining the water as she did that Sara held on to her sofa so she wouldn't fall

out .

"That cat sure is a menace ." Laughed Marie . "All done ." Marie took

a peak inside the bottle again .

Sara hid under the couch again . "Phew... that was close" , she said

blowing her hair out of her face .

"Hmmm... the couch and lamp must be glued to the bottle" , said Marie

shaking the bottle .

"Oh for God's sake lady" , said Sara being shoved from side to side .

Marie brought the bottle in the shower until she finished bathing

herself . When she was done she grabbed the bottle and walked into the

room where she got dressed .

Belly was no where to be found .


"Honk- honk..."

"Nice shirt you moron" , shouted a man passing by Jake in a car .

Jake was confussed while walking to the donut shop .

Outside the donut shop sat Jim ( the employee that was not on the boat

ride ) and Mike ( the other employee that didn't make it ) sitting down

waiting on Jake .

"Hello guys... I mean good morning" , says Jake laughing .

Mike and Jim stood up .

Mike asked , "do we know you" .

Jake smiles . "Yeah- it's me Jake ."

"No fucking way" , shouts Mike .

Jake opens the shop's door and walks inside .

"Yep it is him" , says Mike .

They both laughed after seeing banana peal on the back of his shirt .

Jake turns on the lights .

"Wow... look at this place" , says Mike .
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Postby lammy » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:03 pm

"Yeah- look at this place... I don't believe it- how... how" , asked Mike

walking around in the circles inside the shop looking at the lights, the

tables, the new kitchen machines .

Jake walked to his office when he yelled , "Before I forget... if you guys

see Roland , Steff , Ross and Tim let them know that they have been

replaced" . He closed his office door and puts his head on his desk .

Mike and Jim laughed .

"Sure boss" , shouts Mike .

Both Mike and Jim could not believe their eyes as they kept walking

around in the shop checking out every new thing in it .

"So what do you think happened here" , asked Jim to Mike .

"I don't know but whatever it was I want a piece of it . " Laughed Mike .


Marie headed out of Jake's apartment stuffing the bottle into her

purse . "I wouldn't want anyone to steal you . " She laughs .


"Hey Mike , look who's here" , shouts Jim . "Ha-ha, let's give them the

good news ." Laughed Jim .

Both Mike and Jim walked to the entrance of the shop to greet Tim and

Ross .

"Hey dude" , says Ross .

"So there's work today- I take it" , asked Tim .

Mike laughs . "Unfortunately , for you two there is none . " He laughs

again .

Ross looks at Tim and Tim looks at Ross . They both opened their eyes

and together they said, "No way" .

"Yes way" , said Jim and Mike .

Ross took off the hat he was wearing and angrily threw it on the

ground .

"That can't be! He can't fire me" , he shouts .
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Postby lammy » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:30 pm

Mike smiles . "He just did . " Mike stands infront of the door .

"Get out of the way... I 'm going in" , says Ross .

"Over my dead body" , replies Mike .

Ross raised his phist to Mike's face . "Over your dead body... okay" ,

shouts Ross .

Ross went to puch Mike in the nose but Tim grabbed his arm .

"Come on dude- let's not fight over this" , said Tim .

"Honk... honk..." .

Roland and Steffanie pulled up to the shop's driveway .

"What's up guys" , screamed Steffanie from inside the car .

Roland parked the car .

Mike and Jim laughed .

"Look more losers ." Laughed Mike .

"Shut the fuck off" , shouts Ross .

Jim elbowed Mike . "Yeah ,shut it!"

"Sweety lets play it cool... alright" , said Roland to Steffanie .

"Sure hon."

They got out of the car . Ross, Tim, Jim and Mike walked towards

Roland and Steffanie . Ross andTim shook Rolands hand but Jim and

Mike did not, instead they crossed their hands .

"So why are you guys doing outside" , asked Roland .

Mike looked at Jim . "Should I tell them" , asked Mike to Jim .

"Yeah tell him."

"No- I'll fucking tell him" , yelled Ross .

Roland looked at Steffanie and lifted his shoulder . "What... what?"

"Well" , says Ross, "it seems as though we have been fired by Jake" .

"What do you mean, we've been fired" , yells Roland .

"Yes... he told Jim and I that if we saw you guys to tell you that you all

have been replaced" .

"That's bogus" , shouts Roland. "Where is he?"

"He's in his office" , replied Jim .

"Well this needs fixing" , shouts Roland. "You coming hon?"

"Yes sweety ."

Roland, Steffanie, Ross and Tim had not been inside the shop .

"Whoa- look at this place" , says Roland .

"Wow- this place reminds me of the seventies." Laughs Ross . "You

know ?The hippie days . "

"You were not even born yet dumbass" , says Tim laughing .

"This place is very pretty" , says Steffanie while admiring the shops

new furniture .
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Postby lammy » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:12 am

Mike and Jim stayed outside guarding the door while the four of them

confronted Jake .

Jake heard a comotion outside his office, so he decides to check what is

going on . He opened the office door and saw Roland, Steffanie, Ross

and Tim inside the shop . "Great . I thought I told those two to fire their

behind" , he said to himself .

"Oh Jake... come here" , yelled Roland when he saw Jake closing his

office door .

Jake cleared his throat and slowly walked towards the diningroom

where all four stood waiting for him .

"Well... well... look what the cat dragged in" , said Roland laughing .

"No- I think it is the other way around" , says Jake .

Ross laughs . Tim punches Ross in his back .

Steffanie walks to Jake and puts her hand on his shoulder . "So boss-

tell us why we are fired" , she said and stares at him .

Jake looks at all four of them and clears his throat again. "First of all,

please get your hands of me" , says Jake and removes Steffanies arm of

his shoulder .

Steffanie sticks her tongue out at Jake then walks to Roland .

Jake walks to Roland . "Like I was saying... I do not need any of you...

you all suck" , he exclaimed .

Ross laughs . Roland looks at Ross with an evil look .

"That doesn't give you the right to fire us . Besides who is going to

work for your dumbass" , asked Ross .
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Postby lammy » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:21 am

Jake grins . "Don't you all worry about that ."

Roland got close to Jake facing him face to face . "The hell I will worry

about that!"

"Get out of my face" , said Jake .


"Excuse me young sir... is this shop runed by a man named Jake" ,

asked Marie .

Jake pushed Roland to the side taking a peak outside and saw his

mom .

"Great! Look you guys, do what you want but I'll tell you this much... if in

an hour, you all are not out of here, I am calling the cops" , says Jake

walking to the front door .

Jake opens the door . "Hi mother."

"Mother" , says Mike to Jim .

"Hi sweety" , says Jake's mother giving him a kiss on the cheek and

enters the shop .

The other four were sitting down .

"What a nice place this is" , says Marie .

The others are mumbleling stuff to themselves .

'Thanx mother" , grins Jake .

Marie and Jake walk towards the shops office . Marie sticks her hand in

her purse and pulls out the Sara's bottle . "Son- I came across this

object .

Jake was walking infront of Marie.

"Hey guys ,did you see that" , whispers Roland .

Jake turned around . "Mother- where did you find that ? "

"Master can you hear me" , shouts Sara .

Jake grabbed his mother by the hand and quickly walks her into the

office .

Rolands eyes were sparkling . "Did you guys see that?"

"See what hon" , asked Steffanie .

"I know how he came back ,and it will be mine" , said Roland rubbing h

is hands together .

"What are you talking about" , asked Ross .

Roland got up from the table . He whispered, "come lets spy on their

conversation" .

All got up and followed Roland . They placed their ears on the office

door .

"Give me that mother" , exclaimed Jake .

"What" , shouts Marie .
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Postby lammy » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:17 pm

"Mother I've been looking for that . Where did you find it" , asked Jake .

"I found it in the trash" , replied Marie .

Jake's mother sat down . "I brought it to you cause I saw it and

wondered why it was in the garbage can" .

Jake got sad . "In the trash ?" Jake began thinking . "Hmm... that

must of been Belly's doing... darn cat !"

"That cat has problems you know ." Laughs Marie . "So you want it

back dear ?"

"Yes mother ."

"Why?"

"Because it was a special gift someone gave to me ." Smiles Jake .

"A gift" , says Roland rolling his eyes as he kept on listening on their

conversation .

"So, I can't keep it dear" , asked Marie .

"No mother . But I thank you for finding it ." Jake gives his mother a

hug .

Marie hands Jake the bottle . "Here you go hon."

Jake smiled . "Thanx mother."

Jake's mom gets up from the chair . "Well hon- I'll see you later . I

am going shopping."

Roland, Steffanie, Tim and Ross ran back to the table and sat down .

Jake opens the door . "Okay mom- I'll see you later."

Marie leaves the shop .

From the office door Jake screams, "are you guys still here" . He then

shuts the door .

"Come on guys" , says Steffanie while slowly creeping towards the

office door .

They all pressed their ears on the outside of the office door once

more . Mike and Jim still stood outside passing the time away .

Jake whispered through the opening of the bottle, "Sara come out" .

Sara came out from under her couch . She was overly excited to hear

Jake's voice so close . "Master is that you" , she yelled from inside the

bottle .

"Yes" , whispered Jake .

Two seconds later Sara was in Jake's office .

The four who stood outside the door saw smoke coming from under the

door .

They all looked at one another and said, "huh" .

"Oh Master Jake" , screamed Sara jumping into Jake's arms .

"Master Jake" , said Roland to the others with a confussed look on his

face.

Jake covered Sara's mouth . "Shh... I don't know who is listening."

"Oh man... this guy is crazy" . Laughs Ross .
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Postby lammy » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:29 pm

"He's not crazy . There's someone there with him" , says Steffanie .

"Say who" , asked Tim .

"Says me" , answered Steffanie .

"I missed you so much . Why where you in the trash" , asked Jake

sitting her down on his desk .

Sara began crying . "Master Jake, your cat doesn't like me and he

stuck me in there after he placed a rock on my bottle's opening."

"That's wonderful" . Laughs Roland . "She'll be mine" , said Roland .

"What do you mean she'll be yours" , screamed Steffanie .

"Did you hear that Master Jake" , asked Sara . Sara jumped off the

desk .

Roland walked away from listening . Steffanie went outside upset .

Tim and Ross sat down .

Jake opened the office door but did not see anything .

Roland walked outside to steffanie while in his head he contemplated on

how he would aquire the Genie . "What's wrong with you?"

Steffanie turned around . "You know exactly what's wrong with me" ,

she said upset .

Roland hugs her . "I didn't mean anything bad by it . I meant she'll be

under my control." Winked Roland .

"Oh" , says Steffanie giving Roland a kiss .

"Sara you need to go back in your bottle until I can get rid of these

guys" , says Jake .

Sara gets sadden . "Okay Master, but please put me somewhere you'll

be able to find me" , smiles Sara and goes into her bottle .

Jake grabs the bottle and sticks it inside of his desk then locks the

office door and begins to walk towards Ross and Tim . He clears his

throat . "Excuse me- but is there any reason why you two are still here" ,

Jake asked tapping his foot .

Ross busted out laughing . "You are a nut!"

Tim laughs .

"I'm glad you have an opinion on something... but it is of no importance

to me" , says Jake . He points . "You and you need to disappear like

yesterday" , shouts Jake .

Tim stands up . "I'm so scared . Wooo..."

Ross laughs and stands up . "Listen pal, you need to be in a nut house-

along with your imaginary friend." He laughs some more . "Come on

dude... this guy has problem" . Ross passed Jake and pushed him to the

side . "Move it loser!"

They both walked outside .

Jake stood with his hands crossed looking outside . "These idiots don't

quit" , he said walking to the front door to lock it .

Roland walked towards the shop's door and banged on it staring at

Jake . Roland flashed Jake the middle finger and stuck his tongue out .

Jake had no reactions all he did was put the shades down on the front

door . "Ahh, what a bunch of delincuents."
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Postby lammy » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:17 pm

Mike and Jim did not stand around for anything and they began walking

home .

"Hey Roland" , shouted Ross . "The two innocents are leaving!"

Roland turned around . "Stop them . We need them" , shouts Roland .

Mike and Jim heard Roland and started running away .

"Run Mike- run" , yelled Ross running behind Mike .

"Look out for that rock" , yelled Tim at Jim as he ran behind him .

Jim did not see the rock and fell .

Tim landed ontop of him . "Gotcha . Get up" , yelled Tim .

"What do you guys want" , asked Jim being dragged to Roland .

"Don't you worry about that" , answered Tim holding on to Jim's neck .

"Roland what are you going to do with them" , asked Steffanie .

"They will bring me the bottle with Genie and all" , grined Roland .

Steffanie rolled her eyes . "How will they do that ?"

"You know what I don't know and I don't care" , says Roland .

"Here you go boss" . Laughs Tim bringing Jim to Roland .

"Shove him in the car" , demanded Roland .

Tim shoved Jim in the car .

"There's one missing" , yells Roland playing with his chin .

"Come out- come out... where ever you are" , whispered Ross .

Mike was hidding behind some bushes .

"What the fuck did I do" , cried Mike laying down under some bushes .

"Ah huh... I got you! Get up" , yelled Ross . Ross pulled Mike out by

the hair .

"Ouch you dink" , yelled Mike . "Let go."

"Hell no" . Laughed Ross . Ross shoved Mike all the way to

Roland . "Boss here is our other innocent fool."

"Good, put him in!"

Ross punched Mike in the head then he pushed him inside the car .

"You fucker" , yelled Mike .
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Postby lammy » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:24 pm

Mike and Jim looked at eachother while being held in Roland's car.

"What the hell is going on here" , asked Mike to Jim .

"I wish I knew Mike" , said Jim mad .

"Let's go" , said Roland .

Mike and Jim sat squished in between Ross and Tim .


Jake went back to his office . He turned the knob but the door was

locked .

Jake searched for his keys in his pant pockets, to not find them .

"Oh Sara" , said Jake smacking himself on his head .

"Master, I can hear you . Is it safe to come out" , she yelled .

"Sara- you need to open the door and let me in." Laughed Jake. "I

missplaced my keys" .

One second later the door was open and Jake walked in .

"Hi Master Jake . I'm really getting tired of that bottle" . Sighs Sara .

"I'm sorry" , he says hugging her .

"So what's going on" , asked Sara while they walk into the shops

diningroom .

"My employees are back and didn't want to leave."

They sat down .

"You mean the ones that left you behind?" Squints Sara .

"Yes... them."

"So what are you going to do Master Jake?"

"I want to fire them so they get out of my hair."

"Hmm... well can I help."

"Yes you can but lets go home and wait until tomorrow morning."

Sara smiles . "Okay Master Jake."

They stood up .

"By the way my mom is here."

Sara jumped up and down . "Yay . I want to meer her." She smiles.

"Get us out of here then."

She crossed her arms and blinked before Jake realized they were at his

place .


Steffanie's phone rings . "Hello?"

"Hey Steff it's me Susan . What are you doing?"

"We are busy right now . Can you go to Jake's house and try to find out

who he is with" , asked Steffanie .

"I don't think he'll let me in" , responded Susan .

"Gosh, do I have to tell you everything you need to do" , said

Steffanie . She rolled her eyes . "Doesn't his mom think you are his

girlfriend?"

Susan laughs . "Yes but..."

"Don't but me . This is very important." Steffanie hung up the phone .

"What did she want" , asked Roland .

"Nothing . I told her to go to Jake's house and find out who he was

with."

"Helllo guys ? You know you all can go to jail for this" , shouted Mike .

Ross punched Mike on the knee . "Shut the fuck up!"

"Where are you taking us dude" , asked Jim . But no one answered

him .

"We are here, everyone get out" , said Roland .

Roland stoped the car at the dock where his boat is .

Steffanie got out slamming the door shut .
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Postby lammy » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:30 pm

"Whoa ... Easy" , screamed Roland .

Steffanie rolled her eyes . "You know what Roland, if I go to jail I will

never forgive you" , she said stumping her way to the boat .

Ross stood next to the car where Ross, Mike, Tim and Jim sat and stuck

his head in the car . "Are you goofballs going to move?"

"Sorry boss" , says Ross . He opens the door and pulls Mike out by the

neck .

"Let's go!"

"Hey man" , shouts Mike .

Tim went to do the same with Jim .

"Don't touch me- not if you want to live" , yelled Jim .

Tim laughed . "Yeah okay, get out."

They all followed Roland to the dock, when they arrived at the boat

Roland was sitting down siping wine . He points . "Sit down."

Ross forced Mike to sit down . Tim did the same with Jim .

Ross along with Tim sat next to Roland .

"Hon, start the boat" , yelled Roland to Steffanie .

"Whatever" , screamed Steffanie . Steffanie starts up the boat and

stays there .

"Can I ask you why we are here" , asked Mike .

"Yeah" , says Jim Crossing his arms .

"Okay guys... first I want to say that I don't want to harm any of you .

I need your help" , soflty whispered Roland .

"Funny way to want help after having your partners abuse us" , replied

Mike upset .

"Look..." , shouts Ross .

Roland turns to Ross . "Please be quiet!" Then he turns to Mike and

Jim .

"Guys, since you are still working for Jake I need what he has."

"What the fuck does he have" , asked Mike .

"He has a bottle" , answered Roland .

Mike laughs . "A bottle ? Ha- ha- ha..."

"Shh... please, this is serious . This bottle is not just a bottle- it's a

Genie bottle" , explained Roland .

Ross, Tim, Jim and Mike's eyes opened up real wide .

"No way man" , says Mike .
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Postby lammy » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:54 pm

"Yes way" , says Roland . "This is why you guys are here . Will you help

me?"

"Let me think about it... Yes- I am down" , says Jim dancing in the

chair .

"Are you crazy? How are we going to pull that off" , asked Mike .

"We need to plan out exactly how we will do this , but in the

meantime... let's enjoy the ride. " Laughs Roland . "Honey, you are

doing a good job" , shouts Roland grinning .

Steffanie looks at Roland and shows him the middlefinger then grins .

Roland blows her a kiss . Roland hits Ross with his elbow . "Go get the

wine... we are going to party . "Whoo-hoo" , yells Roland excited .


"Master Jake where is your mother" , asked Sara while walking around

in Jake's apartment .

"My mother? Oh she said she was going shopping." He sat down

on the couch and turned on the television .

Sara sat down next to him then placed her head on his chest while she

looked at him she asked, "is your mom nice" .

"Yes... my mom is nice" . Laughs Jake .

Belly came out of Jake's room after seeing Sara, he ran back into the

closet where he hid .

"Poor cat" , said Jake when he saw Belly run back into the room .

"Why poor cat ? That cat is horrible." Frowned Sara .

"You'll get along with him . It just takes time... that's all." Grined Jake .

"I guess you are right Master." Smiled Sara .

The apartment bell rings .

Jake and Sara got startled that they jumped off the couch .

"Don't worry- it's my mother." Grins Jake .

"Hello! Honey are you here" , shouts marie .

"Okay please, no magic- no funny stuff" , said Jake to Sara .
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Postby lammy » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:01 pm

Sara winks . "Yes master Jake."

"Oh and no calling me Master" , says Jake while walking to the door .

He opens it . "Hi mother" , says Jake then gives her a hug and a kiss .

"Hi darling."

"Come in mother, I have someone you need to meet." Jake held his

mother's hand as they walked into the livingroom where Sara stood

making sure she looked presentable .

Jake saw Sara with her arms crossed and getting ready to close her

eyes .

Jake ran to her . "Sara don't" , he whispered and grined .

"Here's my mother" . He smiled .

Sara walks toward Marie holding her hand out . "Hi . I am Sara" . Sara

shook Marie's hand .

"Hi . I am Marie Jake's mother" . Marie shook Sara's hand . "So you

are the person I spoke to the other day?"

"Yes" , said Sara and grined .

"Come sit down" , said Marie .

While holding hands they both sat down on the couch and began

talking .

"If you both excuse me- I'm going to go make dinner" , says Jake .

"Sure- sure" , said Marie and Sara .

Jake walked into the kitchen .

"So I take it that Jake left his girlfriend" , asked marie .

"What" , says Sara and stood up, "I... I... I didn't know about this" , she

said angrily .

Marie covered her mouth . "You were not aware of that?"

" I have been gone for a day and this happens . It can't be" ,

said Sara sadly .

"Are you guys okay in there" , shouts Jake from the kitchen .

"Yes" , yelled his mother .

"No" , shouts Sara .
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