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Postby Laura Laing » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:23 pm

Here quirky, I just found this site.........

http://www.katpuke.com/ ...

I didn't look too far into it, but maybe they might have some suggestions...
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Postby quirky » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:28 pm

carreyd away wrote:I think Cat Vomit would make a good band name....


Haven't you heard their hit song, "Nausea for No Reason?"
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Postby fluffy » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:44 pm

that's a great Katpuke site!!!!........................the cat is the spit of Daisy, my fat, furry British Blue...........

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Postby carreyd away » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:28 am

2/04 - Lightening quick reflexes - at 3am!
Living with many cats has me used to cat puke and recently I acquired a dog to help with clean up (he loves cat puke!). I was sleeping soundly one night with my cat nestled on top of my head and several others on the bed. I woke suddenly to the sound of cat puke and determined it was coming from the cat on my head. With lightening quick reflexes I managed to catch the cat puke in hand, jump out of bed and throw it in the toilet with a minimal amount falling on the floor. Not bad for a nearly blind chick at 3 am!


That is just adorable!
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:34 am

geez.......i don't ever want to be a mad cat woman like that........surrounded by puking cats in my bed......waiting for me to die so they can eat me............oh geez no !!!!...... :? .

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Postby quirky » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:40 pm

Well, you ARE quite the animal lover!
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:49 pm

yep i am.........but i have to be sensible about it......the only thing i ache for is a wee scruffy dog........one day...... :wink:
no more cats though!!!!!......

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Postby thecablegal » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:31 pm

At the end of March, I'm getting 2 new cats, so Tillie will have some company. They are both going to be male, and I have already chosen their names! :D

Here's a couple of photos of Tillie:

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Doing what she does best!

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Doing what she does best, only in a different place! :lol:

She always looks so sad. I can't wait to get another cat.
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Postby wonderbunny » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:26 pm

I love pets, dogs & cats. When I bought my first house, I went to the pound and adopted two dogs who were adorable. The first day was great, the second day I began to wonder. Apprently they were not potty trained. I was watching television and suddenly an aroma filtered in and there were 9 piles of poo around the house. It was no more than two hours since they were outside. I put them outside, cleaned the mess; and went to rent a carpet cleaner; I came home one hour later and my entire backyard landscape had been dug up, including my solar lighting landscape; every light had been pulled from the ground. My hawaiian backyard looked like a tornado hit it. There sat what I now term the demon dogs from hell. Okay, lets try again. Day two; bushes were removed from there nicely coiffed design. I cried for months. I couldn't afford to repair the damage. I sadly retured the dogs, I was not able to afford their presence, and I could not leave them alone for a minute. How do I go to work with them in control of my house, holes dug under the gate? Its sounded like a good idea... but uh wait a minute $30,000 landscape destroyed in one afternoon? Ok, maybe someone with a farm might enjoy these critters, Ace can you help me with the problem?
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:49 pm

i guess that's why the might have been in the pound to begin with...........they sound like outdoor, working dogs...........a small, fat, cuddly dog like Poochy might have been better....... :wink:

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Postby wonderbunny » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:25 pm

I had a roomate (sort of-later we dated) and I bought a chocolate lab for him. He drove a 18-wheeler, he was the nicest man. I thought the dog would keep him company on his trips, especially the out of state rides. They are quite a pair. I miss her though. Chewy chocolate, was a hell of a good narc dog though. Could not stand the smell of drugs, how cool is that? Our neighbors were drug addicts, I was gone for the weekend and I guess they graduated to cooking meth. We I came back my dogs was so sick. The vet kept her for a few days, she had to be detoxed; her personality was imediately altered permanently. She a new viscious side when ever she smelled the neighbors her hair stood up on the back of her neck and hello Whitefang. 911- Officer we have drugs in the hood, call UNET? (United Narcotics Enforcement Task Force) The cops were outnumbered in that town. Which is why I was very happy move and leave that humble abode for sweeter pastures. So much for my dream of apalca lamas and horses.
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Postby Laura Laing » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:58 pm

we used to have kitty cat...bless him, he's gone now...but he had the greatest personality - he was a cross between something very fuffy and a big old orange tom cat.....check out his smile in this pic...no photoshop needed.....
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Postby fluffy » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:49 pm

lol..........awe bless.............animals DO smile.........some folk think they don't have real emotions but they do...........this proves it.......

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Postby Laura Laing » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:58 pm

he was very cute and clever too.....here he is with the fish

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and here he's feeding them.....

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Postby Laura Laing » Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:03 pm

and here's our princess....she and Kitty Kat were half brother and sister...I'm glad to have found these pics while sorting out old files...they're just sooooo cute!!

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