Jim Carrey Online
You are here: HomeBoard index General Discussion Off Topic

Why I am not a cat person....

Here is where you discuss everything under the sun, just keep it clean.

Postby fluffy » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:22 pm

i use nail clippers to trim their claws every few weeks.....it's just like having their toe-nails cut.......lol

fluffy :wink:
Fluffy
User avatar
fluffy
JCO Staff
 
Posts: 20742
Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby quirky » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:53 pm

and remember to talk to them in that cat owners baby language we all use......lol


No, I talk to this cat like she's a person. Still haven't gotten her to be able to change the TV station at my request, though.

She has claws.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

Postby thecablegal » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:51 am

fluffy wrote:lol......but you have to bathe them if they get dirty.....lol.........you can't have a squitty cat wandering around, sitting on the furniture........lol....
you have to basically be VERY fast...........lol......and remember to talk to them in that cat owners baby language we all use......lol

fluffy :wink:


My cat would kill me if I tried to wash her!

I trim my cat's nails. It's dead easy!
Muse - 10, 11, 14, 22 & 23 November 2006
Muse - Wembley Stadium - 16 & 17 June 2007
Muse - Royal Albert Hall - 12 April 2008
Muse - 10 November 2009 & 13 November 2009
Muse - 11 September 2010
User avatar
thecablegal
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 2348
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:27 pm
Location: Rochester, Kent

Postby mav » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:41 am

I always thought cats were miniature tigers :shock:
User avatar
mav
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 2074
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:18 pm
Location: A quiet place

Postby quirky » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:48 pm

I wonder if you can train housecats like Seifried and Roy train lions and tigers?

It would be WAY less dangerous.

And ALTHOUGH MY LIMITED EXPERIENCE is that *no*...you can't train a bloody felis domesticus to do ANYTHING...it would be really cool and fun to watch.

"Now ladies and gentleman...Whiskers will jump through the ring of fire!
"
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

Postby Eskarpin » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:06 pm

OOOOHHHHHH! !!!, That has been impressive =D> =D> =D> =D>
BRAVO QUIRKY TAMER :D
Eskarpin
Kick-Ass 2
 
Posts: 1418
Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:44 am

Postby fluffy » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:49 pm

lol..........i trained Fluffy to fetch a toy mouse and return it to me..........clever cat.......... :wink:

fluffy :wink:
Fluffy
User avatar
fluffy
JCO Staff
 
Posts: 20742
Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby quirky » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:54 pm

Nikita has too much cattitude.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

Postby quirky » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:05 pm

Alright, it's official. I just went to the grocery store because we're supposed to get a snowstorm any second and ...








....I bought kitty treats.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

Postby thecablegal » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:14 pm

Yay! Cats love treats! :D
Muse - 10, 11, 14, 22 & 23 November 2006
Muse - Wembley Stadium - 16 & 17 June 2007
Muse - Royal Albert Hall - 12 April 2008
Muse - 10 November 2009 & 13 November 2009
Muse - 11 September 2010
User avatar
thecablegal
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 2348
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:27 pm
Location: Rochester, Kent

Postby Jimenem » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:37 pm

And Cat lovers buy them treats! :roll:

*winces* Don't hit me :x
User avatar
Jimenem
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 4337
Joined: Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:43 pm
Location: Lost in the dark receses of my own imagination.

Postby fluffy » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:49 pm

she's fallen for Nikkitta................i told her she would............you just can't help but love those balls of fur.............

fluffy :wink:
Fluffy
User avatar
fluffy
JCO Staff
 
Posts: 20742
Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby quirky » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:25 pm

She lays down on my chest and takes a nap the same time I do.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

Postby Jimenem » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:59 pm

Awww. . .it's a kodiac moment. :P
User avatar
Jimenem
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 4337
Joined: Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:43 pm
Location: Lost in the dark receses of my own imagination.

Postby quirky » Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:02 pm

Fortunately, no one's around with a camera.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

PreviousNext

Return to Off Topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 28 guests