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Postby wylde » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:52 am

My Uncle (Mom's bro) died two days ago of a massive heart attack. His wife (may God torch her twisted soul) would not plan a memorial service in town where all his friends/coworkers & family are... and where he has lived all his life, but has shipped his body to her home state (2 states south). "Grave side services only"... meaning no viewing or family time...well gee that's a whole 10 minutes of wasted time and travel money. His friends and co's didn't get to pay last respects and his own family are denied the chance to say 'goodbye.' ...and she had the gaul to say she loved him. I think someone needs to drop a house on that witch!!!

THEN~ My son's sperm donor ,er, 'Dad', called to inform me he isn't paying me any child support for a while... NO JOB. No money. ExcusesExcuses~ more blog from the forked-tongued dead beat.
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Postby carreypunkrawker » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:11 am

I know people like that. My mother's grandmother was like that and my mom's dad is like that. Those people just die alone. You can pray all this evil stuff on them but I tell you one thing, they will die alone and NO ONE will go to their funeral/memorial service.
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Postby woweeee » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:21 am

i have had so many problems, i can't even name them all. i will name 3. i am obsessed with the number 23 and Jim Carrey. i am now single. i failed algebra. oh and 1 more...i have friends and family whom i was really close to - and they died.
When once asked what I would do if I met Jim I said that I would give him so many hugs because he is so damn HOT and then I would tell him to get married. Response, "he is hot, but...nevermind."
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Postby fluffy » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:45 pm

wow folks, i'm really sorry to hear that............ :(
i looked out a Bereavement website which seems to have a supportive community. There is some good advice on the site, hope it helps

http://dailystrength.org/support-groups/Death_Dying/Bereavement

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Postby wylde » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:46 pm

Way to pass the buck, Fluff... :lol: Obviously, you are NOT a licensced bartender. I'll forgive you IF ......ya pass a pint o' somethin2makeme4getanyofiteverhappened&passoutcoldkindaale.

:-s Any o' that in the house?
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Postby carreypunkrawker » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:55 am

woweeee wrote:i have had so many problems, i can't even name them all. i will name 3. i am obsessed with the number 23 and Jim Carrey. i am now single. i failed algebra. oh and 1 more...i have friends and family whom i was really close to - and they died.


for the first problem, we all have it! I'm single too. it sucks but hopefully you'll find someone. and which algebra did you fail? I failed College Algebra 3 times and I passed on the fourth or fifth try. I got a tutor. Try it. It really helps!

Sorry for your loss!
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Postby wylde » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:50 pm

Things are settling down. My mother has retracted her claws long enough to come down from the ceiling, but still hisses and growls. And the cat is seeking counseling and a good time down the alley out back.

Ok. I'm sorry. I lied about the cat. No cat. Yet. But my mother DOES growl...[/img]
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:16 am

Way to pass the buck, Fluff
....... :wink: ...well i didn't want to sound patronising or anything.....bereavement is bad enough without all the awkwardness...........the proffessionals and support groups are the best......
But i sincerely hope you're doing ok........ :)

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Postby wylde » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:35 am

Fine as frog hair! and ready to jump~
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Postby Lena » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:00 pm

I got rejected on valentinesday after doing the sweetest thing I had ever done for someone. How bad is that!
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Postby carreypunkrawker » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:06 pm

that happens to me all the time.
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Postby fluffy » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:09 pm

yeah we've all got the t-shirt for that one........tell yourself the act of kindness was the prize, not the bloke....then you can keep the glow ....
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Postby wylde » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:02 pm

Oh...Fluffy! I do have a bone to pick with you.
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Postby fluffy » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:43 pm

lol.....yup we're all 'horny as hell' for our fun-tasies......lol.......cold showers and bromide tea ought to do it..... :wink:

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Postby wylde » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:12 pm

No Fluffy, NO NO NO! Cold showers make hard nipples! I'm tortured enough~ :twisted:
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